Ball, so far it seems that last last time you lied to me, though it's still early to tell for sure...

Ball, so far it seems that last last time you lied to me, though it's still early to tell for sure. Do you still stand by your last promise?

Also, ask the ball. That's always the highlight of the day.

Well, screw you fuckin ball. At least i got dubs.

will i get a full time job next year

Yes, I see it too that they are dubs. Don't repeat the obvious, you are just a plastic ball filled with magic guise.

should i join a school team

should i study more.

should i go smoke some weed?

my other option would be drinking. so would drinking today be better than getting high?

Is my dad right?

Will I have enough for a tt if I sell the 337?

holy nutballs, i ask this again.

Does destro fit me better than affliction?

weed it is, thanks 8ball

I have question

Will I tongue Emma Watson's asshole?

>99
praise kek.
Will she say yes? To both questions?

Does she want me to be her boyfriend?

Will I get fired if I send her a dick pic?

asking again

Sry man, that's gonna be me who slurps out the basketball american juice out of that hole.

Should I stop asking?

will e bang r in the next month

Roll

would jacking off be the best option? i'm pretty tired, jacking off of tv

Do I got this?

ok so no jack off, should i just take a shit and see what happens

Current, slightly modified plan, will it work out at least?

aight

will i get laid within the next 3 weeks

kek

Will we get married

Okay.

are you accurate?

Are traps gay

Will I get a job in the next 3 months?

Will I die before 30

should I get laid tnight

Will I fuck this year?

Does she miss me

Do Sup Forums love cheese pizza?

Fucking figures, and sadly this bullshit 8-ball is probably right.

Is it good for me to fap right now?

Am I still her #1?

Should i leave Sup Forums

Will they do it again?

Will they do it again?

Re-rolling.

Dubs doubles the force of the response, so for you it's DOUBLE DOUBTFUL. sorry user

...that being said, should I become a cleric of the serpent god Shiilakh The Unholy, evoking flaming chaos and bloody genocidal suffering to all who oppose Him? thanks a bundle, ball.

Will I see her tomorrow?

will i ever fuck her?

Will I be happy on Wednesday?

Re-rolling.

Magic 8-Ball,
Will I be the sole winner of the MegaMillions's jackpot out of tomorrow night's drawing?

>Most Likely
>Dubs
I like the looks of that!

am i a faggot

Will I get my house this week?

Is it gonna happen tomorrow?

Did she dodge the question on purpose?

reask

i'm ok with that

..fuck it reroll

Will she answer it later then?

Congrats on your new house, user!

thank you magic 8-ball
thine slithery will be done

hey 8ball, did my wife's grandmother die yesterday?

Is it over?

Will my wife convince kathy to fuck me?

Do I have even the slightest chance with my emo friend?

Do i have to?

Is that your final answer?

Should I sodoku?

reroll

Are traps gay?