/cric/

NZ vs AUS

Match abandoned without a ball bowled

Hobbit hole got flooded my a millimeter of rain

Indian support when?

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*Builds wall of Indian Poo to block sight from, and keep out Australians*

Kek I forgot about this

McMeme Ltd

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#foreverfaster

Nice /nrl/ memes

Meme Shit Ltd

*creates a Rugby League team to further bond with our brothers over the ditch*

>unironically thinking anyone likes Steve Shit here

Australian /cric/ posters are even uglier than this lol

3'9 NZ Superstar Kruger Van Wyk repping the Hobbits. Respct

*writes a novel about how little they care about New Zealand*

Rugby.

K E K

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KEK

/CRIC/ ON LIFE SUPPORT

*hosts an Australian team for a sport there is little interest in locally*

*thinks Australians are disgusting*

why the FUCK was he so small

Kek look at these squirming peewees

Goodshirt is /cric/ approved

youtube.com/watch?v=ePo9G-Rzr9k

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all the great batsmen have been manlets lad.

*listens the the best prog rock*

nudes when

*provides intelligent opinions on a variety of musical and sporting subjects*

Sophie is pretty GOAT lad

Love seeing new BSK memes being pioneered before my very eyes.

THICC
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*apologises when incorrect, is polite and hospitable*

Meant for

>Kiwi bait thread

Shit, way to fucking easy lel

*uses the word pioneer instead of popularise*

Overrated mutt 2bh

*starts fights, is rude and yells or screeches when differing opinions are stated*

*befriends everyone*

*waits for something to happen then claims he started it*

*something about KFC*

*desperately pushes an Australian meme so he can get in on the action*

Literally getting triggered by their own Greatest Ever captain

*lives a humble life off the field with their loving family*

*call posters cunt unironically*

*pretends to seethe so that the image of other New Zealanders is worsened*

t.Daniel

*calls poster their mate or friend genuinely*

*engages in drug fueled lifestyle, beats 5/10 retired model gf and engages in poor behaviour onfield*

*reports the thread before making this post*

They used to play the oompa loompa song when he walked out to bat

*Thinks Australians try too hard*

*posts with an Australian flag*

>KIWI BAIT THREAD FULLY ENGAGED

K E K

>new zealand
You fucked it lad
Dead now

*plays into Aussie bait ironically because he finds it fun*

*loves all kiwis from both islands*

Loving these appropriated au/sp/ memes lads keep it up

*loves New Zealanders but not if they're from Canterbury*

*Imagines australians crying*

*gets startled and upset by water falling out of the sky

*unironically holds strong feelings on different states, forms opinions on people based on which region of Australia they live in, thus creating a divided "nation"*

>implying bait
This was happening before this thread you seething casual

>he bought a Sup Forums pass to autistically defend his shithole

L E L

Wonder when my centrelink payment is coming through lads?

*imagines being accepted by Australians, accidentally lets a bit of wee dribble out due to excitement*

im having a chuckle bout most of these, good shit lol

*Finds out America Hates us*

favourite so far.

Most accurate one yet.

*gets run over by a Camry*

*gets btfo by /rug/*

*sleeps on the road*

*inhales poo fumes*

*screeches at mum to get his tendies*

*is unaware of dodging a massive bullet*

*dies near uluru*

I'm going to sign Daniel up to run for mayor of Christchurch. He has the work ethic and pedigree to become a truly great leader of that fine city.

So to the kiwi user this concerns. Red Diamond/Goldeneyes was a bust. It was just a strip club. Tales to a Romanian dancer for a half an hour and bought her a drink. The place was a complete money pit and would've costed me a lot of $ for nothing. Everything worked out in the end though.

*makes a post that attempts to be funny that gets ignored by everyone because they've seen it many times before*

>LE /CRIC/ RAID LMOA
>NZ POSTERS SO COOL XD

Don't get to triggered hobbits

*fails primary school*

*is a neet that posts furiously trying to make fun of kiwis while they are at work*

Daniel will lead us to ruin.

>greentexts in capitals in vain attempt to get attention*

Reminder Daniel's Grandfather was the longest serving mayor in Crushedchurch history.

*projects heavily*

*secretly envies Daniel*

You already are in ruin.

*memorised every "personality" in /cric/ and can recognise them from their posting "style"*

*laments life's failures through angry shitposting*

*is nothing but a tool for Australian posters*

*shouts at mum*

*gets comprehensively BTFO in an internet argument*

*tries to back track in an argument only to BTFO himself*

*seethes with jealousy over statschink's tiny penis*

EXCELLENT thread

*gets triggered by Statsy and GES*

Whoever posted , does my skills being wanted trigger you or something?

Lads.....

Rugby.

*unironically follows fat call centre supervisor on twitter*

*desperately tries to steal my gimmick*

LMAO

LADS

NOT VERY GOOD DRAINAGE