NZ vs AUS
Match abandoned without a ball bowled
Hobbit hole got flooded my a millimeter of rain
Indian support when?
NZ vs AUS
Match abandoned without a ball bowled
Hobbit hole got flooded my a millimeter of rain
Indian support when?
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*Builds wall of Indian Poo to block sight from, and keep out Australians*
Kek I forgot about this
McMeme Ltd
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#foreverfaster
Nice /nrl/ memes
Meme Shit Ltd
*creates a Rugby League team to further bond with our brothers over the ditch*
>unironically thinking anyone likes Steve Shit here
Australian /cric/ posters are even uglier than this lol
3'9 NZ Superstar Kruger Van Wyk repping the Hobbits. Respct
*writes a novel about how little they care about New Zealand*
Rugby.
K E K
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KEK
/CRIC/ ON LIFE SUPPORT
*hosts an Australian team for a sport there is little interest in locally*
*thinks Australians are disgusting*
why the FUCK was he so small
Kek look at these squirming peewees
Goodshirt is /cric/ approved
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all the great batsmen have been manlets lad.
*listens the the best prog rock*
nudes when
*provides intelligent opinions on a variety of musical and sporting subjects*
Sophie is pretty GOAT lad
Love seeing new BSK memes being pioneered before my very eyes.
THICC
H
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C
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*apologises when incorrect, is polite and hospitable*
Meant for
>Kiwi bait thread
Shit, way to fucking easy lel
*uses the word pioneer instead of popularise*
Overrated mutt 2bh
*starts fights, is rude and yells or screeches when differing opinions are stated*
*befriends everyone*
*waits for something to happen then claims he started it*
*something about KFC*
*desperately pushes an Australian meme so he can get in on the action*
Literally getting triggered by their own Greatest Ever captain
*lives a humble life off the field with their loving family*
*call posters cunt unironically*
*pretends to seethe so that the image of other New Zealanders is worsened*
t.Daniel
*calls poster their mate or friend genuinely*
*engages in drug fueled lifestyle, beats 5/10 retired model gf and engages in poor behaviour onfield*
*reports the thread before making this post*
They used to play the oompa loompa song when he walked out to bat
*Thinks Australians try too hard*
*posts with an Australian flag*
>KIWI BAIT THREAD FULLY ENGAGED
K E K
>new zealand
You fucked it lad
Dead now
*plays into Aussie bait ironically because he finds it fun*
*loves all kiwis from both islands*
Loving these appropriated au/sp/ memes lads keep it up
*loves New Zealanders but not if they're from Canterbury*
*Imagines australians crying*
*gets startled and upset by water falling out of the sky
*unironically holds strong feelings on different states, forms opinions on people based on which region of Australia they live in, thus creating a divided "nation"*
>implying bait
This was happening before this thread you seething casual
>he bought a Sup Forums pass to autistically defend his shithole
L E L
Wonder when my centrelink payment is coming through lads?
*imagines being accepted by Australians, accidentally lets a bit of wee dribble out due to excitement*
im having a chuckle bout most of these, good shit lol
*Finds out America Hates us*
favourite so far.
Most accurate one yet.
*gets run over by a Camry*
*gets btfo by /rug/*
*sleeps on the road*
*inhales poo fumes*
*screeches at mum to get his tendies*
*is unaware of dodging a massive bullet*
*dies near uluru*
I'm going to sign Daniel up to run for mayor of Christchurch. He has the work ethic and pedigree to become a truly great leader of that fine city.
So to the kiwi user this concerns. Red Diamond/Goldeneyes was a bust. It was just a strip club. Tales to a Romanian dancer for a half an hour and bought her a drink. The place was a complete money pit and would've costed me a lot of $ for nothing. Everything worked out in the end though.
*makes a post that attempts to be funny that gets ignored by everyone because they've seen it many times before*
>LE /CRIC/ RAID LMOA
>NZ POSTERS SO COOL XD
Don't get to triggered hobbits
*fails primary school*
*is a neet that posts furiously trying to make fun of kiwis while they are at work*
Daniel will lead us to ruin.
>greentexts in capitals in vain attempt to get attention*
Reminder Daniel's Grandfather was the longest serving mayor in Crushedchurch history.
*projects heavily*
*secretly envies Daniel*
You already are in ruin.
*memorised every "personality" in /cric/ and can recognise them from their posting "style"*
*laments life's failures through angry shitposting*
*is nothing but a tool for Australian posters*
*shouts at mum*
*gets comprehensively BTFO in an internet argument*
*tries to back track in an argument only to BTFO himself*
*seethes with jealousy over statschink's tiny penis*
EXCELLENT thread
*gets triggered by Statsy and GES*
Whoever posted , does my skills being wanted trigger you or something?
Lads.....
Rugby.
*unironically follows fat call centre supervisor on twitter*
*desperately tries to steal my gimmick*
LMAO
LADS
NOT VERY GOOD DRAINAGE