The slip that saved football

The slip that saved football

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Who is the guy in red? Can anyone give me a quick rundown?

>come back to liverpool as a coach
>liverpool lose 3 and draw 1 since

what did they mean by this?

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HE DOES IT AGAIN

THERE IT IS

NO MERCY

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

BASED GIPSY

Umm...sorry, excuse me who are you again?...I dont understand why these people call you "based"....

oh how i missed you

Not knowing based gyp. Do u evn /slip/?

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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madman

HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

YOU CANNOT STOP THE BASED GYPSY

btfo

i don't know who's more pathetic you or the people who encourage you and pretend like you're funny

this desu

>Lampard bow to Gerrard

>In contact with aliens

>Possess slippy-like abilities

>Control lolerpool with an iron but fair fist

>Own midfielders and Demba Bas globally

>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first football teams on Mars (Slippygrad FC will be be the first team)

>Own 99% of EPL championship editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Gerrard babies

>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Anfield and in Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of slippery and titles for everyone except lolerpoom with them


>He learned fluent Scouse in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Stevie. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Gerrard

>He is about 4 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>spaniard puts effort into a post

pretty good btw

It's edited pasta.

based
homosexuals

Not bad/10

>unironically supporting Liverpool

I-It's you!

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Is this part of the pasta reply now?

I know, effort nonetheless

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OH STEVIE HES DONE YOU AGAIN

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT EVERYTIME????????????

wtf! time to take the slip-pill.

i don't know who's more pathetic you or the people who encourage you and pretend like you're funny

how does he keep doing it?

Literally how?

THE DEFNIT INSANE HUMAN BEING

seriously you need to teach me your ways. you are a god among men.

frocio