ITT: Describe an album tracklist poorly and others try to guess the album

It's a fun little game. I'll start:

1. Dat fucking guitar riff
2. tfw you live in a hispanic neighborhood
3. Creepy Murderer - The Song
4. My will to live is...
5. How are you paying rent for a broken-down building?
6. Leaked version is longer for some reason.
7. There are 4 remixes of this
8. Dealing with grief - The Song
9. The best song on the entire album
10. Good trailer music for an action film
11. Reminds me of the Breaking Bad Theme Song.
12. Religious metaphor (?)
13. Not that great of a closing track.

>10 minute guitar solo
>Funky track
>Another funky track
>I got my niggas you got yours
>Dumb as hell
>Wacky bells
>Another funky track but this time with fart sounds
No fucking idea

Maggot brain?

Correct

Wow this thread is dead what's happening these are usually pretty popular

Maybe an easy one can revive the thread

1. Snare x4
2. The guitar is also percussion
3. Idk what it is but it is definitely dying/Orchestra
4. Slow paced static
5. Wispy pop song
6. Vacuum
7. Wispy acoustic song
8. OOOH AH OOOH AH
7. Fast paced static
8. The drums are layered normally on this one

1. Don't let women drive
2. 42
3. I don't fit in reee
4. wherefore art thou
5. this song reminds my parents of me
6. RIP capitalism
7. tts ftw
8. can't stump the trump
9. why the fuck does the drum have reverb what
10. CO with bells
11. 9/11
12. ding

ok computer

1. Distortion pedals biiiicthhh
2. Long guitar ballad with more distortion pedals biiitch
3. Guitars and ayy lmao
4. Fuck your dad I hope he dies
5. Beautifully depressing
6. Don't fuck with the cops
7. Computer voice clusterfuck
8. Dude politics lmao
9. I'm a creep Pt 2
10. Suicide with a xylophone
11. Fortunate circumstances
12. Ding!

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1 indian woman
2 synths

Morning/evening??

yea

>Snare x4
loveless

>Dude sick riff #1
>Dude sick riff #2
>Dude sick riff #3
>Dude sick riff #4
>Dude sick riff #5
>Dude sick riff #6
>Dude sick riff #6
>Dude sick riff #7
>Dude sick riff #8
>Dude sick riff #9
>Dude sick riff #1

Nonagon Infinity

1. man contemplates his existence up to the current point to living
2. dude bitches lmao
3. female that does not have hair only has sex with women from other countries
4. cool guitar riff and mumbling and then it turns into a hip-hop song
5. i dont even know what's going on in this
6. song about time traveling
7. aggressive aphex twin song with live drums over it

R O I D S

1. imma fuck her... oh shit
2. actually, just fuck off...
3. I'M THE SHIT FUCKKKKK
4. Well, this is it for me... lol psych!
5. huge dick
6. boring love song
7. good
8. bad
9. swim
10. just remember me when it's over
11. lol kids singing
12. YO GANGSTA AS FUCK

1. Math is hard
2. Sitting down?
3. Moon boat
4. Reverse
5. Nap time
6. Dinosaurs rawr
7. Pedophile Mosquitos
8. Depressed
9. Aw its okay
10. Babies
11. What did you fucking say to me
12. Diseases
13. Im a ditz
14. Fox in the henhouse

GKMC?

Maggot Brain
Loveless
OK Computer
Paranoid
Good Kid MAAD city

HTTT

Good kid mad city meant for

1. Intro
2. How do I start this?
3. Life sucks
4. Whooooose
5. 1/4+1/4 Time
6. Dude scratches lol
7. Letter
8. Dude numbers in the title lol
9. Shouts as the hook
10. Easy to understand

1. The music industry sucks
2. Song title is the opposite of how this song (and most of the album) sounds
3. I'm depressed and I'm expressing it through this happy sounding song
4. Slow and epic
5. Nice poppy radio friendly number
6. Acoustic song about having a shit childhood
7. Starts off quiet, builds into loudness
8. EPIC GUITARZ AND RIFFAGE
9. Genuinely GOAT tier song
10. Another glum acoustic song
11. Should have been the album closer
12. Bit of a comedown after the last song
13. Pretty forgettable way to end the album

My man

yes

Should've just stopped after snare x4.

1. Steak
2. Cake
3. Hot shit
4. Drinking
5. french fries
6. some nasty sounding shit
7. Some fish
8. Louisiana stew
9. healthy organic superfoods bought at Whole Foods
10. mexican beef
11. irish beer
12. some mexican sounding shit
13. Jewish potatoes
14. puking
15. Desert

1. those damn cops chasing me
2. fuck im paranoid and i've wasted any quality time by doing drugs
3. an anthem for the low-lives who are too far down the rabbit hole
4. ooo im a drug dealer
5. im doing illegal shit!
6. fuck im paranoid and i spend too much time on liveleak and bestgore
7. today i will describe our music-making process by using edgy metaphors
8. tennis match screams used as a beat
9. dude crime and paranoia were all trapped lmao
10. sped up k-pop
11. tribal drums
12. i'm surrounded by trashy hoes
13. pop culture reference overload

Choir
Animals inside you
Wow lol my ex
Normies know this song
What I wish I was
Black people hating pal
Ion guy
Contortion
Sounds like the title of a twisted sister song
Stop messing with me
Old people have these
If you're on this site your probably living on __
Lol I dunno
When u have a song in your head at night
Ha sha
Males and female
Green love weapons
Band name
Slow song with German city in the name

Mm.. food

1: wow cool hype
2: wow cool hype + compliment
3: boo... Ba boo boo boo
4: wow sexy voice
5: long name oh hype wow
6: i dont like you but ill have sex with you
7: oh no da police gonna put me in da jails, but im just a kid
8: the othere one oh hype wow
9: i love da gurl
10: u r a vampires
11: prostitute song
12: its like rap in da beginning
13: i love my friends

The Money Store
Whatever people say I am that's what I'm not?

the money store

>listens to uk garage once
>listens to dj mustard once
>talking
>deep house?
>get it because like the car but also the time xD
>interlude
>feature is the best part of the entire album
>beep boop beep boop
>what
>please clap
>dude trump and rich people suck lmao
>why was this a single

Big Fish Theory

>Mm.. food
yeah

1. Dude, Biblical Symbolism
2. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
3. Whimsical Saw
4. Dood, look how loud I can sing
5. Motherfucking Bagpipes
6. Upbeat "Rock"
7. Dood, Im high as shit
8. Best Song
9. Even more fucking Bagpipes
10. Im Sad

ITAOTS?

yes

You forgot come in alone

The seer

Nope. ITAOTS

1. why dont you love us anymore guys
2. music video is "dude cannibalism lmao"
3. when someone sells you something you're gonna get ripped off
4. >tfw no gf
5. yo dude im cool oh wait nvm im not
6. dude drugs are addicting lmao
7. dude sex lmao
8. dude lying lmao
9. no where else to go but up
10. shit, monsters are chasin us
11. im gonna kill you

Was a joke

What the actual fuck

this is way too easy to guess but it was fun as hell to make

>the bling era & tax evasion: the song
>upper class domestic issues
>people only love me because I'm famous
>niggas will be niggas
>abusing your fame
>surivor's guilt
>amidst the turmoil, it's going to be ok
>the devil runs this shit
>I've got immeasurable life experience and knowledge
>the cheesiest song goddamn ever
>color is irrelevant
>my social status doesn't determine my friends
>recontextualizing slurs
>fame is a double edge sword, also this fame I've received is actually pretty depressing in the grand scheme of things

>dude bonefish lmao
>le quirky Beatles sample xD
>I just wanna get stoned bro
>reee I'm an angsty hipster now
>le quirky hip new-age love song
> dude monster vocals lmao
>ADHD: the song
>/r9k/ theme song
>my dog told me to wrap my pecker lmao

1. Unnecessary growled vocals
2. Chunky guitar, the song everyone knows
3. Falsetto mixed with even chunkier guitar
4. Duuuude false song endings lmao
5. Slow the pace down a bit
6. More unnecessary growled vocals
7. Ballady or something
8. A song that sounds like speeding down an open road. People know this one too probably
9. Another slow-paced jam
10. Same pace as track 9, not as guitar-heavy
11. REVERB REVERB REVERB REVERB
12. Sexy opening hook
13. Duuuuuude false endings!!!XD
14. Acoustic ballad and a hint at what's to come

TPAB

I don't know but sounds interesting, what is this

IT'S SONGS FOR THE DEAF, YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT!

For some reason, most of these description fit album related like a glove, if you shuffle their track number.

>calling millionaire and six shooter's vocals "unnecessary"

This guy is right.
Queens of the Stone Age- Songs for the Deaf

>tfw seeing QOTSA in September
>Josh will sing Millionaire

You're right... it won't be the same. Never been a fan of Six Shooter though :^)

here's an easy one

1. fuck malls
2. *record scratching*
3. fuck malls
4. girls
5. religion
6. lol so randum
7. yee hah!
8. a really personal track
9. everyone forgets about this track
10. everyone hates this track
11. everyone quotes this track
12. 4 minutes could've been shaved off
13. not identical
14. college
15. religion and drugs

Please do tell me I'm curious

The Lonesome Crowded West

I didn't know Sup Forums released an album

correct

can't believe no one got this, I even left a pretty big hint.
It's:
Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective

you forgot untitled

>/r9k/ anthem
>cuckoo cuckoo
kek

Reposting from last thread

Our heaviest song to date
Our signature song
Low key ballad
Fuck the music industry
Overlong metal track
Badass instrumental
Fairly sraightforward track
Another light track
Tight drumming
Slow ballad
The great climax
Soft piano ballad, fan favorite

you know, the cannibalism thing makes this too easy.

QOTSA, Era Vulgaris.

1. Reversed Iceland
2. Holy shit why is he singing high
3. High Pass piano + orchestra
4. Fugglefcuk
5. War Cry - The song (feat. compressed as shit drums)
6. He's trying to sing without waking his mom up? Is he in pain?
7. Oh cool they know how to play piano
8. DOOOOOT DOOOOOT
9. Hey it's the title track!
10. Strings through an old radio (video game music?)

Generic opener
Song that started our battle
One of the most overplayed songs ever
Oh I finally sing a song I wrote
Literally no one cares about this track
Filler
Another big hit
Ballad for a friend musician
Semi acoustic track
Title track
Filler
The epic closer

Siamese dream?

Agætis Byrjun

...

this is a Foo Fighters album, isn't it?

yeah, the first track probably gave it away

Naw it was 9 and 8

everyone on r9k is cuckoo

Nah

1. Literally everyone knows this song
2. Some people don't get our music and they're dumb lol
3. Chorus consisting of one word in Spanish
4. Gardening and architecture in the chorus
5. Anthem about schizophrenia
6. Acoustic track about rape
7. I used to be a creature from another planet
8. Babies and science
9. Very nice bass riff
10. The last lyric in this song will REALLY piss off Christians lmao
11. Happy sounding song with sad lyrics
12. I was once homeless

You got to be hard
I hate my boss
Oh fuck
Power Rangers Theme
That guy
Leftist propaganda
You wellcome
Crippling
Niggers

God damn fucking Kpop, stealing our digits

Nevermind

Filth

Yes

(Y)

>weewee no more
>achoo
>settle for trash
>brb kms
>pedo shit
>hey maybe it's alright
>cucked by chad
>cucked by girl
>hey maybe it'll be alright
>mom died

Intro
Explosive piano driven track about Argmageddon
The music video is Dr Strangelove reference
Song about making music
The fan favorite track about hostage sympathy
Song about ambivalent romantic relationship
filler
DAT BASS
Slow ballad
Time for piano solo
Fast paced track about devil
Love song with Drum Machine
*Tips fedora*
Epic piano driven closer

Beck - Guero

1. DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO EEERRRIIEEERRR EEE OH-OH OH-OH OH-OH OH-OH OH-OH
2. WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh) WOAH WOAH (Ooooh)
3. A song about being kinda gay
4. A song that's somewhat inspired by Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
5. REREROROREEEOW
6. Best song on the album
7. The song that drones on for too long but is actually pretty nice once it clicks
8. Dancy yet quiet
9. Almost like carnival music

>dude borbs lmao
>dude dance lmao
>dude random lmao
>dude drug dealer lmao
>DUDE DAISIES LMAO
>dude hiphop lmao
>dude jews lmao
>dude legit
>dude wageslave lmao
>dude love lmao
>dude spring lmao
>dude flies lmao
>dude nightmares lmao
>dude butts
>PUMPKINS
>dude true love lmao
>dude fat people lmao
>dude pedophilia lmao
>POOP

Pure guava

>tfw no gf
>german expressionism
>tfw autistic
>dude darkness and depression lmao
>mom make me some chicken tendies
>boats n hoes

Feels

Spiderland?

1. violin synths + snare rush the number
2. funky and *intelligent*
3. kinda spooky check out my dope snare sounds
4. jk guys im actually rly sensitive
5. fun organs for fun
6. lil robot girl
7. mario
8. painkillers + metallic drums
9. jk guys i'm super sensitive XD
10. banjo kazooie

>folk song with alot of distortion
>the most fun song on the album
>the first song in reverse
>the guy singing is taking a sad shit
>the same 2 synth lines played over and over and over and over
>spooky skelly noises

Rock bottom?

Correct!

1.) Track number 1
2.) Track number 1 but less so
3.) Somehow hit single
4.) Should've been hit single
5.) ONLY MUSICIANS WILL GET THIS PUN
6.) DUDE GATORS LMAO
7.) This song should've just been the last minute
8.) crying
9.) 90% satan 10% Track number 1 but less so

nonagon NONAGON N O N A G O N INFINITY Y E A H

1. movin on up
2. title track
3. Alex Jones level of paranoia
4. If Jesus was a faggot
5. Its not about cucking i swear
6. I dont wanna grow up
7. "We dont talk anymore honey!"
8. Hon hon baguette eiffel tower; omlette du fromage
9. ha ha get it guys dont like shopping and women do ha ha
10. bullshit metaphors and belabored comparisons to talk about how your ex was a bitch
11. everyone hates local news, even the local news
12. job titles as metaphor for relationship
13. drugs and new girl to get over your ex
14. finally an upbeat song about an ex
15. a capella song about an ex
16. remember when i did that one song from that one game part 1
17. remember when i did that one song from that one game part 2
18. love-ish song with gay themes