I WILL LOVE THE POLICE AS THEY KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME ON THE STREET

I WILL LOVE THE POLICE AS THEY KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME ON THE STREET

frank zappa sucks

What's there to live for?
Who needs the Peace Corp?

THERE'S A LITTLE PLASTIC CONGRESS
THERE'S A NATION YOU CAN BUY


*thinking emoji*

The brainlet mantra.

I WILL GO TO SAN FRANCISCO AND GET THE CRABS

Your name must be Flower Power!

FLOWER POWER SUCKS.........!!!!!

I WILL SLEEP...

I-I WILL GO TO A HOUSE, TH-THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO I'LL GO TO A HOUSE, WHERE THERE'S A ROCK AND ROLL BAND WHERE THE GROUPS ALL LIVE TOGETHER. AND I WILL STAY THERE WITH THEM AND I'LL GET THE CRABS BUT I WON'T CARE

Wait I thought he's right-wing, why the fuck does he hate the police?

Hypocrite?

He's a libertarian leaning guy.

right wing =/= authoritarian
you bitch

he doesn't hate the police he's making fun of hippies' ideologies. he is against police brutality though

Mom & Dad is on that album.

He was clearly into it for the vegetables

I'M COMPLETELY STONED

who /muffinman/ here?

WE ARE THE OTHER PEOPLE
YOU'RE THE OTHER PEOPLE TOO

I COULDA SWORE HER HAIR WAS MADE OF RAAAAYON

Frank "Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill" Zappa

put me forth

Womans liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddi!
She made a little speech then,
Oh she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!

Oh, god I am the American dream,
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which!
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)

When he was fairly young, he ran his own studio (Studio Z), however, an undercover cop from the area commissioned him to make a fake porno tape (which zappa did with one of his girlfriends or something) and when he handed it in, they arrested him for producing obscene content (this was in the early 60s i think) and seized his studios and material. He never got all of it back and it left a big impression I guess.

He did some time too.
Perhaps that's why incarceration is often a theme in his lyrics.

Would ya b'lieve it
Uh-huh, don't even care
Uh-huh, listen!
I said
(I-I-I-I)
Talkin' 'bout this evenin'
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
So let me tell you why this evenin'
Listen! Not enough have been said
(I-I-I-I)
About the white, the blue and the red
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
So everybody just a-runnin' off scared
And I, OW!
A'll tell you that
(I-I-I-I)
Talkin' 'bout ME, y'all
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
I don't even care
No I don't, no I don't
Listen! Standin' in the bread line
(I-I-I-I)
Everybody lyin' an' lyin'
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
Ain't nobody doin' fine
O-OW! Let me tell you why
I said, OW!
(I-I-I-I)
I'm talkin' 'bout I
Don't even . .
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
Don't give me no incentives
Don't give me no incentives
I know you know what I'm talkin' 'bout
(I-I-I-I)
Uh-huh, yeah!
(DON'T EVEN CARE)
Oh no, I don't