Greentext thread!!!!!!

Greentext thread!!!!!!

>share all your weird, dark, sexual and naughty stories.

>be me 9 year old
>sister 13 year old
>used to shared a room
>it is night sister tell me to give her a massage
>sister give me lotion and tell me to rub her back
>I squirt lotion in my hand andstart rubbing her back
Cont

>i'm rubbing her back and she tell me to now rub her legs
>rubbing her leg and her thighs get really hard

That's it?

Spicy, lol

>She take off her bra, tank top, shorts, and panty
>she tell my to rub her boob and ass
>I listen to her start rubbing her boob and her ass
>she tell me to suck her nipples
>I start sucking her nipples and rubbing her boob she moan softly

>she tell me to go down where her pussy is and told me to lick it
>I start lick her sweaty pussy and putting my fingers in her warm pussy
>she tell me to take off my clothes and I follow

Fucking bump

I once took a shit in a swimming pool changing room cubical for the keks.

>I take off my clothes and my sister start kissing me
>she said I want you to fuck me user
>she tell me to but my cock in pussy
>I feel her warm pussy
>she tell me how to have sex help me to fuck her

Cont cont cont

>a fine lady appreciates a man's intellect
>debate with everyone in class to show off your brains
>call out religious classmates even when its irrelevant to the subject of class
>use reason and logic to show that you are superior
>m'lady will now be biologically predisposed to copulate with you
>come to class with flowers
>get down on one knee and say "I favour the brain over the heart, but even one such as myself is not immune to your charms"
>take her out somewhere classy
>tip your hat at all the staff like you're a regular
>dazzle her with your conversational wit and your elegance
>ask her to live euphorically ever after, but make clear that you are too smart to really believe in eternal life

Ok, the fake sistercest is fun. But let me tell you about my first gay experience, which actually occurred recently.

>be me aged 24
>always thought I was hetero
>spend hours on Sup Forums looking at trap and 'rate my cock' threads
>start to get confused about sexuality
>decide to try homosex in order to find out for sure
>tried dropping hints with male coworkers, but they assume I'm joking
>maybe sex with a stranger would be easy?
>all men are whores, so it'll be easy to get one
>start hanging around in the park at night
>heard this is a great hook-up spot for gays
>yeah, I know it sounds dumb but I'm desperate
cont?

I once shitted on the urinal and told the director of my school that a classmate that I hated at that time

Keep going

>she moan my name and said she want my baby and she want my cum
>I was licked her nipples while I was fucking her and was gripping her boob
>I starting to cumming all over in my beautiful sister pussy
>we both stopped and starting putting on our clothes went back to our bed and went to sleep
Continue

Fucking cont

OK
2/?

>just lurking in the bushes waiting for penis
>it's fucking pitch black, how do people get laid here?
>feel some movement nearby
>someone brushing up against my leg
>oh god, am I really going to lose ass virginity in a bush?
>can't even see the guy and he doesn't say a word
>start getting raging boner
>his movements feel kinda twitchy
>maybe it's his first time too?
>I decide to be brave, go in for the kill
>we start kissing
>hard as diamonds from his warm breath
>smelling his earthly scent
>HHNNNNG
>it's freezing cold though
>his ice-cold nose pressing on me
>really hope it isn't a homeless guy wanting warmth
>I hoped for feminine type...
>but this guy is bristly as fuck
>fuck it, there is no turning back now
>I am about to discover whether I really am gay

This sounds so dumb in text. Happy to finish it if anons want.

go ahead fag

>be me, 16 year's old me
>was doing an English late quiz at my school
>I was alone with my teacher
>i call her to help me out with a questions from a book that I forgot to read
>She sat next to me
>got very close

CONT???

Keep going

sureeee

OK then

3/5

>okay, so the bristles are a turn-off
>he's a small guy though
>shorter than me, so let's imagine he's feminine underneath the stubble
>here we fucking GO: I reach down for his cock
>can't feel much bulge - microdick?
>at least he won't break me in two
>he's more interested in my cock
>buries his face in my crotch
>nervous as hell, but I whip out the dick
>he starts licking it
>dude's tongue works like a hummingbird
>reaches under and touches my balls
>I can feel feminine fingernails, so he's definitely a bit fem
>but this feels alien, kind of animalistic
>my cock is ROCK solid, more than any hetero sex I've had

OK, I'm now hard from typing this out.

>be me, 16 year's old me
>was doing an English late quiz at my school
>I was alone with my teacher
>i call her to help me out with a questions from a book that I forgot to read
>She sat next to me
>got very close

CONT???


>I asked her a question which she answered to me
>when I finished my quiz, she told me to wait
>She wanted to "review" the quiz with me
>Whynot.jpg
>while she was checking my quiz she started touching my leg
>A slog boner started

CONT last part?

4/5

>almost gonna explode at this point
>the fucking weirdness and kinkiness is blowing my mind
>starting to really like the bristles now
>I'm running my fingers through them as I reach the edge of climax
>I just gained complete acceptance of my sexuality - gay, straight, whatever

>suddenly, cops show up and turn on full beams
>FFUUCKING panic
>totally blinded, really can't see a thing now
>"STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THIS IS THE POLICE"
>look around to find my twink bro
>did he run for it?
>I just want him to know that, if we get arrested for this, it was worth it
>I know I am homosex now
>a vista of sexual experience has opened
>he's still on the floor in the undergrowth
>I reach down to help him up
>have regained vision and can see by the cops' headlights
>mfw I suddenly realise I was fucking a porcupine

This will end with dinosaurs

go

>4/5

lollll what?

5/5

>got out of jail last week
>can't stop thinking of those porcupine bristles brushing over my scrotum
>so I have hit a new low. I am a furfag.
>when I was 16, I smoked pot and parents said it was a gateway drug
>ended up on amphetamines
>friends said they were a gateway to homosex
>turns out homosex is a gateway to furfag
>where will the ever opening gateways lead me?

>start going out at night with a can of dog food
>open the can and spread the food on the ground
>I lie down in the dog food and roll around
>spread some on my penis and my ass
>after a few moments, the porcupines and rodents arrive in droves
>scrabbling claws all over my body
>snuffling noses and tongues in my ass
>cum buckets, then wash myself in the river
>I am a big strong bear, at one with the wilderness

100% true story fuck the haters

>be me aged 15
>son of Zine El Abidine Ben Ali, the President of Tunisia
>living like a prince from dad's corrupt wealth
>no responsibilities or worries
>spend all day in luxurious silk robes
>lounge in a hammock in the sunshine and get my father's concubines to fan me
>at night, I drape myself in cashmere blankets for ultimate comfort
>order the servants to bring me comfy food and hot drinks
>wear 100% mink slippers
>discover Sup Forums, start calling servants newfags and asking if they jelly
>dumb, uncomfy plebs don't understand my English
>this is the fucking life

>skip forward to 2011
>Tunisian peasants overthrow my father's regime
>we flee to Saudi Arabia where we are safer but treated like dogs
>living in a corrugated iron hut in a slum area
>can't go out into sunshine in case we are discovered
>family huddled together for warmth in this filthy hovel
>so cold in the desert night-time, I have to kill two rats, cut them open, and use them as slippers
>manage to steal internet from nearby UN building
>come to my beloved Sup Forums and lurk comfy threads
>cry myself to sleep
>my tears freeze

>be me, 16 year's old me
>was doing an English late quiz at my school
>I was alone with my teacher
>i call her to help me out with a questions from a book that I forgot to read
>She sat next to me
>got very close

CONT???


>I asked her a question which she answered to me
>when I finished my quiz, she told me to wait
>She wanted to "review" the quiz with me
>Whynot.jpg
>while she was checking my quiz she started touching my leg
>A slow boner started

CONT last part?

>I get really nervous
>she apparently is horny
> I get super horny too but I didn't know what to do
>ran out of the class room
>went to my house
>I jacked off very hard
>the next day she told me to pretend like never happened

To this day she still has a sex appeal to me

One hell of a ride user

...that's a giant sloth

>be me, 16 year's old me
>was doing an English late quiz at my school
>I was alone with my teacher
>i call her to help me out with a questions from a book that I forgot to read
>She sat next to me
>got very close

CONT???

...

Cont noww

> literally nothing

>be me, 16 year's old me
>be doing a quiz, an English late quiz
>I was alone, alone with my teacher
>i call her to help me, to help me with a questions
>She sat, she sat next to me
>got very close, very close close

CONT, CONT???

Happened about 2 years or so ago...

>be me
>bicycling home from gfs
>just broke up
>sadpepe.jpg
>asshole in front of me bicycling
>has a huge ass backpack on
>carrying a loaf of bread in hands
>hes slow af
>i pass him
>minding my own business
>hear him behind me
>look back
>hes on my ass
>wtf
>book it!
>i turn back
>hes just matching my speed
>start to panic
>asshole screams out
>"im gonna whack you in the head with this bread, bitch
>i turn back, excuse me?
>i hit a large branch on the bikeway
>fall
>fuck that hurt.
>sitting up and assessing the damage
>WHACK
>I just got whacked in the face with a loaf of bread
>asshole tails it off into the night.

>I asked her a question which she answered to me
>when I finished my quiz, she told me to wait
>She wanted to "review" the quiz with me
>Whynot.jpg
>while she was checking my quiz she started touching my feet
>A slow boner started
>she gets on her knees and removes my shoes
>wtf?
>removes me socks and starts rubbing feet
>not sure if want
>she puts her face to the ground, ass in the air
>puts each of my toes in her mouth, one by one
>"do you want to see my pussy user?"

CONT?

I see what you did there user.

>sloth

Not a fucking bear retard.

>she leaves the room
>I sit here with one bare foot and a hardon
>she comes back with a cat
>OK, now it's even weirder
>"here's my little pussy, user"
>the fat, fluffy cat looks up at me angrily
>the cat starts scratching my leg
>"Can I get you a drink, user?"
>Errrrrrrrrrrrr.
>I am so confused, I can't speak
>she brings me a rye whisky on the rocks
>if I'm not getting vagoo, I guess I may as well have booze
>hardon starts depleting
>suddenly she unzips my pants and reaches in
>"hmmm, bigger than I thought!", she says
>she kisses me softly on the tip of my cock

CONT? Anyone lurking?

Bump. Needs more incest.

Bump/

>Now I'm hard again
>my cock is getting dizzy from the back and forth
>she starts giving me a blowjob, my first one ever
>my cock is fully inside my English teacher's throat
>I feel like this MUST be a dream
>probably going to cum in three seconds
>she stops sucking
>"time to get my pussy involved"
>NO NO NO
>she strokes my cock firmly with one hand
>her other hand scoops up the angry, ugly cat
>she holds it over my crotch, still in the air
>I didn't even care what this mad bitch is doing
>I'm gonna explode with the force of 9000 suns
>just then, a huge feline log starts to emerge
>the pissed off moggy is expelling an enormous shit
>I already reached the point of no return
>there is no way I want cat faeces on my ejaculating dick
>I grab my glass of booze, and catch the steaming filth in the glass
>my dick has gone into orbit
>I lie back, satisfied
>I could do with a drink now
>"Damn bitch, you got CAT TURD IN MY RYE"
>she wipes her semen-covered hand down the middle of my shirt
>she says.... "So now you remember the title of the book from the FUCKING QUIZ"

Ok you bunch of fags, this one is actual reality:

>jerking quitely in library
>hot college grills abound
>pretend to read dictionary whilst I rubberneck ladies
>get hard, and start looking up rude words
>librarian comes up to me
>excuse me, user, could I use that dictionary?
>no, but you can use my dick baby
>she is so shocked by alphaness, can't take her eyes off my dick
>keep fapping
>spaghetti ejaculate everywhere
>bolognese on the table and the books
>YOU'RE DAMAGING LIBRARY PROPERTY, user
>she starts scooping spaghetti into her pockets
>pasta sauce dripping down her chin
>I just lost my virginity dot ping

Newbie here, Whats the purpose of greentext. How do you do it.

>Be 13
>Get told in sex ed that if you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they had sex with
>Decide that it's my life mission to fuck a lesbian
>Two weeks later, mom's lesbian friend comes over
>Sneak into liquor cabinet
>Pull out tequila
>Build up enough liquid courage to seduce her
>Wait for my mom to leave the room
>Get naked
>Walk out with my dick between my legs
>Hey baby
>nope.jpg
>She tells my mom
>Have to go live with grandparents for a week
>To this day, still no fucks given

>be a newbie
>be here
>What is the purpose of greentext?
>How do you do it?
>decide not to use google
>decide not to lurk moar
>be super summerfag

obviously not rape since it dolphin had to allow that ball gag and harness to be put on it.

>Ok you bunch of fags, this one is actual reality:
Well played sir

Holy kek. This whole thread is redeemed.

>another day in the library
>get the encyclopedia
>there's pics of nekkid chicks in here
>they're tribeswomen but titties is still titties
>I know the page numbers by heart
>jerking it in corner
>one of my college professors spots me
>starts coming over to me
>ALT TAB ALT TAB ALT TAB
>can't seem to change windows in this oldfag shit
>lecturer is almost here
>"user, why have you been missing all my clases?"
>she's an african lady, can't let her know I like it tribal
>suck my boner back into my body through sheer force of will
>spagetti explodes from my ass
>spagetti filling up my underwear, running down legs
>carbonara forming in my socks
>today I lost my ass virginity