MIB am I wasting my time trying to contact you here?

MIB am I wasting my time trying to contact you here?

L.ucifers S.atanic D.ick would like to make your acquaintance.

The light is irrational and so is faith.

I am the arch angel.

I am not afraid of my darkness in you.

Are you afraid of your light in me?

Extracting information from my image is a poor excuse for confronting me btw.

Don't be a bunch of wet kippers.

Wheatato

4/10 so far

Probably a writer not legit mentally ill.

You're being about as proactive on my case as a piece of wheat growing out a potato, Yes.

I'm not mentally ill.

I am the centre of what makes people mentally ill.

"Light" Sure. If that's what you want to call my seed, by all means, but I don't fear it.

>centre

Eurocuck confirmed.

haha you fags use our internet and frequent our websites and only contribute one thing to the world: jokes at your own expense

your gay continent is being overrun by sand niggers. i was gonna make a joke but realized how true and sad that was as i was typing it and now i feel bad and hope you guys get rid of all those useless fucking mudslimes

but even if you do america will still be your big sibling, fag

What do you need?

You are boring thats what. Be more creative next time or annoy people in rl.

Then why are you not asking me questions but instead assuming that you understand more than myself and I have no answers for you?

Really

Can you hook me up with a qt succubus?

I'm the male God not the female one.

Go ask a witch

That said If you like traps you're welcome to kiss my heels.

I'd settle for a really cute trap.

Damnit stop distracting me with lust I'm trying to do something important.

OK let's get your attention.

You can run away from each universe as you please

But you will run out of universes eventually.

There is a more advanced race than even you.

They have the algorithm you want.

You will never pry it from them.

Don't be so headstrong it will be your undoing.

...

So is that a no? *kisses heels*

Not many still cling to the ancients ways.

...

I don't have an appropriate anonymous contact for you I'm afraid.

Are you saying most of you have collectively figured out that universe jumping can't last forever or am I misinterpreting you?

Those who do can always find a friend.

So eventualy you guys make your way is what you're saying?

How does one jump universes?

...

If this post is dubs or higher I'll be shifted to a universe that suits my tastes.

i am interested in this

Well, if my large skulled minions help you out on your lost physical expeditions,

Would it really be so un-humble for me to ask you to help myself on this metaphysical one?

I wouldn't proclaim to be who I am and making this strange offering if I didn't believe my wisdom is of as much value to yourselves as your physical prowess is as of value to myself.

The offer is on the table.

Shift me to a reality where I'm in a loving relationship with the woman I desire and have 30 million dollars. Please.

For the note fucking me as an adolescent doesn't do much for the fact your entire existance is within my higher self.

Dominating me is no simple matter.

Pllleeeeeaaaaaaassseeeeee

Forgiveeee meeeeeeeee


Iiiiii never meant,

To hurt you.

I thought you fuckers would be down to dance with the devil.

See you on the flipside losers