Your chance of survive ?

This thing is after you. The main protagonist from the last movie you watched will save you from this.

save me keri russell

>can't even remember the last movie i saw
wew lad

The Avengers will save me
#TeamCap
Ant-Man will go quantum mode and tear this retarded slut apart

i would fuck her pusy im so horny

pusyposter and pooposter need to be permad

lmao your perMAD

>North by Northwest

The blonde qt wouldn't be interested in me, so I'd die on the train.

I genuinely don't remember the last movie I watched. Can Mike save me instead?

Hell I don't remember the last movie I watched, I only watch Sup Forums shit so its probably a drug addict or some shit like that, im dead anyways

Serious, except you watch a supernatural movie or superhero movie, nothing could save you from a ghost, a supernatural being.

Harry Potter. Im safe.

Let her come. I'll suck her toes and worship her feet.

Alien clone ripley from alien resurrection

not bad

tough question. who would be the protagonist of pulp fiction?

>watched a movie today and cant even remember it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Will his car be fast enough?

I'll be ok as long as Batman calls his magical friends.

you're inbred

>construct an elaborate plan to kill her
>looks like it works and everything will work out great
>get a phone call
>"do you recognize my voice?"
>get executed by Samara's soldiers

damn it tom

Snake Plissken. Everything magically works out in the best way possible for him, think I'll be alright.

Okay well the last movie I watched was Now You See Me, so maybe they can magic it away.

I guess we can always call Tony

Bruce Willis's character?

>This thing is after you. The main protagonist from the last movie you watched will save you from this.
the invitation. im good he was based

We're going down swinging

Not a movie, but tommy from peaky blinders is my guy. Id trust this character with everything i own

No one can save you from it. You just need someone to make a copy of the video. Literally it. If they have a VHS player you're saved.

>Suicide Squad

So which of the Squad is my protector?
Deadshot or Harley?

>Last movie you watched
Lex is a motherfucker 4
He would probably creampie this chick

what if the task is to investigate and find out how to survive it?

could these guys do it? i don't remember how Naomi Watts figured it out, its been a while.

comedy hero means he can't lose

no but if i marry that op girl my granddaughters will be inbred if you know what i mean

MCU Thor will save me

You dead.

Batman and Superman
Unless her name is Martha, I'm good to gom

I'm Double fucked i last watched Event Horizon i'm stuck on a hell ship with this bitch chasing me.

>Unless her name is Martha, I'm good to go

>he doesn't know

AAAAAAHHHHHH TONY SAVE ME

>LE MARTHA MEME XDDD
kys reddit scum

10 Cloverfield Lane. MEW is basically MacGuyver in that movie.

>Fury Road

Pretty sure Furiosa could handle Samara

Star Wars Episode 1. Watched it the other day, but I'm not sure who the protagonist is

I think I'm fucked since the last movie I watched was We Are Still Here, so the protagonist is a useless bitch and an alcoholic that is highly addicted to whiskey.

Will I be able to drink and use oxycodone with some sleep-aid before that "thing" buttfucks me?

>Blood Father
He will be fine.

>last movie i watched was Baraka

Who is the protagonist?

Allah (pbuh)

He'd probably try to fuck her

*unzips dick*

Don't even need help pham.

Holy shit, me, too!

Your dick has a zipper?