I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet!
how do you like your women and coffee?

hot

big strong and black

Sweet, very sweet

In a styrofoam cup and all over my fucking shirt

cheap

No pubic hair

Enjoy your taste in the morning and the night , rest of the day won't think to get it close to me.

Ground up...

Pressed by another guy.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.
> inb4 sjw faggot tells me thats transphobic

good man

Cold and bitter

i dont like women or coffee.

"just the cream"

I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag.
LABADABA WUB WUB

Ground up and in the freezer

Capuchin?

with big ol titties

From McDonald's.
Cheap and quick

i like woman that don't take drug.

Cold and on the table

>ow do you like your women and coffee?

soaked in boiling water and thrown in the trash

I don't know about coffee, but I like my women the way I like my rice: pic related.

Well both give me the jitters

>his coffee doesn't scream at you
Take a look at that pleb

central American origin
medium roast
french press
cream and sugar

Rich

Full of cream

Nice one

maybe you're wasting person 1's fucking money buying god damn $3 garbage that tastes identical to $1 garbage

I'm not actually sure if you're stupid as fuck or just trolling

I just like damn good coffee

warm, or cold after sitting in my room all day so i have something for when i get back from work

Fair trade

Black

Without a heartbeat