What is the "perfect penis size" for both length and girth?

what is the "perfect penis size" for both length and girth?

I'm 7" length and 5" girth

interested in what the average woman would consider their ideal penis to be

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tfw no replies

2/10

femanon here. I personally can't take more than 8 bc it hurts like hell

There once was a young man named Zach
Whose prick had a left-handed tack
If the ladies he loves
Don't spin when he shoves
Their cervixes frequently crack

What if the vein pops?
Whore

Probably 8 x 8

what I don't understand is based on the study with 75 women, the best length is between 6.3-6.4" while the best girth was 4.8-5"

if this is the case, why the fuck does anyone give a shit about absurd penis sizes? everyone is going to have their preference, but I'd prefer being closer to the idealised "perfect penis"

it's called skin. go ask Arnold how his veins didn't pop back in the 80s when he was on roids

What if it pops under your skin?

then I'll ask my doctor why I was blessed with a vein shaped like an F1 track

How do y'all think I stack up

No such thing as too big

that's about how small I can get while flaccid

Me

only one person attempted to answer this threads question

Sup Forums is a fucking disgrace

do you use women's deodorant?

What is the "perfect vein size" for literally anyrhing?

Because that is frightening, user.

it's my gf's deodorant but yes I use it when I feel like it as it all smells the same at a certain point

the only people who are frightened by it are the insecure straight homophobes on Sup Forums

Frightened by overly large veins?

user, I suck cock on a semi-regular basis.

You must be flexible.

No, I'm just a faggot.

it's not overly large

the only thing unconventional about it is how it loops around near the end, and it's also visible while flaccid

whichever is the most feminine kind of penis

user... the vein is large. Stop lying to yourself.

6" length 6" girth has done ok for me thus far

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I guess I'll leave the sizing to the cock sucking expert then

Well, I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty good. Based on feedback, that is.

This is my penis, is my penis good

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Yesssss

Gingerfag

>this is my penis
there are many like it
but this one is mine
without my penis
i am nothing
without me
my penis is nothing

You have a big penis. I bet you make girls cry with that thing.

Nice
Not a ginger, but okay
That was deep
I try not to have them cry kek

maybe because this threads been done to death?

really does depend, normally like 6-7" and about 3-5" girth, nice dick btw

how's mine?

Yours is shit, cut it off fag

nice

Me

cute

rate plz

ewww why is your dick 2 different colours... mutilated much?

Idk but I'm 8.2" long and 5" wide and I've only had positive experiences

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Rate me

>femanon here
OMGZ!! ME 2!!1!