Hi Sup Forums I've come to the realization that I'll never get laid so I'm gonna need to know what's the best pocket...

Hi Sup Forums I've come to the realization that I'll never get laid so I'm gonna need to know what's the best pocket pussy out there. Also for everyone who's got one, is it that much better than your hand? Do you ever get bored of it and start using your hand again?

Will no one answer my simple question?

Who's that beautiful lady? Can I have her?

Sorry I don't know, I wish I did

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The best way to get laid is let it happen don't make it happen. You don't ask a girl for sex you just let her do it to you. Women are very slotty now, they pretend men are pigs and perverts. When all that women do is just think about sex.

An when you finally get sex be a gentleman and eat her out first. If you want to make it better put lemon juice on her vjay for A. Detect any diseases and B. Make it into a fish taco

Just get one of these. It's kinda big but pretty god damn amazing.

why not save for a hooker instead tho? or if you really scared about whore pussy, just talk to a fatty and ask her to come over, then get super drunk so it doesnt gross you out

Japanese branded ones. Forget about murican made they are disgusting and break a lot faster.

Watch out for size as onaholes are sometimes smaller than they depict on the box. For example I'm not a gigantic guy and still found some of the imported ones a little too small for myself.

Try out Tenga first is one of the best and they have "plus" sizes.

i have the Stoya fleshlight and its 100x better than your hand

Just go to /jp/ there they have whole threads about this plus a guide

I have a girlfriend and her vagina feels better than my hand or some flashlight

She's a Japanese American pornstar
Her name is Lizzie Velasquez

how can you know if you haven't bought stoya fleshlight?

also how does it feel to know that after cummin I can go straight to playing vydia instead of having to put up with hearing some girl bs about how she hates her friends?

What a fucking cuck

good for you buddy

I'll look into I guess, I can't really tell what the fuck it is though. Looks like a vibrator of some sort.
I have enough for a hooker, the thing is I don't have a car so I can't really go to them and I haven't been able to find any that come to your house. I've also tried the fatty thing, I just get ignored.
I'll check out the tengas, but do you ever get tired of them or are they just like your go to thing when you want to jerk off?

There's about a 99.9 percent chance your girlfriend is a hambeast though

If you do get a fleshlight, go for a better tier one rather than the crappy ones you can get from the sex shop.

Now when you *do* buy it, make sure to buy lube. And make sure it's water-based. Don't be an idiot and use handlotion inside a fleshlight like I did. It will actually damage your dick temporarily with splits, like a split lip only with foreskin and about 20x more painful.

Other than that, it can get boring at times and sometimes a hand is just preferred.

Being a virgin and owning a pocket pussy is pathetic as fuck. Sort your shit out and get laid, don't just sit in the basement beating your meat

says the faggot lurking Sup Forums why dont you kill yourself instead fucking nigger? Nobody cares about your shit self thinking highly of yourself, also fucking a fucking landwhale doesnt count as getting laid dumbass

Kek

There are many other brands out there, I like Tengas because they are a good bang for the buck and easily available.

It's been my go to thing for at least five years now. Don't go for the expensive ones, the regular ones are better. Also I really like the textures on the eggs.

Oops, I hurt someone's feelings....
Go in the corner and cry, we'll wait.

This. If you just want to get laid, go to bar & harpoon a whale. What's wrong with you that you are resigned to a pocket pussy? Not trawling, genuine curiosity

Yuka Kuramoti

YOURE DAMN RIGHT, YOU WONT GET ANY WOMEN WITH THAT ATTITUDE

I'd rather be a virgin than fuck a fat pig like that

Only God can save you then

To each their own. I agree wholeheartedly btw just wanted to know if you just wanted a fuck or if you still had some self-respect and standards. So is it the conversation that's the problem or is it your looks? Tell us what the problem is op so we can get you laid. Do not give up completely. Fucking Christ, if I can have luck carving out a happy, content life anyone can.

I hate what faggots like you have done to the word "cuck". Its meaningless now

When a nigga hungry, food is food

>lizzie
You suck. Thanks for the nightmares.

I'm not OP, just shitposting

Puni Hole DX is best if you have some cash to spend, its what i own. Venus real if you want something a lil cheaper.

>Triggered cuck

i made the cornstarch one but it's pretty shit

Kek

In use?

can i borrow it

Op here, I was just looking at the Venus probably gonna buy it, only problem is they only have hard, very soft, and rich soft in stock. I was going to go with regular but I guess I'll go with very soft. Not really sure what the difference is

can i get just the fake vagina thing separate? I have one of those massagers already

fucking this, the gif was perfect example what kind of entitled cunt whale I don't wanna bang