/heem/: alexa grasso edition

Upcoming events:

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2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan

Previous Thread: News:

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mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14483572/ufc-halifax-travis-browne-denies-leaving-edmond-tarverdyan-black-house
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Schaub is God

Thanks for events OP

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*portions cash inefficiently because he didnt read Talmud*

/heem/ demographic polls:

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Can someone post some medium Rare Reems?

News:

>Thiago Tavares no longer on UFC roster
mmafighting.com/2017/2/2/14488264/thiago-tavares-out-the-ufc-signs-aspera-fc

>Browne still training with Edmond
mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14483572/ufc-halifax-travis-browne-denies-leaving-edmond-tarverdyan-black-house

>Jake Shields helps guy being assaulted by mob of angry SJWs
mmamania.com/2017/2/2/14484534/uc-berkeley-video-ufc-jake-shields-rescues-man-beaten-masked-fascist-thugs-during-violent-protest

>Jazzy Alpha Female challenges Gabi Garcia
youtube.com/watch?v=IHNe9FOnKXc

>Khabib vs Johnson highlights
youtube.com/watch?v=wH4-vmflFzY

>Fabricio Werdum highlights
youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4

Tryna find the post where Adan said he called my employer and snitched on me but I'm not having any luck

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Now THAT is a true broship

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Remember that time Reem got really mad at Ariel for lying to him about an iPad?

Are Americans allowed to cheer for her over Herrig in Houston?

youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0

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Nah man, it's lithuanian. Gotta admit, it's pretty darn good.

lol yes. He was in studio and ariel promised him an ipad.

Can't tell if Reem and Ariel is cuter relationship than Rampage and Ariel. Always brought a smile to my face when Rampage used to call Ariel little mermaid

I hate this "man".

bruh look at bigfoot.
look at the top of his head

Typical tricks, yeh?

He's alot better than this colossal faggot

>this isn't about me

link

Great OP my dude

why does this greasy slob always get the first questions?

Both need to die.

HE'S TAKING THE SHIT THAT MAKES YA FUCK'N HEAD GROW

looks like a recording of a recording but,

youtube.com/watch?v=DmgVI6owI7Q

Remember when Fedor was on Ariel's show and Ariel gave him a fucking airline bottle of vodka?

It's always the dumbest fucking questions "so ughh tell me how ya feel'n after the fight"

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"what do you think is the best move for your opponents career at this point"

every time

Is Alexa the REAL Cain?

Pennington is one of the cuter butch lesbians I've seen.

Lol this is 100% accurate

based. the best power couple in mma?

/heem/ demographic polls:

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fuck off WME

>Robbie did you think about maybe not getting hit by Tyrone ?

Embarrassing.

He's the CNN of reporters

They don't let the real guys in:

youtube.com/watch?v=pBCo6-UCUco

what exactly is embarassing about datamining

I WON'T BACK DOWN

if one fighter was going to punch dana white in the mouth i wish it was rory
he fucking hates dana

That's not how you spell Tito Ortiz

too bad he backed down onto his own knee

It would be expected from Tito
Rory is literally seething inside

The butthurt still flows through him

i bet youve spent more time researching adan than your own dad spent with you period

lol you should start calling me daddy now!

nothing to see here, just posting my gf

Remember when Coleman lost to Couture and during Coleman's postfight interview Tito walked by the cage and yelled some shit and Coleman told him to go fuck himself?

I will give 3 unique (You)s to the first person who comes up with that clip.

Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill

I wanna see it too

no I don't remember, I'm merely a 189er

Jung
Grasso
Vick
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Andrade

Joanna abandoned Poland. She is now a Florida fighter.

They all leave the old country and come here eventually. Anderson, Bisping, Machida, McGregor.

wtf don't you train there coralsprings? isn't it literally 10 minutes from where you live?

McGregor still trains out of SBG though lad

Bermudez
Grasso
Trujilo
Saint Preux
Hamilton
Hill

>Forget about Rousey
>I'm retiring soon
>Sorry Ronda

i think the post ronda fight autism is finally gone. it lasted longer than i thought it would but i think its all finally gone

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would you?

>tfw Cyborg will never squat over my face and blast farts

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Bermudez by TKO
Herrig by sub
Trujillo by TKO
Saint preux by DEC

Based mike brown

i drink two cans of monster so i can jerk off for hours on end, that's how i live monster

step it up

10/10

I'm curious of the 12 Gauge Prize Pack includes a pair of her used panties.

I dont drink monster but I bet someone on heem does. Do it lads.

Picks Bro I posted picks in the last thread before I realised a new thread was up.

you need to pick all 6 fights to be included

Add me

lol @ leah saying joe's coffee drink and coconut water tasted like shit

youre already on there fampi. look again

lol when, That's not good PR for Onnit

Get on skype faggot

Sorry bro I missed it

vimeo.com/9265806
lel

youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0-VeWMr-A

32:30

How are you niggers doing today?

lol what a bitch, old alpha joe would have yelled at her for 30 minutes

it was actually funny the way she brought it up
joe coughs
"whadda need a drink of your horrendous coconut water"

kek thanks. I remembered it a bit differently.
Rogan is still the same minus the hair

Leah would have drank Joes piss that day if he wanted her to

Rogan's pretend shocked "oh, how dare you" is pretty kek.

carry?!
where is doug, theyr my most fav tv couple ever

*portions height*

*portions pathetic obsession*

Are you memeing or do you legit enjoy King of Queens?

Explain this new portion meme i don't get it and want to stay ahead of normies

>yfw your wife's son makes a documentary about your worst career failure

meet me behind Kelseys at 3pm tomorrow

*portions more height than instructed and ends up being 5"4*

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