Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barron Trump standing there

Wat do???

Give away my nintendo DS and kick him away from my property

Cuddle time

>rape

He's 11 you pedo

Take his fidget spinner kick him out

...

...

...

Give him my sweet sweet love

...

...

...

...

>rape

...

...

the fuck is your issue?

...

"Hey kid, wanna /SS/?"

...

...

Sue for trespassing and presumably B&E.
Set. For. Life.

yes

...

...

...

...

...

...

>"so sorry mister future lord president emperor god, i thought tis my room"

...

Tits or GTFO.

...

...

...

...

Barron Trump is a trap?

...

Good. I needed one more CS GO player.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

seppuku, because im trump

...

...

...

Obviously, the President has sent his son to personally deliver a message to me. I guess it's time to stop living a kind of downer slice of life and start my action movie.

I grab my bat, my balaclava, and my MAGA hat and get my ass to Washington.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Who is this plastic bitch, and why are you drowning the thread with her?

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Simple: trump zealot image bombing the thread to 404, because he is buthurt about negative posts.

>I even had to click a fedorra in the captcha, fitting for this poster

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

>direct Barron to my computer
>Barron uses computer wizardry skills to hack the Internet
>all the anime is downloaded to my desktop
>we watch anime until Barron's bedtime
>Melania comes by to pick up her son
>I seductively flirt with Melania
>she becomes visibly wet
>I don't fuck her though, out of respect for my president and country

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...