Chicago Blackhawks at Arizona Coyotes

8:00 CST Puck drop
>Hawks on a three game losing streak
Fuck beer. Time to hit the hard stuff tonight.

>TvR named Chicago Blackhawks LGBTQ "Inclusion Ambassador"
Not that anyone cares but Ekman-Larsson was named for the Yotes.

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Its lonely in here.

>TvR named Chicago Blackhawks LGBTQ "Inclusion Ambassador"

Fucking cancer

>butthawks

Here ya go m8. Cuz I like you so much.

>got friendzoned by a girl who I thought was into me last night
>hawks game tonight

time to get drunker than foley

How do we fix this shit?

>konroyd at the desk
At least something good happened today.

>>TvR named Chicago Blackhawks LGBTQ "Inclusion Ambassador"
Is he a gay or something?

I would have said Forsling but he's either gone or staying in Q's torture dungeon.
Speaking of gay, guess which canadian former blackhawks with a potty mouth is his team's ambassador?

top fucking kek

Ah, sweet nectar. Thanks user.

how long ago was the podcast commercial filmed? Kane still has hair

Based Shaw

Reminder that this is a thing.

nhl.com/blackhawks/video/soup-and-a-sandwich-ep-3/t-277437096/c-48801703

is the coyotes arena still part of a shopping mall?

What are we drinking tonight, boys?
Guinness here.

was the audio kinda fading in an out or am I finally going crazy?

Rum. All night. I'm getting fucked up tonight.

Jealous af

water and antibiotics

>you must be 18+ to post on this site

Will they win another game?

Will Toews ever score again?

Will the cubes poster and the skele poster ever meet and fulfill their homosexual fantasies with each other?

kys. I just really like Guinness but I'm set for the night already and don't want to go out.

No.

No.

No, hopefully they both commit suicide.

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THERAPIST

>mac
>laptop
>seagrams
lel


FUCKING KANER SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HITMAN

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When do the Hawks blow the lead in under a minute?

SCAAAAAR

Gotta figure it will be within the last two minutes of the period

The third period. Crawford and the Hawks defense will channel their inner Macy Gray.

youtube.com/watch?v=puIxuLWGQrc

>Patrick Kane Ty Teeny Ty
the fuck is that abomination

Kinda want to get one and turn it into an onahole.

I remember when they announced they were not making any more and every single housewife, singlemom and grandmother bought every single fucking beanie baby ever.
The "rarest" one we had was the fucking polar bear.

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BOSS HOSS

HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big fucking Hoss

Wow the Yotes look like a fucking train wreck. How are they not the worst team in the standings

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>remember beanie babies were a thing
>go look at their website
>it looks like it was made in 2003 and hasn't had its layout updated since then
>see this
I don't even...

Holy shit. They deftly captured the soullessness of a cabbage kid and made it about sports.

oh god this website is hilarious
>leafs get the sad, depressed version

>3.33 thursday
kek

I'm suspicious of any pizza being sold for $3.33

>Desi getting his ass kicked

>3-0
>drunk af

Lifew is good lads

There is a little southern belle at work that I want to FUCK the hell out of. I didn't use my cock neough when i was single

>Jordin Tootoo still exists
wow

Now Hartman starting shit with vrbata

>this entire post
Are we going to have another magical turbo drunk thread?

At least you are admitting to be drunk this time. It's a start.

>admitting
I automatically assume everyone in here is drunk

it's typically a safe bet

But that's every night. Why even flaunt about it. You can be completely smashed and still type coherently.

>completely smashed
>type coherently
I consider completely smashed what that "Eddie user" poster was a couple months? back.
He was out of his fucking mind. His typing was hit or miss.

I still want to slap sierra's tits around.

Fuck yes. Best girl

I bet she is proper filthy behind closed doors. 2 or 3 men at a time in her dug out.

I didn't mean to quote anyone. I need another drink.

Me too my man.
Goddamn it she's great.

Fun times.

On a side note, it's hard to believe the NHL is already past the All Star Break. It feels surreal.

>ywn fuck Sierra, Leila and bird bitch at the same time

She seems like the blast it all over my face type. Won't even give a shit if you get it in her hair.

It was a warm January. Didn't really feel like winter with it being 40 and raining every fucking day

>involving the harpy
Get help, user.

>fucking bitch bird
>ever

>She seems like the blast it all over my face type.
>blast it all over my face type.
>my face
Holy shit user.....

cover leila in bird seed and try to finish with sierra before the harpy is done feasting and bail.
probably wouldn't mind if you blew in her mouth would probably just drink it down like a champ

Bird bitch is a pity fuck desu

>not feasting on the harpy instead
Sad!

>probably wouldn't mind if you blew in her mouth

You give them the option?

Thisbgot drunk talk real fucking qucik

well you get close and then thrust in all the way down to the hilt, most girls will turn into a champagne bottle but i bet she toughs it out and swallows it all tbqhf

What the fuck happened to you? Did you buttchug your seagrams 7 lad?

The wife is annoting me. considering whipping out my cock and slapping her face

Got abut like got little more than half g

She would most likely ask for more and then some a2m.

Do it faggot.

Should i get a burito from chipotle lads

Do it, cunt

Oh blowing down their throat is a different story. Yeah I bet she takes it so deep she never even tastes it.

Do it cunt.

Got abut like got little more than half g
God speed son

Fuck me I quoted myself agin

Tell me, lads, how based is Club Blackhawks?

...

ye

I did and she started air boxing my balls and making sound effects

I mean an actual mexican place would be better.
But sure, why the fuck not.

That's hilarious.

She's a keeper.

Sounds like a good waifu

FUCJ ANISOMOV

The Sup Forums Blackhawks """"Club""""" is pretty based. Most are cool. "Tumble's handmitten tripfag" is a bonafide cousin fucking faggot bitch though.

>Q's face

Jesus christ.

>5v3
Odds are finally even for the Yotes.

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