So, Earlier this morning, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon. No...

So, Earlier this morning, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon. No, this is not an incest fantasy bread.

Anyway, She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her AirPods™ in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the MacBook™ shut. So I took her MacBook™ away from her and grounded her for a month.

About twenty minutes later, my fat wife told me that she ungrounded her then told me give the MacBook™ back. She was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter the fucking MacBook™.

Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. I will sleep on the couch in the living room tonight. My wife completely punked me out in front of my own child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.

I can't understand it Sup Forums. I try to protect my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?

nigger

Suprise her by using a dildo on yourself.
Shell be traumatized and wont ever Look for dildos again.

holy shit, you are clearly not the man in the family you CUCK. your daughter was obviously doing something wrong you you let your fat-ass wife trample over you. pathetic

fuckin this

I've seen this copy paste before.
Everyone responding to this thread under this line is feeding a troll
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your daughter was probably buying one for your wife.

your cock is not enough.

Tell Her to be a normal 12 year old and stick sharpies/markers in her vag. Then she can buy a vibrator from Spencer's at the mall when she's like 14.

Kek girls love playing with their vagina, let them do it.

beat her and your wife and smahs macbook, show who is boss in house, u must do some radical things so they wont fuck you next time

>macbook
It's MacBook™

Rather than freaking out like an idiot, and trying to make sex a bad thing (which surely will make your daughter into a slut), try embracing the fact that she's approaching sexual maturity, and sit her down to talk to her about it. Like, christ bud, it's not rocket science. Did you obey your parents when you were a teenager? You tell a kid not to do something, you might as well give them a tutorial, because now that they've got a rule to break, they're damn well going to break it.

It's bait

I am a qualified pedotrition. Can I see a normal photo of what your daughter looks like and I can give you some information on how to deal with this

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

is your daughter hot? pics

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they have articles in teen magazines about anal sex, what do you expect, liberals are garbage degenerate communist retards- should not have married one. divorce her, work under the table for 20 years and start over MGTOW

You ground your daughter for using a macbook?
She will be sucking dicks all the way through highschool thanks to your "protection".
It's not your intentions that should be put on display its your bad parenting that will acomplish the opposite of what you set out to do.

> I try to protect my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut
and you want to accomplish that by causing her to be sexually frustrated? congratulations idiot, not only did you fail at your attempt your daughter will now also have a fetish for cucks. all because you thought you could patronize your daughter.

roll

I'm going to tell you right now, and this is experience talking, You can't stop girls from being sluts, No matter how hard you try she will find a way to get what she wants. Only way to stop it from being some guy is to teach her to do it herself.

Get one of thoose sets that lets you cast a copy of your dick. Give the copy to her, but not tell her what it is and say you talked about it with your wife and you cearly overreacted. Go to sleep every night knowing your 12y daughter fucks herself with a rubber copy of your dick.

>AirPods™
>MacBook™
>Bait™

Old copy paste threat.

My father grounded me for 3 months for watching porn in the fifth grade. Now I sell drugs. Think about the potential consequences of your actions dumbass.

You fucked it all up when you decided your wife was the one.

Dumbass.

That's hot!

Oooo smooth roll

nice copypasta

You are a fucking retard who punished you daughter for looking at vibrators. You can't stop kids from masturbating and it is better she uses a vibe at home than riding some guy's dick.

The second thing is that you can't even control your house or your trash wife. It's your bed and you let some fat nicht kick you out? You are not only a pussy but a stupid faggot as well.

Fuck you. Same thread different day. Kys faggot

saw this last week, lame TM after the brand names makes it especially obvious

probably way older than that

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So instead of her finding shit out on her own like any normal person should. You made it look like it was a bad thing

Way to fucking screw up your kid like that. Have fun with the teenage pregnancy because you thought she didnt need to know these things. You are the worst kind of father

This

or tell your fat wife to stop being a stupid cunt

If you can't get your kids to obey you, you're a shitty parent. Rebellion isn't natural. It is a result of programming and brainwashing by the mainstream media geared towards kids.

Did you tell your wife what she was doing?

op she has a nigger friend on the internet and im sure he suggested slut items for your daughter before you know it she will be cam whoring and doing asmr

pasta/10
nice try though

Jesus youre dumb as fuck. I hope you die one day soon in some kinda freak scooba diving accident.

You're a retarded overprotective Christian psychopath and one day your daughter will kill you in your sleep and you'll deserve it. Also your wife and daughter are sjw feminazi cunt bags and massive whores so after your daughter kills you she'll die from the gono-sypha-herpe-aids she got from that 5 cent sucking cock for rock nigger on the corner or die during the birth of her deformed, half monkey mulatto shit skin. Your wife will become a man lady gold digger and grave Rob you blind and when you die good will shit in your mouth for all eternity and they will be extra spicy taco Bell shits. Your legacy is a bunch of retarded, pig headed, megalomaniacal, fascist, sub human, frog people and no matter how many horrible things happen to you or your family in life it will never be enough to make up for your sinful existence on the planet.
Go
Die
In a fire

OP, if your daughter has a vibrator, she won't need guys for a while

>vibrator
>my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut

This thread is bait... The problem here is that you daughter wants to fap correctly with a vibrator and not using the brush or a cucumber??

Post pics of daughter for better evaluation

I had a 3 year porn addiction, and I never became a "degenerate"

Just buy her a brand new MacBook™ and all your problems will be solved

What is this pathetic .jpg version?

this pasta sucks

Don' act like douche and blame your girl, She did nothing wrong.
That is perfectly understandable behaviour for any human being when reacihing puberty. I was a total pervert when I was 12.
Don't spoil your relationship with your daughter - teach your flabby ass wife some respect instead.

i wanna see her