Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

bro culture

>tfw you are a normal Chad with a hot gf but you still shitpost on Sup Forums

i know user

please leave, thanks man

>tfw better looking than most guys
>tfw still no gf

Very odd "men".

Is /bet/ still alive?

Yes. Stronger than EVER before.

>tfw free, single and ready to make some fanny tingle

LOVE the single life desu. Fuck dem needy bitches

>tfw 28 year old kissless ugly worthless NEET virg

Ever though about killing yourself?

lmao duh normalfag

Have you at least scrounged enough money off mummy to buy yourself a hooker before you take a bullet to the temple??

ese sentimiento cuando no novia

>tfw gf

>tfw no cumbia singer uruguayan girlfriend

ese sentimiento cuando no culo grande novia

26 here with job however.

I have. But then thought killing myself but figured it'd be retarded to do it over
>tfw no gf
I could get laid. The thing is it's because at this age I'm afraid the girl will laugh at me or something. I just don't want to be embarrassed.

>tfw haven't had sex in 3 weeks
kill me now

>feel threads in the reddit generation


lmaaaaooooooo these nu/sp/ normalshit fucks have never felt a real feel in their fucking lives. hurry up and delete this one janny you might get paid overtime

Daily reminder that every single one of you guys, except Fatty McJanny, is super special and will get a beautiful bf/gf really soon. Don't give up hope!

You move your hips back and forward for a couple minutes then BANG you're done. Simples really.

>never had sex, don't look very good
>decided to say fuck it, shaved my hair and got over my insecurities(tfw was fat-as-fatass and almost triple chinned) to start lifting
>still a virgin just not fat and don't smell
>but now a happy go lucky fucktard who has fun and stuff
A n y t h i n g i s p o s s i b l e a n o n

>tfw you're such an autistic loser you manage to be a permavirgin as a gay man

where'd your leaf go, bitch

>tfw you're an American stuck in this shitty country for work

I want to die bros.

Let's see a pic my brother. You can't be that ugly

>el peruANO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank you for your concern. Here's a pic of my waifu holding it.

Why the fuck are you working in Poland?
Army? Plumber? Army plumber?

>Poland
Lemme guess, you're in the military doing NATO's dirty work?

i want a blonde gf guys pleaseeeeeee

>tfw no gf since sophmore year
>almost 22
i've had decent amount of sex since then but i miss doing couple tings.

Over rated imho hue bro, but hey I'm white myself and just hate how self absorbed most blonde white chicks are

Taylor looks like a rat with makeup on

without make she's 5/10

>has had gf
>has had intercourse
>has balls to think he's just as bad as us

>tfw several chubby, below average looking chinese and mexican women love my dick
>would literally marry me, several have asked
>havent banged a hot white woman in four years (or hot woman in general)
getting laid a lot, but not with who I want to... I miss my hot sorority fuckbuddy

tfw 25 year old kissless virgin but dont feel bad about it at all, no "tfw no gf" feelings, not depressed over it

You have shot taste

I'm a marketing director for a large tech company and the European operations are based in Poland. I make good money but I barely use it because there's nothing to do around here. I'm going back to Florida in early April though so it should be fun.

not really no

too tall

She looks even more like a rat in this pic

>recently she got her ass and teddies done
wew lad

sucking each others' dicks culture desu

is it because other aussies outbanter you?

t. Manlet

>tfw I'm texting two bitches right now who want my dick but they're both 5/10 at best and I'd rather stay home and drink King Cobra and watch Adult Swim than go fuck either of them.
Eh.

no reason to lie on the internet

but i'm 5'5

tfw no big tittied asian gf

not sports, faggots