So if you have not heard justin bieber has canceled his world tour due to "unforeseen circumstances" so now its time to...

so if you have not heard justin bieber has canceled his world tour due to "unforeseen circumstances" so now its time to do what we do best. We need to come up with a bullshit reason and start spreading it around and saying that it is why he canceled

I heard he is having a sex change

would the dumb american populous believe that tho?

Well if you're educated enough you would understand that his record deal allows him to get paid whether he finishes the tour or not. So it's basically him bitching out not wanting to work for it. The real reason is far vindicating than some made up story

most likely. we'll believe anything - especially if it's fucking ridiculous.

maybe he was arrested do to child harassment

so where should we start saying that he is having a sex change?

Cancer, shave for beiber

it came back

bieber's cancer came back

where do we start spreading this information?

A groupie bit his dick off

I think bieber's cancer coming back would be better

I have heard the same. He is a pedo

>canceled his world tour due to "unforeseen circumstances"

He got his first period?

probably

shave for bieber

we should do another shave for bieber

spread the word bieber's cancer is back #shaveforbieber

He got his mother pregnant. At least, that is what I heard.

I have it on good authority he's recently tested HIV pos

spread to other boards, to reddit, to chat rooms, and to twitter. #shaveforbieber

He had sex with his mom one drunken night. Knocked her up. Now he has to deal with it. Make it happen people.

Shame when kids these days get addicted to the heroin. I heard that he had to stop the tour because he was injecting between his toes and got gangrene and two had to be amputated. That's why you don't see him dance anymore.

This

someone make a discord

yes HIV

start to make fake tweets

I think Bieber is a pretty cool guy. Eh cancels tours and doesn't afraid of anything.

WINRAR! Now we have to come up with something stupid that all the beliebers will do because of this. THINK PEOPLE!

He saw the Ariana Grande concert results and is playing it cool for now.

hammer + hand + video on youtube

Simple fucked a black girl and got AIDS

HAHHA

Pizzagate. He wants to go into hiding or a country with non-extradition

wait they won't do that

That isn't true

>Simple fucked a black girl and got AIDS
>fucked a black girl
>fucked a girl

The entire point is to make up something believable...

...

kek'd

i know im just trying to think

gas bucket challenge
dump a full bucket of gas on your head

I like the way you think, user

what is the hashtag going to be?

This one would actually believe this one.

"I stand with her, we are beliebers"

>what is the hashtag going to be?
Sex change? #ABeaverForBeiber

holy fuck yes

is it decided?
sex change #ABeaverForBeiber

Definitely complications due to AIDS

that would not seem as believable as a sex change, I mean he looks kind of feminine

no. sex change is retarded.
tie is between aids and cancer

well then I think we should do AIDs because we already tried to do cancer

Or for the heroin addiction
#JustinTimeForRehab

no because heroin has visible side effects that have not shown on him

He do heroin, now he is in hospital

AIDS is what i reckon is most believable. but fuck it just start a strawpoll or something

he could easily just post a selfie that would prove all of that wrong tho

fucking 5chan thinks this is spam so i'm going to post just the invite code for the discord:
Y98n37X

how about he GAVE aids to an underage fan and now faces serious charges ... ?

that would be better because he has millions of fans

add the code there to the end of discord [doot] gg [slash]

Bieber is a heroin/painkiller addict. That's not a rumor

join the discord boys

join the discord

So, we would spray a lot of shit tags with stupid "pray" challenges?
Maybe:
Justin Bieber gave aids to underage and we pray for him with some shit like Hair dyeing to red?

Its not really a secret he is a dopehead. I give it 2 days before TMZ has pictures of him entering rehab

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