My GF is an engineer and since I moved in I had no idea she has router history logs so my incognito night mission is...

My GF is an engineer and since I moved in I had no idea she has router history logs so my incognito night mission is pretty much fucked. Now she (27) is asking me why do I fap to loli bukkake galleries that spawn 300+ pictures. She is pretty chill but want's to talk tomorrow. What do?

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Be honest. Everyone has kinks and fetishes.

reset the router - power on and off. Solved.

Holy shit she's paranoid

Some are just a lot more fucking creepy than others.

OP, be honest, but also accept the fact she may never look at you the same way again. I had a relationship end in a similar way. My ex found out I like really brutal rape porn. Long story short her sister got fucked by 3 dudes behind a bar and when they were done beat the shit out of her...

Needless to say after our conversation, nothing was going to make it go back to be "normal" between us again. Relationship ended roughly 2 weeks later

This is your only sensible option.

But let me give you a fucked alternative.

Say you've wanted a daddy's little girl thing from the start of your relationship and either she says no or you have yourself a ddlg. Either way, she'll know, you're free to fap, or you get a girl who has a new found daddy fetish.

>Profit
>???

ask her to dress up like a loli

That is.... not how it works.

I have logs of everything that crosses my firewall. Im not paranoid, I just like visibility into what is going on with my shit, and also know when things arent right (malware or someone having the password when they shouldnt)

This

>has router history logs

Jesus H. Christ, how fucking stupid does anyone have to be to fall for this.

But let's assume it was true. If it were me, I'd just dump the bitch for stepping on my privacy.

>router history logs
I'd break up with her regardless. That's a serious invasion of privacy and at the very least she owes you an apology.

OP go and search for stuff (on non-https protected sites) like "my gf watches what i do online" and stuff, and profit

this. There's no reason to lie at this point, it will probably make the situation even worse

It would be pretty fucking retarded for a router to store its logs on its own memory. Depending on what/how she logs the info, the router may have nothing to do with it. Using something like Lumberjack or Loom, the router wouldnt even be generating its own logs, let alone storing them. Not everything can be fixed by power cycling/pressing a reset button.

> (OP)
>reset the router - power on and off. Solved.
Reset the girlfriend - power on and off. Solved

You dont have privacy in a relationship. If you want privacy you stay single. There will come a day when you are taking your morning shit with the door open so your wife can talk to you and your kid can be in the bathroom with you.

My wife has a GPS tracker on her phone and her car. She knows I can see where she is at all times and that there is no reason for her to have "privacy" as you put it

A healthy relationship is based on trust, not making a Big Brother off your better half.
No point having a relationship if it doesn't work like that to begin with.

>profit
>???
>kill yourself

you have privacy in a relationship. It comes along with respect.
Married fag here.

LoL I dream for something like this. If I knew the bitch makes router history logs I would start visiting all kinds of sites just to mess with her mind.
>AIDS medication
>uterus harvesting
>sleep knock out drinks
>stealth signals that disturb brain funcion
>female physiology during ovulation

That's absolutely retarded. I've been with my gf for about 10 years and we respect each other's privacy. If that's how you wanna handle things, that's fine, but it doesn't hold for everyone. I personally believe that being in a relationship doesn't necessarily mean that you need lose all sense of identity and can't do things that no one but you needs to know about. Trust is important, and both me and the gf know that we can't just go around fucking other people, but we trust each other not to do that. Giving up the absolute control there, I think, creates a much stronger bond because it stems from the right mindset. If you don't trust your partner then there's no sense in being with them. But that's just how I think about it.

she already knows and this will only add to the fire

Trust but verify. I know I can trust her, because she has to tell me where she is going, when she will be back, and who she will be with, and I can see clearly she didnt lie. You dont "trust" blindly. That is called faith, and that is for morons

Privacy and respect have nothing to do with each other.

kek

I don't know why I do it so it's gonna be hard to explain ...

wow looks like her sis is the real deal breaker

I bet when you ask her for anal, she fucks you in the butt to verify it works first.

that's what I was thinking would be the best approach she can't blame me for that

kek summer fag, she was talking about something system networking and I started paying attention only when she started to show me how she has logs on the router and than the silence

I moved in she has this shit up for ages

That...doesnt even make sense...

Exactly my point! It's just a fetish that you can't control! Ask her to help you with pleasing you.

and that's how you end up alone with a fag in your living room sucking dicks for spare change

why would she fuck my ass to know if her ass works which she knows it works because she puts fingers in it when I do her doggy

>I had no idea she has router history logs
why the fuck is she checking the logs.

>"my gf watches what i do online" and stuff, and profit

kek

aNyway - who cares. might as well cross that bridge now, rather than later. If she doesn't like who you are, she can find a new BF

>My GF
Why start the thread with a lie OP

write a long apology in google and wait till she reads the logs again

>why the fuck is she checking the logs.
it's work related she works from home on projects that may involve hacking or god knows what so she keeps logs and everything she can in check just to eye drop on things

>triggered whiteknight christfag
Do you always open the door to your lady user? I bet if you do, she would start to consider unlocking you from your chastity cage.

OP here, lessons learned I will watch porn on my phone on cellular network with incognito on and crawl in the darkness fapping to loli porn covered with blankets when she is asleep, will post tomorrow what she said

Came to the thread for some logs

Left thread with an empty throat

mfw

Heres what you do:

>1.Answer her: "Because I like it" and ask her to share her likes or invite her into yours.

>2.More importantly, inquire about trust (more likely than not she just stumbled upon your web history but if this is not the case, that's a red flag)

>3. ??????

>4. Profit and enjoy a healthy relationship with communication.

Turn it back on her. Ask why she isn't a loli who gets bukkaked

So what you're saying is, she's some kind of l33t h@xx0rz, and she's concerned about you fapping to loli?

>blaming the girl like a muslim

This.
When she says:
>Wanna talk about those sweet lolicon bukkakes you fap to?
You reply:
>Wanna talk about those bank accounts you're draining? At least all I'm draining is my own cum....

this is now a log thread

>having a gf with dreams

This was the first mistake OP, wait until she brings Tyrone home.

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>ll girls with dreams are as racist and insecure as user

ok bud

I am insecure, that's for stating the obvious.

Am i the only one who wants these loli galleries linked?

Is this a continuation of an earlier thread? Seems like an abrupt beginning

Lol, no it's not. It's a kink/fetish. Literally everyone has them. Play your cards right and you may end up getting her to play along with it

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Fucking kek

You should also be allowed to see all the logs and her traffic. Incognito mode wont prevent the logs, use a vpn, proxy or tor.

Holy Shit.
Married for 10 years with two kids here.
Your relationship sounds terrible.

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Another happy customer

I shouldnt have laughed as hard as I did when I gazed apon that image...

Chocolate log
Some stay dry while others throats are clogged
Chocolate log

This

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Not op but this search got me no relevant results

thank you realistic relationship user

Patrician shitposting lad

Results don't matter, but she'll see him looking it up. Idiot.

>router history logs
FAKE

OP do this and see what she says

haahahahhaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I get it now. also my gf is a technomage am I toast?

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>I had no idea she has router history logs
>LOGS

CREAMY

You don't owe her an explanation into your fetishes.

She broke your trust and security.

can she not separate fantasy from reality? Most can

If a bitch is spying on your internet history dump her, she's not to be trusted.

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holy shit, this got a kek out of me. I need to kill myself

>My wife has a GPS tracker on her phone and her car. She knows I can see where she is at all times and that there is no reason for her to have "privacy" as you put it

Spotted the abusive husband.

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YOU BONEHEADS FUCKED UP THE COMBO

NO LOGS FOR YOU

>She knows I can see where she is at all times
she knows you can see where her phone is at all times

she probably just leaves her phone at work / home whenever she cucks you

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Look. This isn't really hard. Women just don't understand how much porn men use and therefore are shocked when they find out.

>router history logs

how can you tell if that is in place if no one says it to your face?

can someone explain what this is/how it works?
is that something you need a technical background for or can anyone do it?

Not a fan of having someone do this to me

Fucking fag why would you porn surf IN YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE.
Dumbass

You have a good reason to be, keep it up

>profit
>???

OP!! Just say that when you were very young you had a crush on this girl that you wanted to fuck bad but didn't happened so ever since then you would look up lolis!

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Problem solved.

You're on Sup Forums asking for advice the relationship isn't going to last long anyway be ready to move out.

>Privacy and respect have nothing to do with each other.

huh? of course they do you fucking retard

Just do what women do and spin it around, challenge her on why she was spying on you. Invasion of privacy and breaches of trust are far worse than some messed up kink.

this

Why does that psycho paranoid cunt read her routers logs? Dump the untrusting woman.

she wants to talk tomorrow?