/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition Nr.5

> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants

> The following countries will perform:

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM

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‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE

> Disqualified Songs:

Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc

Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g

> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> strawpoll.me/10210174/
> strawpoll.me/10212203/

Go holols.

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vote !

brb need a piss X)

>spain doing a legit good pop song

I like

GET IN HERE LADS

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(jews edition)

1st for dancing like Forest GUMP

8th for russia developing magic-based superweapons

i want to rape spain

Third for Bearded Lady. Is she still alive?

Thank you bases Australian.

thank fuck you can pause jewtube livestreams desu

>all the Jew flags
Kek

Holy shit that Russia performance tho

HOW DRUNK ARE WE LADS?

> 4 tins in

This, reminds me of 90s shit

was there a guy waving a venezuelan flag?

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SYDNEY 2017

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Cyka will win for sure

Stop posting this vote with only half of the countries.

>buy now goy

Sent ;-)

>having a shot every time an entry sings in english
Shit lads

>official titel of our contestant in our country is "manga mädchen"(=manga girl).

I hope she loses quickly.

perfect eurovision tactic

Count down to #JeSuisStockholm continues!

OY VEY

750ml of 7.5% aka faggot

THOSE HOT BLONDE SWEDISH WOMEN GOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>OFFENSIVE JOKE

SWEDEN NO

That JoJo pose

BTFO'd BY SIR GAY LASER

youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

>dat flag inthe background

We need some Straight jackets here in sweden

I have allways wondered why Israel is allowed to compete. Any ideas?

Straya gook still #1

SPAIN FTW

can russia actually levitate or is it just a trick? I don't get it

KEK SUIT FOR WHITE MALES? pls someone screenshot

SELLOUT

>muslim rape food

Oy veyyyy

Is he wearing lipstick?

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At least we're coming far enough in to be passed out by that point eh?

>crazy is the new black.

>Eurovision selling a straightjacket

Disgusting

>buying a CD
is it the 20th century again?

I wish someone would literally blow the roof off that building.

welcome to the internet

You can get a MAKE SONGCONTEST GREAT AGAIN hat!

What 7.5%er?

oh no

Oy vey

>CRAZY IS THE NEW BLACK
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

>handle of vodka and a pint of strongbow
>as much weed as I can handle
True Eurovision spirit up in here.

saw my first pair of tits in Slovenia on holiday when I was a kid, had a wank off a mountain afterwards. Thank you for your service.

nice jacket

Oh shit i missed it when did they pose?

>the cuck suit

Are you serious

How about that one:
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TOP KEK

LIVE STREAM LINK

i'd say same score as last year

cutie baltic boy

I'm drinking tea.

>JUST

Those aren't the rules. The rules are if they change language to English in the chorus halfway through

JUST

But user, it's the biggest spherical building in the world.

he's using meme magic

So are we all going to have punch ups during the scoring?

Sing in your own language you fucking dipshits. What's the fucking point otherwise?

The only kind of normies that care about "lyrics" in fucking eurovision pop music probably can't even speak english.

JUSTS

Kolla upp EBU för fan

The eurovision threads on Sup Forums here are much better than the ones on Sup Forums

eurovision strait jacket

at least they know what kinda people are watching this ...

We should vote for the worst song Sup Forums

Spend your shekles

SHUT HER DOWN

I thought Swedish was the new black.

i'd buy a qt trap desu

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WHEN

>tfw it will never be the 20th century again

>JUSTS

Baltics, why are you sending all these blond fuccbois.

Lmao

FUCKING KEK

THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN SING

USE ALL YOUR MEME MAGIC FOR TERRORIST ATTACK

At the end. Quite subtle

FLAT

Oliver Heldens shitty rip off here lads

>JUST