Where da fug are the fluffies

where da fug are the fluffies

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what is it about these comics that makes me keep coming back to read them?
Everything about them infuriates me, especially the way the people who draw them make them speak "wostest ouchies, nummies, nuuuu, pls gib" fuck these things.

maybe you just like getting pissed off?

>maybe you just like getting pissed off?
maybe

Perhaps you need to begin reading flugbies instead?

Well fluffys were designed from the ground up to piss people off and get them angry, just it happens in different ways now

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I been looking for this old comic where a guy adopts a fluffy from a neighbor moving out of the apartment building and the fluffy shits on his floor and it says something like "fluffy busy stacking blockers no hav time for litter box". Does anyone know the name, or better yet have the comic in question?

Ok I got three foals and a full grown fluffy here. What do you guys want to eat? Just a fluff burger or something special like stuffed fluf?

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These things would make terrible food. If you're gonna kill them, at least give them a dignified death, like blowing them up with firecrackers or strangulation.

If you season them with spices and depending how they are raised they can taste kinda good.

Meh. I was never really into the whole "cook and eat them" thing. Also check 'em.

i like watching cute things be tortured,
but not irl. i fucking hate animal abuse with all of my soul. i think fluffies are a way for people to channel their inner sadism without actually hurting anything

why are white people into this shit?

For me fluffys are like appetizers. Good to have as a snack or side dish like french fries but not nutritional enough for a full meal.

why are you here

Cause white people just keep it as a fantasy while sub-humans act it out in real life.

trying to find out why white people are so fucking sick in their heads.

You aren't getting an answer anytime soon.

Fucking racist

why not? you scared of talking?

>fucking racist
shut up nigger

cry more nigger

I figured the only peopple into this shit would come from pol fucking kkk nazi shitheads

>white people

nigga did you just assume my race? not very pc of you, better leave before i tell tumblr

go cry to someone who gives cares shitskin

fluffies or gtfo

lol tumblr aint going to do shit if it's about white people

Racism is just a term used by fascists to end discussion. Funny how you didn't even deny it.

The funny thing is I see more people spouting leftest opinions in this fandom then right ones. Another funny thing is you retards are calling centrists nazi's further spreading the rise of the right.

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there you go assuming my race again, why don't you go back to sucking your uncle's dick

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I don't know what happened to me that I don't like fluffies anymore. Like a year ago I discovered them and consumed them for like a month straight and even started drawing a comic because I wanted in... but I had shit to do for work and stuff so I had to stop.

Fast forward to now... I can't enjoy them... I look at these and feel nothing. It used to tickle some sick part of my brain but now I feel nothing. I'm like almost sad I don't get that weird feeling anymore.

Someone explain this to me. Is it because I started have a life?

>pretending this hard

if you don't like it leave, it's that simple though im not surprised that such a simple choice is beyond you

This fandom is an autistic spurge. You either enjoy them for a little while or you fall in love with it forever.

Maybe find different types of cannon you can follow to enjoy.

go back to dumb white man smdh

not my fault you're so stupid you go to threads you hate, stay salty nigga

I just like the horsefucker torture porn

can anyone tell me who draws these ones? i love the style

>horse fucker torture porn

dude no one faps to this, stop larping or get gud

looks like wolfmansparks

when did I imply i fap to it?

same with this one

>horse fucker torture porn

kinda ambiguous, my bad

I'm actually black kek

I don't have much a hateboner for these things. I'd own and take care of one if they were real.

Your dopamine receptors got burned out, like all things, consume fluffies in moderation. I only come here once or twice a month.

you should be ashamed of yourself

Heres one hugbox post for you then

Don't ever change, Sup Forums. You guys are great.

Why is that fluffy a banana? The world may never know.

My nigga

>If you don't like it then leave
In not saying it's bad. So defensive... I just want that feeling back. I keep coming back in hopes to get back into that mental zone, but no luck so far

Yeah I guess that must be it.

hope u get lynched nigger

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That's sweet. I hope "Holey friend" gets out someday.

Well one rule is to enjoy both hug and abuse boxes. Balance.

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Too large to post here but that was my attempt at getting into it. I hag the rest of it planned out but I can't get myself into it anymore.

Yeah I was definitely hitting mite hugbox and weirdbox near the end.

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I'd take him in.

You got the one with the fluffy that gets cold and wraps up in a blanket?

this guy does the best 'dismayed' expressions on his fluffies

100 pounds for a pillowfluff?! I've seen regular ones go for, like, a buck fifty. Is there any rhyme or reason to the fluffy market?

I know what your talking about, but I don't. Have some other hugbox as consolation.

pretty good, hope you start drawing again

eh, markets can be irrational

those are supposed to be specifically engineered to be fatter, softer and rounder

Could fluffies function in a stable work environment?

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I think my fluffies are sick.

I'd assume if they were taken care of. It probably belongs to a worker, so tags along.

Second frame looks like 'nu wet best babbeh take anal'

I'm a hugboxer, but in my professional opinion, you should put those down. With fire. Lots of fire.

No, I mean as an actual company employee. Could a fluffy theoretically do basic administration and human resources tasks, or would that be too complicated?

Those fuckers. Fluffys are popular, Yukari are still around if you look for them but these things I can never find any of.

When I was tracing fluffy origins it was a hell of a trip to be led to those green things, which led me to yukaris which was especially weird cause I like Touhou

I don't know. Maybe with a basic task like stacking cans. They love stacking shit.

They can do manual labour if you stay around to threaten them. I guess they can be used as greeters with the promise of sghetti. Anything more complex though then they can run into trouble.

Stacking things is a sign of autism.... wait. Do fluffys have autism? They show all the sings of having it.

I agree with the first user.....they'd just taste like shit and synthetic meat, which I see having little flavor. So, the predominant flavor would be shit. Can't be easy to cook out the taste of shit no matter what it is.

They'd probably be overpriced and sold like some bullshit delicacy. No thanks.

This is sweet....until the dumbass falls in the hole with its friend.

nah they run on empathy and social interaction, foals can die from isolation before starvation, dehydration or exposure

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I'll take them all. They're so sweet and adorable and helpless.

>High fives Lilly
>Accidentally knocks Lilly off her stool
>Breaks leg
>Panics, setting her back on and walking away like nothing happened

but they're so cute!

I kinda like this coloration.

maybe in diapers.
speaking of, why don't people just diaper fluffies when they leave to work or go to bed? or just all the time
I mean, you'd have to change them and clean the fur, but it's probably better than them shitting and pissing everywhere

Jesus, fuck that smarty. Poor little foal...

>not pictured, the poopy babbeh that she stomped to death three days prior

You've seen that episode of SpongeBob with the baby clam, right?

Gonna need proof.

I would imagine they would find a way to get them off or they crap so much it would overflow or burst.

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