Pick 1 for sex

Pick 1 for sex

Left but I don't want to touch her dick

Left and I'll touch it with every part of my body

topping isnt gay

Left but i want no touching involved

the attractive one

Ofc i'll Pick bailey Jay over that fat piece of unfunny shit

right.
got nudes?

blowies aren't gay

I pick Bailey cos' she's got a big dick

Fags

>google
>pig pen

he's right

If you guys say so. Ok, I'm changing mine. Left, no touching, 1 blowie.

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the chick behind bailey jay with the dark hair.

I'd rather fap

it's a mirror, you stupid faggot.

Rather fuck the cabinets

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real ?

Bailey Jay any day

Well, Baily was hot when he was younger now he is balding, so I would rather fuck a hambeast. At least it has hair on her head and a fat ass.

enjoy

Well, those cupboards are kinda hot

That one

dat ass tho

bryan any day

> (OP)
>That one
thats the back of baileys head in the mirror you mong

not today, satan

I'm tripping balls and your comment has ruined my life

I'd tap that tbh but Amy Schummer has a round fat ass and I just can't resist desu

No retard, I wanna put my dick in the mirror

What happened to the smiley fries?

ayy fam never noticed that

is this even a question?

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nice nub

the problem with bailey is that her vids are boring

only gets fucked off her husband and he has a right ugly dick

I take left over the mashmallow man on the right.

Id literally choose becoming a fag over shumer.

>Id literally choose becoming a fag over shumer.

I bet you would....fag

I will take both. We would have a lot of fun.

Amy ate them all.

I'd watch the porn of both of them.
Still more interesting than bailey's husband.
Plus I'm willing to put money on Amy Schumer being able to suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, seeing as how that is likely how she got any of her lucky breaks.
Add that black bitch from ghost busters and we can have a reverse oreo going on.

>Pick 1 for sex
isn't it obvious?

dude bailey jay all day

Amy Schumer. She is unattractive and annoying, but at least she is a woman. I'm not gay, so I don't have sex with penis having people.

schumer reminds me of pic related

i want to suck her little pee pee

this hole is for turds and cock

Amy, because I'm not gay. Neither of them are attractive.

Amy won't be satisfied with just two pieces of potato...so she's not the suspect...the case is still open...

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Agree. Amy isn't that bad. She's just annoying. Plus I like ass.

>Amy isn't that bad

If fucking bailey jay is gay then fucking that pig Amy schumer is beastiality.

I would bang...

Damn dawg, how fucked up is you?

I have fucked fat bitches before. Not a big deal.

The one with a vagina you fucking faggot.

After seeing this picture...
Bailey

Nope. It's fact that you'e engaging in gay sex if you fuck bailey. He's a guy. Has XY and a dick.

Amy is fat, but has XX. Has a wet pussy. Not gay.

I've fucked far worse.

Well you have to take care that balls don't touch, then it's okay.

Didn't say gay said beastiality.

would probably look decent if she wasn't fat, though that's a big if

Bailey Jay. Easy decision.

What's wrong with being bi? Bailey's a guy.

You sound like a homo yourself.

Most of these guys talking shit like "I wouldn't fuck bailey cuz dats ghey" would probably being singing a different tune behind closed doors. If they took bailey home then realized it was a trap they would still fuck.

You're the one that wants a cock. That's gay.

>Pick 1 for sex

MOVE THIS TO /TRASH/, FAGGOT.

No, I want a feminine penis.

No. I think Amy's fine. I have fucked way worse.

Cock. Only men have it.

You don't know what you're talking about.

why do you faggots care so much if he wants dick? just let him have it ffs

I would rather suck and get fucked b Bailey for the rest of my life, forever being her cum eating cock hungry faggot bottom bitch than fuck Amy once

Every guy has probably fucked worse doesn't mean I want that pig sweating and squealing all over me.

good hard hatefuck to impregnate the bitch

Dude only men have dicks. Women have pussy. Women are born with them.

If you want a dick. It's gay.

You are quite transphobic. You should get that checked out.

I would fuck Amy hard. She's got big tits and low self esteem. That's my type.

There's no way I'm touching a dick.

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virginity is our last resort

Cute freckles.

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A phobia is an irrational fear. I don't fear the Baily jays of the world. I just believe they're men, which they are biologically.

I don't see an issue with a man dressing like a woman or getting surgery to look female, it doesn't change biology. They're men, because their DNA says so. So engaging in sex with them is gay.

But I love potatoes.

My brain hurts...

Fucking closet fags in this thread. So many of you are just using this as an excuse. Just admit you're a faggot if you want to fuck the tranny.

I'd rather put my dick in disgusting Amy Schumer the hypocritical hippo than fuck a man.

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I'd rather fuck the potato than amy

I'm sorry...I don't do ugly bitches....
So it looks like I'm taking Bailey's dick up my ass tonight

Both are Jewish so, neither?

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The man

Is this really a question? There is a wrong choice and if you pick amy "jello body" schumer you are a faggot.

It is technically gay, but I don't think it is practically gay. A feminine fit guy with a penis is better than a fat slob with a shitty shape and probably stank pussy.

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bailey is irish-spic