It is the zombie apocalypse

It is the zombie apocalypse.

The object to your right is your primary weapon, while the object to your left is your secondary.

How fucked are you, Sup Forums?

a utility knife and headphones.
headphones will dull my sense of hearing, leaving me vulnerable to surprise attacks. and knife will likely not be a very good weapon against shambling corpses. it would however be useful for utility and general survival purposes.

My primary weapon is a tiered cat stand and my secondary weapon is a punch bag.

I got a lamp and a Winnie the Pooh body pillow.

A flashlight (bright as fuck) and a t.v. remote

Bottle of Canadian 83 primary, bag of salted Spitz secondary.

Being this far north means the zombies will freeze without a beating heart, so I'll be lazily sipping and spitting my way through the apocalypse

a brand new razor and a nintendo ds charger

i got a desk fan and earbuds

My wiener dog as main and velvet pillow as my secondary...fuc

A metal sign and a microphone with stand.

I have a bottle of tile cleaner to my right and an empty toilet roll to my left... well shit

keyboard that i don't use and water bottle

roll of toilet paper as my main a flipknife for secondary. this is retarded

I'm surrounded by toilet paper.
Nice.

A pocket knife
>Pic related
And a cum stained napkin

diet sunkist and a newspaper

A bottle of pantene pro-v shampoo and a tooth brush. I'm good.

Well if we all band together with our weapons, we are still fucked

My old friends, Right Fist and Left Fist.

I'll be fine.

We've got enough to survive...just not the zombie part

wallet and glass of milk

guitar polish and a broken crash cymbal

Get out of here with your fucking NORMIE MEMES REEEEEEEEEE BACK TO FACEBOOK GRANDMA REEEEEEEE

suck my wee wee

I have a business card as my primary and a cellphone as my secondary

My gf and my mom

To my right I have a Focusrite Audio I/O
My left is a XLR microphone.

Should I just kill myself when I still can?

Memory foam pillow and sword

>Instant Hand Sanitizer

A coffee mug and a plastic tote full of shit. Pretty fucked

so my wall? YES!!

Coke bottle and a pack of marlboro reds

Ballpoint pen and a fidget spinner...and my weaponized autism

I've got a pocket knife that's pretty dull and a soda... I think I'm fucked.

Plate with spaghetti on it to my right. My fedora to my left.

my cat and a vanilla coke bottle

i wouldnt throw my cat to zombies so...

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xb360 pad and mechanical keyboard ... well im fucked

A Wall and a Door

I have two dogs, both large Greyhounds.

Huh... for once, my dogs would help me instead of nearly getting me evicted. Neat.

a controller and shredder dont worry guys ill be fine

A box of tampons
And a roll of toilet paper
Rip.

Deodorant and a can on La Croix welp, I had a good run.

But realistically I'm an American and I have a Mossberg 500 and a Glock 19 in the next room so I think I'd be alright.

a power brick for my racing wheel and a lamp

A bathtub and a sink...