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MAJESTIC
youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

1st

tofu is fucking shit

Still eating easter eggs

Do yanks really obey the laws on alcohol? Is drinking at 18-20 taboo? Because here no one blinks an eye at 16 year olds getting pissed

Don't mind it desu.

My new psychiatrist is a british bloke
Need one of you to come pick him up because I will NOT be lectured by a fucking foreigner

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anime

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miss when always sunny was good

controversial opinion:

sam hyde isn't funny

unmedicated: not coping very well but i feel sharp and aware, i would say im quite clever

medicated: i don't know just got the prescription today

That's not a law in the UK though, it's just illegal to sell it to anyone under 18.

You can drink wine in a pub at 5 if you're with your parents.

Be careful

I don't think people care if you're over 18, you just can't buy it or go to a bar

depends what kind

But he'd need to be British because our accent is much smarter. If he was an Australian he'd just sound like a stupid idiot

gf looks identical to this haha

business idea: drink liquor with your antidepressants

wish i had depression

Things I'm literally to intelligent for:
> following sports, particularly football
> vegetarianism
> americans
> going clubbing
> music festivals

FOY

it's called spirit

what will be the asbestos of our generation?

i reckon it'll be antidepressants

spirits aren't real

why's that x

Probably whatever the stuff is in sugar free pop.

80% of your accents sound as uneducated as ours

safety first

some kind of food preservative imo.
>oh that's why everyone was getting cancer lol

feels comfy and romantic

business idea: stop masking your problems with dangerous and addictive chemicals and get psychological therapy instead.

aspartame

they've tried and failed to prove that many times over

ah yes addictive chemicals
like oxygen or water

i get the runs within 5 minutes of eating anything that has that in it

>tfw oxygen dependent

business idea: a two-state israel/palestine solution

oxygen and water aren't chemicals

Business idea: stop giving your money to literal nazi therapists and get audited instead

>there are almost certainly brit runts ITT who can't even pronounce "th"
Howl every time I think about it

Remember when everyone was certain that mobiles caused brain tumours.

Hmmmmmm.....

not i

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i bet they do and phone companies just suppress the studies

Bit stupid desu.

havent had sex in years la, not very romantic im afraid
interesting take

fun fact: oxygen rots our organs and is why we eventually die

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i remember getting scared about getting ball cancer from having my phone in my pocket. i've had a mobile for ~20 years and no tumours yet so maybe its all bullshit.

I remember when some gutter papers published that shit but you're a mong if you believe it

when i was younger i never put a laptop on my lap because i was convinced the radiation would stunt my willy growth
years later and i have a larger than average benis
who's laughing NOW

GMOs and vaccines

Funny that oxygen and water are both necessities for sustaining life AND that they are both colourless and tasteless

no we die because our cells eventually become unable to replicate themselves properly.

VERY down syndrome looking women

t. stay at home mummy

I want to say it's silly to think that anyone could suppress information about mobiles or fizzy pop causing cancer but then I think about diesel and I really don't know.

>nigga
Oh fuck off

good. imagine if oxygen was fucking purple. wouldn't be able to see shit.

It's the oxygen that makes them unable to replicate you fucking dunce

Can't tell if amphetamine enhances my performance any more or if it simply brings me up to a normal functioning baseline due to tolerance. Hmmmmm.

Oh well haha
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF* ahhhhhh WEEW

no one likes phimo

incorrect

big fan of phimo

joke: mobile phones cause cancer

woke: BPAs in plastic bottles and receipts mimic estrogen and are slowly neutering you

this is true

no she doesn't, shut up

would kill everyone in this thread just for a non-fat blonde gf

who the fuck is phimo

how do you even identify these cunts

business idea: cure cancer but only sell it to white people

want to forcibly retract phimos foreskin.

business idea: gmo free antidepressants

much prefer turtle to phimo

alri phimo

only use the aircon in my room because im too lazy to get up and turn the fan on
mummy is not happy when the electricity bill comes tho

>oxygen and water aren't chemicals
what did he mean by this?

gimmick idea: canal boat

amendment to you business idea: make cigarettes for non-whites tax free

turtle has phimo though

>gif
fuck off

Hate how yanks say "GMO" instead of "GM"

Of course it's an organism if it's genetically modified you stupid yanks. God I fucking hate yanks so much. Could actually snap one in half with my forefinger and thumb.

girnrnick idea: anal boot

Good post

shan't hear another word slandering turtle's penis

Got some pizza dough proving for an hour or so

Gonna head to the shop and buy done toppings. Already got mozzarella and tomato for the base

What should I get lads?

business idea: eradicate phimosis by making circumcision mandatory

Which one are you guys most interested in so I can give you a better look? There's a lot of stuff going on inside a pipe.

bint on facebook had to take her kid to hospital because of a heart problem.

still had time to broadcast that fact on facebook and get lots of attention. why do people do this.

>he believes cigarettes cause cancer
SCREECHING
Pineal gland locked away tighter than the BoEs gold

cabbage

would love to see you try you fucking twerp

VERY content with my foreskin
(excepts the f dots haha)

Ah mozarella and tomato sauce, or as they call it in Italia, la margarita

inboxed xx

chorizo x

reimagined

Get some tinned pineapple

just had a HUMONGOUS squatting poo
then let rip 2 UNEARTHLY farts

about to commence a STUPENDOUS wank

banana slices

Pineal
having the form of a pine cone