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tofu is fucking shit
Still eating easter eggs
Do yanks really obey the laws on alcohol? Is drinking at 18-20 taboo? Because here no one blinks an eye at 16 year olds getting pissed
Don't mind it desu.
My new psychiatrist is a british bloke
Need one of you to come pick him up because I will NOT be lectured by a fucking foreigner
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anime
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miss when always sunny was good
controversial opinion:
sam hyde isn't funny
unmedicated: not coping very well but i feel sharp and aware, i would say im quite clever
medicated: i don't know just got the prescription today
That's not a law in the UK though, it's just illegal to sell it to anyone under 18.
You can drink wine in a pub at 5 if you're with your parents.
Be careful
I don't think people care if you're over 18, you just can't buy it or go to a bar
depends what kind
But he'd need to be British because our accent is much smarter. If he was an Australian he'd just sound like a stupid idiot
gf looks identical to this haha
business idea: drink liquor with your antidepressants
wish i had depression
Things I'm literally to intelligent for:
> following sports, particularly football
> vegetarianism
> americans
> going clubbing
> music festivals
FOY
it's called spirit
what will be the asbestos of our generation?
i reckon it'll be antidepressants
spirits aren't real
why's that x
Probably whatever the stuff is in sugar free pop.
80% of your accents sound as uneducated as ours
safety first
some kind of food preservative imo.
>oh that's why everyone was getting cancer lol
feels comfy and romantic
business idea: stop masking your problems with dangerous and addictive chemicals and get psychological therapy instead.
aspartame
they've tried and failed to prove that many times over
ah yes addictive chemicals
like oxygen or water
i get the runs within 5 minutes of eating anything that has that in it
>tfw oxygen dependent
business idea: a two-state israel/palestine solution
oxygen and water aren't chemicals
Business idea: stop giving your money to literal nazi therapists and get audited instead
>there are almost certainly brit runts ITT who can't even pronounce "th"
Howl every time I think about it
Remember when everyone was certain that mobiles caused brain tumours.
Hmmmmmm.....
not i
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i bet they do and phone companies just suppress the studies
Bit stupid desu.
havent had sex in years la, not very romantic im afraid
interesting take
fun fact: oxygen rots our organs and is why we eventually die
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i remember getting scared about getting ball cancer from having my phone in my pocket. i've had a mobile for ~20 years and no tumours yet so maybe its all bullshit.
I remember when some gutter papers published that shit but you're a mong if you believe it
when i was younger i never put a laptop on my lap because i was convinced the radiation would stunt my willy growth
years later and i have a larger than average benis
who's laughing NOW
GMOs and vaccines
Funny that oxygen and water are both necessities for sustaining life AND that they are both colourless and tasteless
no we die because our cells eventually become unable to replicate themselves properly.
VERY down syndrome looking women
t. stay at home mummy
I want to say it's silly to think that anyone could suppress information about mobiles or fizzy pop causing cancer but then I think about diesel and I really don't know.
>nigga
Oh fuck off
good. imagine if oxygen was fucking purple. wouldn't be able to see shit.
It's the oxygen that makes them unable to replicate you fucking dunce
Can't tell if amphetamine enhances my performance any more or if it simply brings me up to a normal functioning baseline due to tolerance. Hmmmmm.
Oh well haha
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF* ahhhhhh WEEW
no one likes phimo
incorrect
big fan of phimo
joke: mobile phones cause cancer
woke: BPAs in plastic bottles and receipts mimic estrogen and are slowly neutering you
this is true
no she doesn't, shut up
would kill everyone in this thread just for a non-fat blonde gf
who the fuck is phimo
how do you even identify these cunts
business idea: cure cancer but only sell it to white people
want to forcibly retract phimos foreskin.
business idea: gmo free antidepressants
much prefer turtle to phimo
alri phimo
only use the aircon in my room because im too lazy to get up and turn the fan on
mummy is not happy when the electricity bill comes tho
>oxygen and water aren't chemicals
what did he mean by this?
gimmick idea: canal boat
amendment to you business idea: make cigarettes for non-whites tax free
turtle has phimo though
>gif
fuck off
Hate how yanks say "GMO" instead of "GM"
Of course it's an organism if it's genetically modified you stupid yanks. God I fucking hate yanks so much. Could actually snap one in half with my forefinger and thumb.
girnrnick idea: anal boot
Good post
shan't hear another word slandering turtle's penis
Got some pizza dough proving for an hour or so
Gonna head to the shop and buy done toppings. Already got mozzarella and tomato for the base
What should I get lads?
business idea: eradicate phimosis by making circumcision mandatory
Which one are you guys most interested in so I can give you a better look? There's a lot of stuff going on inside a pipe.
bint on facebook had to take her kid to hospital because of a heart problem.
still had time to broadcast that fact on facebook and get lots of attention. why do people do this.
>he believes cigarettes cause cancer
SCREECHING
Pineal gland locked away tighter than the BoEs gold
cabbage
would love to see you try you fucking twerp
VERY content with my foreskin
(excepts the f dots haha)
Ah mozarella and tomato sauce, or as they call it in Italia, la margarita
inboxed xx
chorizo x
reimagined
Get some tinned pineapple
just had a HUMONGOUS squatting poo
then let rip 2 UNEARTHLY farts
about to commence a STUPENDOUS wank
banana slices
Pineal
having the form of a pine cone