So, I'm a kissless virgin and I'm 23 years old. I'm getting kind of desperate, but I have VERY little confidence and it's hard to talk to people. And every time someone else hits on me, it's a guy. SO finally, I decided to make myself gay, and roughly double the amount of people willing to have sex with me. SO, for the past year or so, I've been jerking off to porn that I like, then switching to gay porn right as I cum, trying to make myself associate orgasms with gay dudes.
All this time, I thought it had been working, because I got really turned on when I saw dicks and dudes fucking. So I bought a dildo and today, for the first time, I tried fucking my ass with it. And I fucking hated it. It felt so weird, it's like, it hurt but it was worse than just like, falling down or something, I can't really describe it. All I know is that it was awful. I never want to do it again. And that made me realize, also, that as much as gay fucking turns me on, I have NO INTEREST AT ALL in doing it myself.
So what's my next step, Sup Forums? Should I just keep fucking myself with it and hope it goes away? It's not like when I just came to gay porn, there's no easing into this. What do I do?
lel. Make you gay? Why don't you try making a gay dude straight and see how well that goes? What you need is drugs. Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me that you have zero confidence when drunk?
Not advocating going gay just for the lulz, but you have to ease into anal like you eased into watching gayporn.
Kevin Johnson
You should at least become a trap, don't just become gay, where is the fun in that?
Isaiah Scott
OP... sexuality can be a complicated and shifting thing... but you can't just "turn gay". Just like gay guys can't "turn straight." At the very most you might be able to exert some influence over your kinks, or give yourself a conditioned response to certain types of stimulus. But you can't change your innate sexuality.
Instead of wasting all this effort chasing Sup Forums-tier conceptions of sexual malleability, focus that effort on fixing the shit that is holding you back from hooking up with girls.
Andrew Ross
Lol if you're not gay dude, you're not fucking gay
Jeremiah Bailey
Like being constantly wasted?
Daniel Howard
Just try to fuck a gay nigga and see if you like it, if you don't and you're straight, fuck a downy bitch.
Nolan Fisher
Just be the fucker instead of the fuckee.
Pretty simple. Albeit foolish as fuck. Homosexuality isn't a choice, nor is it a last ditch effort.
It would be easier to hire an escort or a prostitute than it would be to "make yourself gay".
Tyler Sanchez
you want to become gay to double your chances, but 2 times 0 is still 0.
Cameron Walker
OHHHHHH
Nolan Fisher
Dubs of truth.
Ryder Stewart
I don't get drunk often, and I don't have any friends so when I do, I get drunk alone which just makes me dpressed. How? Like... stick less of the dildo in my ass? Maybe, down the road. Traps are fucking hot as hell. What is holding me back? Do you know, because I don't. I'm not hideous, not fat, I don't know why people fucking terrify me so bad.
Jaxson Richardson
The dubs have spoken
Zachary Miller
Hang out at a bar you miserable son of a bitch.
Blake Collins
Start with fingers, use a ton of lube.
Juan Bennett
A bar is a great place to meet new folks. The alcohol makes you forget your inhibitions, then talk to someone there.
Ryder Sullivan
It hurts, but you're not wrong
Gavin Edwards
Gayfag here. OP, even if it were possible to force yourself to become gay, you're barking up the wrong tree. The meme of homosexuality being an easygoing 24/7 fuckfest is greatly exaggerated, and is only really true for a very narrow subculture of attractive, extroverted urban 18-22yo twinks. The other 99% of us actually have a much smaller dating pool... especially if looking for long-term romantic relationships instead of temporary flings.
Noah Morgan
If you become a straight up tgirl from straight dude because you couldn't get laid, that would be the hottest story ever.
Luis King
It'll also be the least successful and sad story ever and will end in suicide. Guaranteed.
Hunter Lopez
meh. How about Natalie Mars? You memers are all alike.
Jacob Long
issue is the way you project yourself to others. as others have said, go to a bar, get buzzed, talk to people.
Lucas Brown
What fucking age do you plan on living to? Way I see it, If I make it to 50, I must have really fucked up.
Carter Turner
ever thought of just fucking a guy and say you're not comfortable with getting fucked? then you're not a kissless, sexless, virgin and you also dont have to get fucked
Juan Johnson
OP is a faggot
Luke Evans
How big was the fucking dildo? You start small dude, work your way up to larger things. First just use a finger, that makes it easier to find your prostate anyway.
FFS how the hell do you browse Sup Forums and not know the basics of anal sex? Shit's barely outside of normie tier kinks.
Easton Hernandez
i guess it could be possible to assimilate to the idea of gay sex, but in the long run i'm going to assume it's not healthy for you at all, op.
just like how you can't make gays straight, you can't make straights gay. it's a genetic thing and forcing yourself to do something you don't enjoy is only going to hurt you even more.
also, two things to add. one, definitely listen to . and two, if you're going to use a dildo, at least try to prepare. look up tutorials. enema, lots of lube, and a buttplug so your ass can be ready for it.
Isaiah Jones
b/ strikes again. Just when you think you've been here so much you you've seen it all, along comes an OP who's shoving dildos up his ass to become gay cause he can't get a chick. Sending you big love on your journey OP.
Blake Wood
Just be a top you dumb faggot.
Camden Rodriguez
You don't need to be buttfuck to be gay. Just because dudes don't have cunts doesn't mean you need ass stuff. Just blowjob and handjob and titfuck if your fat. Or my belly makes a vagina like fold you can shove your penis in. Lube up mah rolls and plow the sow
Jonathan Fisher
You. Fucking. Abomination.
Hudson Brooks
Embrace it, just keep doing it. Eventually you'll like it. Like black people and the word, "nigga"