What would you do with a million dollars?

What would you do with a million dollars?

I'd honestly make a money. Maybe also try to get my waifu in it.

Two checks at the same time

Pay Aidan Gillen to make a custom meme video for Sup Forums

Goes without saying doesn't it?

Make a student film that comes so badly I can't even be proud of how I wasted my money and have no fond memories of the production process.

I'd use it to buy more money.

Listen to half of that Wu Tang album.

...

Shitpost on Sup Forums.

I'd also make a money.

nothing

Hot dinner

have a nice dinner to celebrate then invest it all in an index fund and continue doing what I already am. I'm very easily contented, at least with stuff I can get for free on the internet. Rarely ever spend money beyond the necessities. Knowing I have financial security (which to a small extent I already have) really gives you a good mindset for facing the world.

>he hasn't already made his first mil by his mid-20's

What the fuck are you doing with you life?

Two chicks at the same time

median household income is $25. Most households are dual income now too. Really makes you think

Buy a house outright.

Spend it.

i'd probably start a few businesses

terrible idea

umm... sorry dad.

Speak for yourself.My government supports my decision to invest in property. They're throwing out all sorts of incentives like negative gearing and immigrants in their 100s of thousands driving up property prices.

oh you're doing it for the purpose of investing

let me laugh even harder

Index bonds and rental properties

I know the first thing I would do is pay off my college loans, so that my life wouldn't be crippled by the fact I made the right decision and got an education. However that would only leave me with $128,000 so I'd stash that and try to get a job as an editor, because Blip.tv doesn't get me enough money... Yet!

>open a few franchises
>spend the rest on low-investment rent-able property
>pay 3rd party to deal with my assets
>buy the cheapest house in a decent rural area
>buy some chickens and swine, build green house
>spend time collecting checks and working small farm
>eventually get to kill 3rd party for embessling my money
it's all about being comfy

i'd also want a fiber optic internet connection, but that's dreaming regardless of how much money i have

nice argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

i dont care about convincing you because you won't get the money anyways, and if you did at least someone smarter than you will get to take it from you

I didn't know the government was so kind to convicts.

Let me convince you with mine.

You're waifu a shit. Annie Clark has a poor vocal range, she writes mediocre lyrics and composes mediocre melodies. She is a representation of the sheer lack of everything that permeates modern "music" these days, she dates a fucking horrid "model" who got nito the industry thanks to nepotism.... and she looks like a fucking fag, to boot.

Kill yourself, you mediocre-worshipping fool.

>Annie Clark
>mai waifu

He used to worship Sasha Grey before he got sent to prison and was raped by Big Black Cocks every day. It's no wonder he spams them on here.

He used to worship Sasha Grey before he was sent to prison and was raped by Big Black Cocks every day. It is not surprising that he spams BBC and cuck porn on Sup Forums.

He used to suck Big Black Cocks in prison, that is why he is so fond of Sasha Grey. It is no wonder he spends his days no on government assistance spamming cuck threads.

He used to worship Sasha Grey before he was incarcerated and was raped by Big Black Cocks every day. It comes as no surprise that he spams Sup Forums with them.

I'd pay Anzujaamu $500,000 to fuck me.

>she dates a fucking horrid "model" who got nito the industry thanks to nepotism
Leave Cara out of this you fuckboy.

holy fuck is this true? I almost feel bad now for filtering him

Yes it is true.

It is very true

I'd try to turn them into 10 million dollars. In the new 3ds streepass game where they teach kids to be stock market brokers that's also the literally the first goal they give you after receiving 1 million starting money.
I think Japan is trying something...

Man I feel old. I remember when neopets was trying to teach kids to play the stock market.

You guys remember neopets, r-right?

>implying anyone here remembers neopets
>implying the average Sup Forums poster isn't a 14 year old faggot whose first console was a 3DS

"Mom where's my Gameboy?"
"Oh that old thing? I threw it out"
"YOU WHAT?"

Shit son I thought you were supposed to abandon your trips.

i'd go ask /biz/ what to do with it

>Annie Clark has a poor vocal range, she writes mediocre lyrics and composes mediocre melodies
Don't you dare insult Annie like that. She is a cute singer with a great vocal range!

What did he get v& over?

A used prius, maybe. And an xbox one with 3 games. Maybe 4.

They'd try to sell you memecoins

This is what the jews do.

Adding an "r" to my "you."

It was a stupid question even then based on the story. They should have calmed down and stole that shit. The only person that had something to lose was Peter. The programmers had no liability.

This guy got his priorities straight

two million jack in the box tacos

Buy some nice things like a new TV and a proper sound system, maybe a few PC upgrades and bury the rest somewhere for hard times.

buy an indoor pool
turn the rest of the money into pennies to fill the pool with
pretend to be Scrooge

>Not getting into the hotel business
You can even get a cheap apartment by living in one of your own rooms

I would buy nine 100K apartments in the city and rent them out.
Remaining 100K would go for making a movie about me spending a lot of time doing nothing.

Something about a car accident iirc.
Look it up in the archives it that's still a thing.

Shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane

Overdose, most likely.