/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition Nr.7

[Nolan Cook]

/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition Nr.7

> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants

> The following countries will perform:

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM

[Blake Green]

‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE

[Lucas Torres]

> Disqualified Songs:

Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc

Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g

> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> strawpoll.me/10210174/
> strawpoll.me/10212203/

[Christian Wood]

Aussie

[Adrian Bailey]

And the second German entry comes along.

[Nicholas Cruz]

Armenia is Kardashian tier degeneracy

[Leo Adams]

Even as a gay guy she makes me hnnnggg...

[Lincoln Brown]

who /wooo/ here

[Thomas Price]

Based purely on overall enjoyment

Belgium - 0/5
Czech - 2/5
Netherlands - 1/5
Azerbaijan - 0/5
Hungary - 1/5
Italy - 0/5
Jews - 0/5
Bulgaria 0/5 wow it's like copypasta embodied
Sweden - 0/5 meh, and this is my favourite country in terms of music on par with Finland
Germany - 3/5 somewhat catchy better not to look at singer
France - 0/5
Poland - 0/5 omg some russian shitty song from 90's sounds exactly like this ZELENOGLAZOE TAXI
Australia - 0/5 why are they even allowed
Cyprus - 0/5
Serbia - 0/5
Lithuania - 0/5
Croatia - 2/5 potentially decent song but she's ugly and has weak voice
Russia - 0/5 what a joke, send some real band like Omela and host this shitfest forever afterwards
Spain - 0/5
Latvia - 0/5 sick electro lad
Ukraine - 0/5 pretty good visuals btw
Malta - 0/5 not sure if trap
Georgia - 2/5 nice intro
Austria - 1/5 kawaii grill
United Kingdom - 0/5
Armenia - 0/5 nice costume djana

[Evan Brooks]

OI LADS, WHERE DO WE VOTE FOR RUSSIA?

[Nathaniel Edwards]

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[Nicholas Powell]

So we all agree Austria should win

[Isaiah Price]

Bring back the cute boys!

[Ayden Collins]

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[Aaron Flores]

dem hips tho

[Sebastian Thomas]

Really? She looks old.

[Landon Smith]

Yeah I'm just gonna repost in this thread

[Jeremiah Thomas]

Post artist you wish your country would send.

[Sebastian Russell]

Vote for Rossya for maximum butthurt

[Liam Sullivan]

FUCK UKRAINE

[Samuel Bailey]

How many were trannies this year?

Has Wogan been on yet?

[James Johnson]

who /australia/ here?

[Adam Roberts]

...

[William Carter]

are there only gays at the esc? wtf?

[Dominic Fisher]

Even if its haram i hnnnng'd

[Josiah Lewis]

>HOLOGRAMS

[David Baker]

SPAIN
P
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I
N

[Henry Powell]

>armenia
muh dick

[Carson Flores]

Fuck the roaches how could they kill that?

[Luke Cruz]

Adele for fucks sake

[Charles Jenkins]

youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

7 years.

Remember when Eurovision used to be fun to watch?

I sure do.

No fun allowed.

[Jeremiah Davis]

WHAT IS THIS

[Ayden Fisher]

>australia

[Jacob Hernandez]

BANE
Who we are does not matter. What
matters is our plan.

CIA MAN

(FASCINATED)
If I pull this off, will you die?

BANE
It would be extremely painful.
CIA MAN
You're a big guy -

BANE
For you.

[Jack Lewis]

Oh god it's time

[Adrian Morgan]

VOTE FOR
COREA
BEST COUNTRY
OF
EUROPE

SYDNEY 2017

EAST ARYAN WINS, STORMWEENIES BTFO

[Adrian Hernandez]

>Sir Ian McFaggot

[Brayden Gonzalez]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[Jeremiah Gutierrez]

Russia's going to win with their meme-tier scene manipulation, like Sweden did last year.

[Joshua Watson]

KEK

[Henry Morgan]

I got some bad news for you... take a seat buddy.

[Thomas Fisher]

No, vote for some shithole like Azerbaijan to crash their economy.

[Colton Reyes]

All these songs were so bad. sigh. Who should I vote for.

[Josiah Ward]

Russia gets my vote automatically to make normies angry but Italy is my second choice.

[Wyatt Young]

Top kek.
Claudius and Gandalf.

[Cameron Martin]

>Gandalf doing gayshit

[Michael Gomez]

GANDALF WTF

[David Hall]

SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER

[Elijah Morris]

Time for a piss break

[Landon Sanchez]

wew lad

[Jacob Gomez]

HAHA TIME FOR CRINGE

[Nathan Clark]

look its retarded x-men. AHAHAHA thats funny

[Samuel Cook]

Too boring, need something interesting like Lordi

[Thomas Gutierrez]

BASED GANDALF

[Mason Moore]

>7 years

Fuck I mean 9 years Jesus.

[Brandon Gutierrez]

What? Spain's song was good.

[Parker Scott]

IS twitters are going crazy right now with the phrase كسر الحصار

[Brayden Hernandez]

Ewwww Gandalf what are you doing

[Jaxon Garcia]

>low-energy gandalf
>still better than Armenian effort

[Julian Peterson]

...

[Christopher Kelly]

>oh whale

[Jaxon Edwards]

...

[Kayden Hernandez]

Wait, so what country was yer wan there with no legs on?

[Caleb Turner]

Russia and Armenia for me

[Leo Wood]

the tranny moderator has no fashion sense whatsoever

[Caleb Adams]

HOLY FUCK GANDALF

[James Davis]

Meme lord has spoken

[Brody Ward]

yearly reminder ian mckellen will die soon

[Jace Watson]

I like them older....oedipus complex....fuck.

[Ethan Brown]

My Top 3:

1. That French German girl from the Ostmark
2. That German Ostmark Gook
3. That Japanese German anime girl

[Brandon Nguyen]

>månsters

what did he mean by this?

[Joseph Reed]

Holy shit it's fucking Gandalf.

[Anthony Evans]

>Armenians
>Azeris
>Georgians
>Cypriots
>Israelis
>Maltese

Reminder that these people are genetically non-european

[Dominic Morris]

I WILL ASK THE 8 BALL

WILL I SLOW DOWN BROTHER?

[Carson Roberts]

NOT ENOUGH MUSIC DIVERSITY

EU IS HYPOCRITE

[Ian Martinez]

Should I slow down?

[Joseph Jackson]

>Sir Ian McKellen and Darek Jacobi

[Nathaniel Roberts]

What happens now?

[Asher Harris]

can't wait for this gay faggot to die

[Colton Smith]

>
not even funny u cunt

[Jace Parker]

Serbia wins.
Everything else is shit.

[Jackson Phillips]

CRINGE DIALOGE

[Sebastian Wright]

All songs are gay as fuck.

[Logan Flores]

WHO ARE WE VOTING FOR?

[Carson Morgan]

Can i slow down?

[William Bailey]

Post your favourite past eurovision song
youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us&index=40&list=PLqSsCizJySkkrZxSb4_CeD5cvzocr90yK

[Aaron Rogers]

One less homosexual.

[Josiah Rogers]

based UK

[Michael Wilson]

We wait for Justin Timberlake

[Bentley Foster]

Vote russia niggers dont let this slip

[Matthew Williams]

Now: the important part.

[Adam Kelly]

ronnie flex en lil kleine

[Jaxon Rodriguez]

...

[Anthony Johnson]

>2016
>televoting

the fuck

[Sebastian Powell]

it wasn't particularly SJW themed tbqh.

[Kevin Phillips]

We vote for best grill

[Jonathan Perry]

Russia.

[Isaiah Thompson]

>sweden
>white
>european

[Adrian Young]

We win.

[Carson Wright]

qt austrian girl