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but he's a student about to leave

*Blocks your path*

hi is this the student general

reminder that if you got anything less than a first at university you wasted 3 years of your life and a shit ton of money

Hisu

reminder that if you attended university you wasted 3 years of your life and a shit ton of money

*checks my 2:1 offer to study a masters in a VERY interesting area*

I still catch feels every time I hear a cute on voicechat in a game

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got my degree paid for by the taxpayer ;)

I read dozens of books in High School. Didn't finish a single one that was assigned.

I don't think this "life" business is made for me. Haha.

love this absolute runtoid who keeps trying to convince me his 2.1 is worth anything

wouldn't wipe my arse with it

>tfw got a third then dropped out of my masters

>back day today
>literaly the sculpture of an antique berber god

Do you feel like you talk from the back of your throat?

shame about the baldy head though lol

might break my vegetarianism today to get a big mac

Is there a more pathetic site than seeing a grown man eat lunch by himself?

fuck youre so hot
i wanna suck your cock

yeh, someone who worries about things like that

only time ive ever or will ever set foot in a university was during a school excursion to ANU in y6
the world has no need for arrogant pricks like you uni lot

yeah, someone who can't spell the simplest of words

@74008844
>5'5

been a veggie for 6 years almost

Wonder what love feels like

How do I fit in?

A faggot who has access to a computer but can't spell 'sight'

Thought Buddha wasn't a berber god.

So do you go hide somewhere to eat your lunch or go hungry?

heh, try about a month, kiddo

>mfw only just on a 2:1
Fuck

Part of me would love a pet chimp. Another part of me would be terrified it might kick off.

*can't hear you over the sound of my harp player*
*thinks to myself* hmm this foot masseuse is really chatty

unironically a radical feminist

yes

failed 7 subjects at uni

probably cost me 10 grand or sumthin wouldnt know lmao

Adding more a few more kgs of muscle and then I'll just shave the head. You can't sport the shaved head convincingly without being at least 80kg.

When will the madness and narcissism of early editions die?

Are you all voting Conservative then?

>Went camping in Lyme Regis last month
>My friend and I hook up with a group of girls
>One is a sharp snouted, above average sensible to scent bloodhound twat who is sniffing every guy before she approaches them
>Nope.jpg
>Offer the brunette qt to fetch a drink with me
>She agrees
>Bump into the bloodhound on my way over the bar as the qt leads the way
>She tells me the qt has severe mental issues and I should treat her with care and make sure to repeat everything if I notice she doesn't understand my point
>Fast forward a couple of hours
>I'm at their dorm, fucking her
>She gets up to have a cigarette
>Scan her room
>Notice a webcam set up on her desk
>Ask her about it when she's back
>She tells she's livestreaming this to her cuck boyfriend who lives in Manchester

Felt literally weird literally cucking someone after all the memes

Thanks lad

We NEED the jannyman to come back and start cracking bollocks again, it's the only way to keep the runts in line

>without being at least 80kg.

how much of a manlet are you?

I'm a skinny runt 86kg but I'm 6'5

you must be what, 5'8?

fuck off

BNP mate

>>Went camping in Lyme Regis last month
>>My friend and I hook up with a group of girls
>>One is a sharp snouted, above average sensible to scent bloodhound twat who is sniffing every guy before she approaches them
>>Nope.jpg
>>Offer the brunette qt to fetch a drink with me
>>She agrees
>>Bump into the bloodhound on my way over the bar as the qt leads the way
>>She tells me the qt has severe mental issues and I should treat her with care and make sure to repeat everything if I notice she doesn't understand my point
>>Fast forward a couple of hours
>>I'm at their dorm, fucking her
>>She gets up to have a cigarette
>>Scan her room
>>Notice a webcam set up on her desk
>>Ask her about it when she's back
>>She tells she's livestreaming this to her cuck boyfriend who lives in Manchester
>
>Felt literally weird literally cucking someone after all the memes

Is uni really that great of a life experience lads? I was never bothered to in but now and again I get sad about all the parties and sex im missing out on

NEED a Newtown gf

Why are British girls so attractive?

>when you try to uncuck yourself from the EU but the German bull reigns supreme

doubt you'd get any desu

its fine, they're usually only 10-20 posts off

>80kg

so you're a manlet

I just showed up went to classes and fucked off back home

nobody moves away for uni here though so might be different

Learn an instrument and join a cool band instead.

>you must be what, 5'8?
Yes.
It's an average height globally and above average in thailand. Who wants to pook like a nordic coat hanger lol

pakis generally are.

best 3 years of my life hands down Tbh

What day is today?

Why are US girls so attractive?

rattled

goblin

Well done lad, lets hope its a black guy your cucking.

>Is uni really that great of a life experience lads?
yes, but not necessarily for you

normies have sex and parties outside of uni too, if you think you're missing out now you probably would be at uni as well

>It's an average height globally and above average in thailand. Who wants to pook like a nordic coat hanger lol

5'8?

lol

>tfw have a cuckold fetish towards /brit/
gets me so horny when you withhold (You)s, an @post gives me guaranteed semi and well don't even get me started on fedoras

>5'8
fucking lol. no wonder he's such a bitter and insecure tosser. had to go to Thailand to feel like a big man. hilarious

>Yes.

Lads

>says the south east asian person
Girls stop me in the streets to take pic of me in sing*pore

>>you must be what, 5'8?
>Yes.

what does Algerian do for work?

>5'8
hahahahahahahaha jfc

I can play guitar, just dont know anybody that likes my music, or plays any other instrument for that matter

>5'8

I failed

*does a count*

Hey I also failed a total 7 at uni, two of those were the same subject! right on! haha

Extra year!

It's Saturday

>5'8
d'awwwww *pats him on the head*

this level on mgsv is retarded the skulls kill me immediately everytime

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I'm 5'8" and I accepted my inferiority and became a sissy

You should too

me having a word with the 'gerian

who /radical centrist/ here?

most muscleheads are manlets

Me walking into work after morning sex

people like you are so fucking stupid. just poke holes in literally everything before using that pea-size brain of yours. fuck off.

It's Holocaust rememberence day

did you end up getting a job?

>tfw 5'8 and built like an Algerian shithouse

hideously ugly

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMAF_Butterworth

ah yes, the australian empire

Yes, but it was only 50 grand starting

I could have gotten 55, maybe 60 at a larger company if I kept at it but I just wanted a job.

>Algerians
>shitting in houses

>Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=a-fK7GVrHW0

how can you remember something that never happened?

how can one remember something that never happened

you apply on seek or what?