How would I remove all traces of my existence online?

How would I remove all traces of my existence online?

Worldwide massive emp.

Start working for Trump

join the secret service

you never should have left traces in the first place

/thred

even if you've never touched a computer there are files of you, even if there are no files of you, there are images of you

can't
stop
watching

What's your name and IP address? I'll do it for you

Am I the only 30 year old who never had a Facebook page or social media account that wasn't for my own "sketch" purposes?

There is a website that does that. Can't remember the name though.

Did you get doxxed? Don't worry, you'll stop freaking out in a few weeks.

Why do anons like traps so much?
It's still a misery for me

be amish

Wait 4 years without using internet and the past data will be gone

You can't

This. Just quit the internet

It will never be gone. It will last forever. Not too long from now we'll get a female presidential candidate and old pics from 2010 will surface of her in her freshman dorm room with her boyfriends' dick in her mouth. Just watch.

Kill yoursef

Nothing will last forever. Sure the metal and plastic from a hard drive will last longer than humanity will, but it won't be around forever.

It will last for a lifetime or at least several decades. There's still porn online from the 90's.

closet fags

1 No cell phone. If you must pay cash for a grocery store phone with a removable battery, never put the battery in closer than a couple of miles from your home. work or any associate you spend more than a few hours with. Only buy recharge minutes with cash at grocery store.
2. Get new Gmail addy with every new phone and NEVER reuse a Gmail account.
3. Do not use the Internet except at public hot-spots.
4. Do not go to any sites that require a log-on.
5. Get new phone every 3~6 months.

Non-Internet
Pay all your bills with cash.
Get cash at your bank, no not use checks or debit card.
Do not own a car.
Do not allow cab, Lyft or Uber to pick you up or drop you off at your home.

If you ever go to a protest, or public gathering either leave you phone at home with no battery or give to a friend to drive around with miles away.

Total anonymity is a bitch.

Oh and NEVER EVER post on Sup Forums

ever heard of age of candidacy you retarded americuck fucktard?

Pray to Jesus. Might be just as effective as any other tip you'll get here.

There's porn from the 90's that's still very popular. Do you think it's all going to disappear suddenly? Hell no. It's going to be around for decades.

Become a different person.