Welcome back friends
First Round Matches:
Argentina vs. Italy
Germany vs. Belgium
Australia vs. Czech Republic
United States vs. Switzerland
Japan vs. France
Canada vs. Great Britain
Serbia vs. Russia
Croatia vs. Spain
Matches already played:
Thompson (Aus) def. Vesely (Cze) (1-0)
Kyrgios (Aus) def. Satral (Cze) (2-0)
Gasquet (Fra) def. Daniel (Jpn) (1-0)
Simon (Fra) def. Nishioka (Jpn) (2-0)
Ongoing matches:
Kohlschreiber (Ger) vs. Darcis (Bel)
Discuss, shitpost and debate.
I hate this scheduling.
>Kohlscheisser
What's with everybody using singers for your anthem?
>Davis Cup...
Why so glum, Texas? You have a decent chance
...
I TRIED SO HARD
>Gonzalez retired
>Massu retired
JUST
>Rios
>Gonzales
>Massu
wake me up
>Argentina vs. Italy
>Germany vs. Belgium
the only 2 matches where the outcome is unknown....all the others are easy mode to one team or the other
Rocha?
our year tbqh
>2017
>Fed just won a GS
Is this the best timeline?
>Pella shitting the bed against sum 40yo italian
WE WANT CHARLIE!
interesting choices for your singles rubbers
was del pony the only one unavailable?
Also Delbonis...
nope, tennis day is cheta day....
meant for this
How can one man be so GOAT?
>tfw you will never throw chairs to the Argentinians again
>you will never win Olympic golds both in singles and doubles
>you will never have a top one in the world again
why live
Pella is playing awful, Monaco tier...
JUST
Does anyone have a stream with germoney?
Some Nazi streaming portal bought the tv rights this year.
check there, Alemania means Germany in mexican language
...
thanks
>mfw live 1km away from the arena but forgot to buy tickets
is the stadium full anyways?
doesn't looks like it's full
>tfw they were charging $70 for the davis cup today in melbourne
absolute robbery especially when you could watch decent australian open matches for that price a week or two ago
>chokeschreiber
Please save us Zverevs
STARTET DIE PANZER AGAIN
nice try reddit
>shaved legs
KEK SPAIN
how are gonzalo lama and that really tall guy doing?
sorry argies you arent gonna meme your way through the cup again... charly pella delbo mayer actually winning all those matches was once in a lifetime
combined 3-93 atp tour record
meanwhile 10-1 davis cup record
i'm making the numbers up but you get me
Maradonna on suicide watch
Lama is injured I guess, that's why he is not playing and Barrios took his place. The tall guy is Nicolas Jarry, he won his match a few hours ago
Meanwhile, charly is getting rekt by seppi
Can't wait for clay season. It's so easy on the eye.
Indeed it is
Did Karlovic retire from DC after that horrendous final?
same lad
wish we had clay courts here
You don't? I thought Clay was the most common type in urop.
Pretty much every outdoor court in Spain/France/Ger/Italy is clay. Some fancy clubs have gras and hard is for indoors.
Djokovic about to get BTFO by Medvedev lads
Hope not. Davis Cup will tire him out and carries additional risks for injury.
you're saying that as though it's a bad thing
That what i meant with "I hope he doesn't get btfo"
>already broken
kek
bot is fucking dead
>Quitovic
supporting Djokovic isn't allowed on /tennis/ lad
>tfw fed will finally do the CYGS
But I want him to advance if it means less stamina for the tour. 2015 still burns.
ah makes sense. my bad
hope it's a five setter that he ends up losing, in that case
>Medveshit
while Serbia wins the other ties, of course
kek what's wrong with the bot
Seppi is also choking hard.
You now remember Tipsarevic.
just came back from Skugor - Carreno Busta, awesome much.
Drama, everything.
Also, plenty of hot chicks, i wish i had shovered beforehand
>this Djokovic match
WTA tier
always shower when you're going to be around other people
*people that you might meet again
ehh, anyone you're going to be around for an extended period of time, even though it may only be once. you don't want to subject strangers to your BO
>Nolé struggling to hold 1 (one) service game
thanks you based pepe
charly is choking again
BASED WARLOCQ
>Djokobitch
Bot looking like he couldn't care less about tennis
So Rafa, do you know what you're going to get me for Christmas yet?
>Russians in charge of keeping score
Is this what tennis is reduced to outside of slams?
>budget venues with literally hundreds of people watching
>plebs making a continuous fucking racket of noise
>djokovic playing like utter GARBAGE
>officials can't even keep track of the score properly
>russia
That Italy - Argentina is pretty fun to watch.
people don't care about DC that much. masters are better though
I've seen a few masters and they're fun, but this is just fucking depressing.
Djokovic completely bottling it against a literal who
Unbelievable
This is finally our year?
Right?
you've chosen a pretty bad match to start DC with. sometimes DC matches are fun too. last year's DC had some great matches in the later stages
this one is especially shit though, I agree
Serbia has some top tier slags 2bh lads
he has been playing a bunch of challengers and winning them, he will be back by grass season i bet you. 2016 was a weird year for him, its almost like he wasn't going to make it back, but he started improving drastically
Could GB beat CAN 5-0, or will Inglot choke up the doubles again?
yes. completely your year. it was your year last year too, but phm/nm fucked it up. dont worry lads, we had it worse. literally the only year we had a chance somehow the bryans lost their first dc match ever.
this time france will win
Poposicles will crush the EBKE
So who is gonna meme its way up to the final this year, lads?
is this your first time watching a davis cup match? be honest.
Probably us if the Zverevs keep playings.
Can't wait for Alex vs.Nick
Italy if Fogmeme keeps some meme magic in the bag.
I've watched some of the final round matches of Switzerland v. France back when Switzerland won a few years back, but apart from that, yes.
sounds good on paper but I suspect Kyrgios is gonna mentally check out in set 2
Are you really from UAE or is that a proxy?
UAE-kun is always in tennis threads
literally posting from Burj Khalifa lad
Evans can't stop double faulting, and this guy still wont break him.
>foot fault
rigged
Will Federer win Dubai this year lads?
Did Nole even lose more weight? He's getting close to true Auschwitz mode.
is he coming to Dubai this year for sure?
