All alone, in a school, again, drunk

All alone, in a school, again, drunk.
This time a different school. I got 30 mins to spare before I leave. Wut do? And no gay shit or shit that'll get me arrested.

shoot it up nerd

Go to library and fuck with all the shit

Put cheese inside vent system in hard to reach places

It's still summer you fuckwit. And guns are expensive.
Will do, but define "fuck with all the shit"?
I don't have cheese?

put a bunch of library books in different places! stupid librarians

Go into the computer lab and take all the mouses that are plugged into the computers and flip them upside down. Post pic as proof.

piss in something that will hold smell, shit on the vents

Done.
There's cameras though. And I'd be the one cleaning it!

Taking this, and putting..

You're a legend

And putting here.
20 mins left.
Please. I put my balls on some one's clothing in the locker room last night. Legend my ass.

now conect every mouse to the computer behind it

Time, not night. Fack.

Bro, there is too many tangled wires here to figure out which is which.

>Not pissing in the soap dispenser
Go into the toilet and piss in the soap dispenser!

Any old faggot can put their balls on something, it takes true skill to flip mouses upside down like that, grade A job

unplug everything u pussi

kek OP PLOX

Time to shoot up the school.
I've already peed like 80 times because alcohol. Maybe if I can push out a little more, I dunno.
Yeah, true.

Easy, just take two of the USB out from the left, and switch them with the ones on the right. They're the two skinny squared ones right under the yellow internet cables.

Done.

THE KITCHEN!

cum in windex bottle or dish soap

cuminoven

pull some keys out of the keyboards

stack up the chairs into one giant tower

Wow, original! Too bad I've already fapped too many times today. My dick is dead.
Happy?
Chairs are already stacked because it's still summer. Try again next time, bud.

dubs is dubs

now put them back into spell "burnjews"

short out the computers by jiggling the headphone cord in the usb plug till it turns off

Search up porn on computer

Maybe next time. 30 mins has passed. Live you, fags.

LOVE YOU Sup Forums.

Hope to see you again