Why haven't you fags gotten laid yet? Also rate my gf's ass

Why haven't you fags gotten laid yet? Also rate my gf's ass

i have actually

and your gf has a nice ass, 8.5/10

I want that dick inside my pussy

>dick mohawk
>crotch looks like a volcano
How the hell did you get laid?

hairy/10

Tits of gtfo

"Gf" yeah ok fag

not to mention the tiny pecker

>gf

You mean craigslist special?

Yea any man who has a gf makes sure that her asshole is clean and shaven. fucking disgusting OP. Definitely a call-out.

Honestly, I just don't try

You mean your boipussi?

>boipussi

Cringy fag

Her ass must smell like when you give a German Shepherd a bath. Fucking nasty op. Stick a bottle of Nair up her ass, this isn't 1977 anymore.

i dont know whats more hairy ur dick or her ass

Yea that pretty much

I've had sex with 3 chicks since I was 18 and I'm 22 now. I'll get it once and be good for a pretty good while after.

Low T

Because I'm a worthless pile of shit not worth anyone's time.

Probably. I don't mind though

My dick barely matured since I turned 12.
Low testosterone, lack of masculine features.
Afraid of women and feeling of inadequacy.

I might just end up sucking cocks if things dont change.

Don't be a faggot