I fucked up Sup Forums
>meet my step mom's hot niece
>I think that doesn't count as cousins
>she has a hot friend too
>We hang out on a nonmoving train, talking about life n shit
>we all are enjoying ourselves
flash forward a week
>she lives with her family still, and they are throwing a party
>start watching dating videos and advice on getting grills
>8 hour drive to the middle of nowhere but I still show up around 11:00am
>party starts at 7:00pm
>We hang out, drive her quad around her small town and through a farmer's fields
>go to the beach and we have a blast
>party starts at 7, but dance floor is outside and it's bright out still
>go to her place to hang out until 10:00 so it's dark and fun
>meanwhile we drink like 4 shots each
>dance at party and we are all happy
>sleep over but we have to be quiet
>mostly just talk and end up sleeping at 2am
>wake up at 12pm next day
>"user can you stay a little longer?"
>flashforward to 6pm, we somehow end up at the mall eating McDonalds
>her hot friend has to go
>convince myself that something has to happen
>we hang out on top of giant stone statue sharing a mcdonalds iced coffee
>ask her for a kiss
>"umm no"
>fuck.
>why not?
>"user we are cousins"
>no we aren't
>"um yes we are"
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>awkward silence
>her parents pick us up
>awkward drive back
>apologize before I go
What do Sup Forums? She thinks I'm into incest shit now. I have her snapchat and still text a bit but it's gone from having fun conversations to being stale
Any advice? I think I fucked up this relationship
I fucked up Sup Forums
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Get the fuck out, and inb4 grow up
Dumb animeposter
Touhou isn't anime. Autistic logshill
help idk what to do omg
lole
Lol what a faggot
Touhou poster here. You should confront the issue and deal with it head on. Apologize and admit that what you did was stupid. She'll hopefully forgive you
Dumb animeposter
Hahaha she used you for all that shit
>watch videos on YouTube how to pick up women
Again, touhou is a bullet hell game series.
Dumb animeposter
>ask her for a kiss
Kek
the hot friend was for you but you were too busy analyzing your relationship with your cousin to notice so she left, fuck you nigger
I have advice! Put a comma between "stale" and "any advice?" Because together without the comma it sounds like "stale any advice?" But I think you meant to ask "stale, any advice?"!
She had a boyfriend
thanks but that's not what im looking for
The videos actually helped a lot, just not the last part
>Is she my cousin or not Sup Forums? I thought the inlaw shit didn't count?
I will never understand you Sup Forumsyards always wanting to fuck your cousins. Jesus Christ user. Whatever.
She still talks to you? That means she's into you, dude. Go ratio silent for 3 days, then go see a horror movie or grab lunch together, ostensibly as a way of making shit not awkward between you two but in reality you plant the seed of fucking in her mind. Don't be a fucking beta. Look in her eyes when you talk to her, stand up straight, and be confident.
Then wait two more days, ask her to another outing - make sure it's something that gets the blood pumping - take her home afterwards and fuck her brains out.
Godspeed you dumb faggot
This will never be you. Just remember that
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Feed her one of Andy Sixx's warm logs
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>She had a boyfriend
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>thanks but that's not what im looking for
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>The videos actually helped a lot, just not the last part
>>Is she my cousin or not Sup Forums? I thought the inlaw shit didn't count?
If shes using the cousin card shes just not that into you Sup Forumsro. Happened when i was younger. There will be plenty more girls. Keep your head up
You got family zoned
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Tell her you have tickets to unlogged. Shell be begging for your dick then
Why assume that just because you're having fun, that you have to hook up?
This
>Asked for a kiss.
Stahp
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A hot girl is getting hit on all the time, she probably was finally glad that she could hang out with someone who wouldn't view her romantically and you blew it. Not being blood related makes it less weird but you're still more family than not
this meme is just weird dude
what did he mean by this?
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Can someone fucking tell me what this Andy sixx log of shit meme is
Grow up
>"gRoW uP"
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thanks but we live 8 hours away so we won't see each other for a while
Youre not cousins she just wasnt into you or weirded out because she feels youre enough of family to weird her out its fine though user just get over it.
Hahahaha
this, there's tons of other girls that don't have any connection to your family that you'll ruin relationships with. don't get hung up on this one