Can we all just agree that she is the biggest slut of them all? I mean she slept with 66% of the male friends

Can we all just agree that she is the biggest slut of them all? I mean she slept with 66% of the male friends.

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Monica was worse

What the hell is wrong with being a slut? How else are you meant to find a girl to bang if none of the girls will wanna have sex?

Anyone who hates sluts are looking at it the wrong way.

cuck

>How else are you meant to find a girl to bang if none of the girls will wanna have sex?

How are you supposed to find a wife if they just want to get dicked by every Tom, Dick, and Harry?

This cannot be a serious post

A fair study of slutiness among the friends cannot be conducted because Ross and Monica have an unfair advantage. Being related makes them much less likely to fuck.

>How are you supposed to find a wife
stopped reading there.

I am not a slave to the boring wife life style

>wife
???????????????
are you 15?

She didn't sleep with Joey.

>the most attractive one has the most sex

>he fell for the marriage meme

>implying the most attractive one isn't Monica

Pleb taste desu

>not wanting a wife
>wanting your son to grow up in a broken home
>inb4 I don't want kids
>not wanting to pass on your genes like every other organism on the face of the earth
>literally cucking yourself out of the gene pool

Anniston held up better but Cox was the definitely the hottest at the time.

Prove it !! Give us the numbers & stats !!

I bet all three of the guys fucked Ursula over the years just to see what fucking Phoebe would be like without making things weird.

>>wanting your son
stopped reading right there.

We have over 7 billion people on the planet. WHY would you want to have a child that is going to grow up in America's poor taxation future?

Marriage and giving birth is a scam now. We ought to stop breeding and start cutting down our population but most importantly, try and get America out of slavery i.e. try and help everyone get better jobs so they are not starving because so many Americans are starving right now and barely affording rent.

she literally just slept with ross

>literally cucking yourself out of the gene pool

Get a load of this fag

Prime JenAn was hot as fuck.
I dedicated my first fap to her.

Wasn't she a virgin til marriage?

She was literally a porn actress, dude.

Literally kill yourself. Your ancestors would be ashamed of you.

source?

I have autism, I'd be doing the gene pool a favour. Not everyone is meant to marry and have kids, some of us are too broken.

Great body, but nothing on Courtney's face.

An organism's fitness is determined by their offspring's ability to reproduce, therefore you can't possibly know that.

>getting cucked to raise a kid to please dead ancestors
>not spending all money on yourself

Its so sad she had to ruin it

>literally writing oneself out of history

Seriously user, in 1000 years your genes will be all that's left of you.

>source

...the TV show we're talking about.

There's an episode we she's using Phoebe's name in the porn industry so everyone thinks Phoebe is a porn star when it's actually Ursula. Then in the end Phoebe gets the last laugh by cashing all Ursula's porn cheques as they are in her name.

You're gonna die sad and alone and you will have nothing to show for it.

>In "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry", it was revealed that Ursula works in the pornography industry, using her sister's first name so she was credited as Phoebe Buffay.

friends.wikia.com/wiki/Ursula_Buffay

Oh, I totally forgot about Ursula. I was talking about Lisa Kudrow.

I am going to die anyway. No one in 1000 years will know my name. By 1000 years my gene will be diluted so much that it will be near indistinguishable from my relatives descendants.
Your eagerness to pass on your gene is an arbitrary goal. It doesn't go you any good.

>By 1000 years my gene will be diluted so much that it will be near indistinguishable from my relatives descendants.

It's the only contribution an organism can make that they can be almost certain will outlive their memories.

>Your eagerness to pass on your gene is an arbitrary goal.

No, it's the goal of all life.

How would the guys fucking Lisa Kudrow not make it weird?

Are you high bro?

What went so, so right?

>No, it's the goal of all life.

Not that guy, but what's in it for you?

What do you get out of all the concessions and compromises you inevitably have to make to procreate properly? One woman. A stable home. A job you might even like, but can never walk away from. You can never roll the dice on a new idea without risking the well-being of the other people you are now responsible for.

Do you tell yourself it's rewarding? That it's worth pissing the one life you have up the wall on this? For what? Descendants who won't remember you. Who you will not know. Who may even be so miserable they wish they didn't have the existence you essentially forced on them?

I don't know about you but if I have regrets on my deathbed, they'll be the things I didn't do, not the genetic legacy I won't be around to see.

m....mommy

Genes, diet and exercise, and good surgery.

>No, it's the goal of all life.
No it is not. The goal for all animals is to maximize their happiness. Animals fuck because it feels good to fuck not because the want to contribute to gene pool.

>It's the only contribution an organism can make that they can be almost certain will outlive their memories.
It gets broken down and mixed again and again. Your DNA not yours to begin with, Its your parents. A particular combination of your parents DNA makes you you but that combination wont last.

no pregnancy

aged like fucking wine

Imagine if any of your ancestors didn't fuck and have kids. Quit being a pussy.

>they'll be the things I didn't do
>like not having kids

>What do you get out of all the concessions and compromises you inevitably have to make to procreate properly?

You get the social rewards that come with having a stable family and good kids (you're viewed as reliable, trustworthy, etc), a support net in case of disablement or just old age, the consistent dopamine hit that comes with kids, and the feeling of being a productive citizen. If you raise educated, moral, children you're making your future democracy a better place.

All of that ignores that you're literally programmed to want offspring and if you don't feel that urge you're defective.

>The goal for all animals is to maximize their happiness

That's so stupid. Male angler fish die before they ever procreate, they experience no pleasure from the act of procreation.

Even ignoring that, animals will nurse young after their born, and go out of their way to defend their young even when it's a detriment to them. They're clearly invested in their offspring living to procreate.

>but that combination wont last.

But a remnant of the combination will be passed down, and it's the only thing you can pass down.

>they'll be the things I didn't do
>like not having kids

I knew you'd scoop up that lowest hanging fruit, thinking you're clever rather than painfully predictable, without any consideration for context.

>You get the social rewards
>(you're viewed as reliable, trustworthy, etc)

By whom, and why should I value their opinion?

>a support net in case of disablement or just old age

Why would you want to continue living through either of these things?

>and the feeling of being a productive citizen.

So like I already said, you tell yourself it's rewarding.

>If you raise educated, moral, children you're making your future democracy a better place.

How does that benefit you?

>All of that ignores that you're literally programmed to want offspring and if you don't feel that urge you're defective.

I'm programmed to eat because it increases my chances of survival. I'm programmed to fuck because it increases my chances of replication. I'm not programmed to like having kids after I fuck anymore than I'm programmed to like taking a shit after I eat.

nobody gives a shit
post more jen

not blonde anymore

[picture of sad frog face]

>By whom, and why should I value their opinion?

By your community, and presumably because you're not autistic.

>Why would you want to continue living through either of these things?

Yeah, I guess you're right when I had to have shoulder surgery I should have just blown my brains out, there's no hope after that.

>How does that benefit you?

Are you planning to be dead before you're 40?

>I'm not programmed to like having kids after I fuck

Yeah you are. Parental instinct exists to ensure children live long enough to procreate, thus ensuring genes get passed on.

>complaining about not posting while not posting

>it's a get married in current year goy its safe and fun and financially responsible episode.

Any 18-24 yo looks better

Fuck oath I love sluts love fuckin them

This is why the west is below replacement level

she isn't that hot. people hold her up as some ethereal beauty because she's old and doesn't look like total shit

courtney cox post friends but pre surgery was the best. when she was on the show dirt

I'm of the opinion that Cox looked better than her on Friends, but saying she's not that hot is "eating graham crackers" levels of retarded.

>yes goy unlimited growth is a real thing and all populations should have an infinite growth expectation

get a load of this goy

she isnt that hot

go to any beach side community in any affluent area of any upper class country and you will see hotter girls every where you look

tldr leave your basement and get perspective

what do you think you're going to be doing when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 when you have no family?

your friends will all have families and do family things with each other.

You won't be able to get girls off tinder when you're that age, or if you do it will more likely feel depressing.

People who say they don't want kids or will never want kids show a remarkable lack of awareness and inability to think about the future.

Much like how a nigger is unable to think about the future consequences of his actions.

Post hotter 47yos or older.

the reason fucking feels good is because those humans who have genes that cause them to enjoy fucking have more offspring than otherwise.

in this and other ways the behaviour of most of humanity has been predisposed to want to procreate. there are a few genetic fuck ups who geneuinely feel no desire to have kids just like there are a few people born infertile, but they are not the norm.

>the jews want white people to have more children
seems uncharacteristic tbqh familia

>wanting to be like every other organism on earth

>implying marriage is the only way to have children

Are you a muslim or a ((( fundie christian )))?

Jamaicans, for example, will try to breed any woman they sleep with. They will have a 'wife', but will have children with other women.

I, for example, want to be a single father. I just haven't found the right girl/woman to breed.

thats the point retard shes hot 'for an old lady' but shes not hot

a leaf is a lot of food for a starving african but its not a lot of food

>I'm not programmed to like having kids after I fuck anymore than I'm programmed to like taking a shit after I eat.

false.

humans release lots of hormones whose purpose is to promote bonding after they see newborn children they believe to be theirs.

You are literally programmed to love your kids.

furthermore nearly all of humanity has similar behavioural programming to make them want to have kids and feel unfulfilled if they do not.
This feeling isn't present in young people but will become stronger as you get older.

you're probably 18 and lacking in self awareness

as shown by the fact that you think life becomes not worth living once you're 60+

Then post hotter women than Friends-era Anniston (besides Cox).

Children from single-parent households often have worse grades and lower wages and levels of employment.You're literally handy-capping your kids.

>Then post hotter women than Friends-era Anniston (besides Cox).
But we're talking about her TODAY. Thats the whole point. She isnt hot.

She was hot, 20 years ago. If you get a time machine I suggest you use it to go back in time and fuck her when she was fertile and soft and warm.

Okay, sure, if you compare Jennifer Anniston today to 22yo knockouts she doesn't stack up that well. Well no shit user.

Jackie from That 70s Show is the biggest. She slept with 3/4's of the circle. 75% goddamn

>"I'm of the opinion that Cox looked better than her on Friends, but saying she's not that hot is "eating graham crackers" levels of retarded."

yeah no shit faggot now you agree

BUT SAYING SHE NOT THAT HOT IS RETARDED?

BUT NOW ITS NO SHIT?

KYS???

Are you guys memeing? She looks like a granny.

this.

monica is very hard to tolerate.

ross is even worse though. I never saw any chemistry between ross / rachel and their whole sub-plot was hard to watch.

Their chemistry was literally "they're the two best looking people on the show".

That's the shit 90s sitcoms gets you.

I was wrong man, you're "eating animal crackers" retarded.

You're comparing 22yos vs. someone who literally could be their mother. Something would have to go very wrong in the world if a 47yo looked better than a bombshell of a 22yo. That doesn't mean she's still not hot though.

Also, your shit is damn near indecipherable.

She was *literally* perfect and she threw it all away. Now everyone remembers Aniston as the hot one.

There's no justice on this earth.

>That doesn't mean she's still not hot though.
it does

you find infertile barren old women hot

that makes you a faggot

you cant comprehend much so i dont feel bothered that you cant comprehend me

>Ross
>best looking

>liking women
>that makes you a faggot

Whew user, almost though I was talking to a sentient life-form.

Unlimited grouth
2 children is 0 grouth you dummy
We now have 1'3, below repalcement level while nigers have 6

LeBlanc is goofy handsome. Schwimmer is classically handsome.

Mate, she's 47. She looks goddamn solid at her age.

wew lad their societies will be so great with a surplus of cheap labour

why are you trying to be like africa/india/asia again?

glad your genes are dying out you cuckold

Lol, good luck having an economy with a shrinking population.

>wanting to bring a life into this shithole of a planet
>not being a hedonist instead

Reproduction is the biggest meme

That bitch from Seinfeld held up way better desu

>lmfao eternal growth goy just keep stacking people on on the other
>dont worry about how you're going to provide services for all these people; doesn't africa india and asia look great?

what a poor economic goy you are

Schwimmer looks goofy as fuck. He's the least handsome male in the show.

Not really.

>doesn't africa india and asia look great
Right, because those were all global hegemons until their overpopulation dragged them down.

Oh wait...not!

damn she look fine in that foto

Nigga what? Like it's clear to trumps Matthew Perry, the only debate is between him an LeBlanc.

Yeah so every other country quality of life increases with population per sqm

oops no its the opposite it ruins nations

kys cuck

You goddamn right user. Let us have a moment of silence for that face.

Actually Real GDP correlates with population. Don't die ignorant.

>falling for the GDP is a metric of value meme

what the fuck is wrong with you

does the GDP increasing increase your quality of life?

Millions of grandparents have garbage children and grandchildren who put them in nursing homes and visit once a year. Many humans die alone. Children do not change this.