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Who would win: The entire population of the Emerald Isles vs. A few bad potatoes edition

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UNCLE
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10 hours
1000-2000 words

Blast Those Large Orchids (testicles)

why don't you have a gf?

His policies would put half the country for the dole which means INFINITE holidays for those people.
Vote Labour

youtube.com/watch?v=WUjo31wag7U

makes you think

100 hours
100-200 words
im fucked

Doing a read about the reciprocal social security agreements Australia has with other countries and the New Zealand agreement is the only one also available in Chinese
The German one is also available in Turkish
hmm

Ever just sit and do absolutely nothing all day.

might do that today

you could easily write 100-200 words in 100 hours lad, could probably write 300 if you worked hard

whenever possible

thoughts?

anyone care for a bumming?

dont need to lie on an anonymous board runt

I've done some reading and I've unironically arrived at the conclusion that radical centrism is the path for me

You realise this is also due to emigration, correct? In fact a lot of them are most likely your ancestors.

Keep getting an error when I try to post the /brit/ in blood image

Hmmm

Once wrote 200 words in an week year once
Was hopped up on pills tho

Jewish tricks

vote conservative

Fuck off

evitavresnoc etov

[walks away from you]

>tfw apparently the only Fenian on /brit/
>tfw apparently the only sane NI poster on /brit/
I am the last repositor of the Gaelic tradition. The last unconquered Gael.

get a deep and unsettling feeling in my stomach when I look at Macron's wife

duplicate file probelly

sorry but im not into counter culture

if you dont go to a dawn service then you're a fucking limp wristed runt

Bit more carby than usual as I'm playing tennis later. Also the cunting fish spat oil at my head and burnt my lip.

Anyway r8 lunch lads

nice

anime

i almost want to just in the hopes that i'll be killed but instead shall be asleep in my warm bed

Take a look at the thread
>probelly
utter fucking mong

lads, i have a VERY good feeling about this business idea up my sleeve

hope it works out for me x

Me aswell lad

yeah cheers for the wallpaper mate

>raw mushroom salad

UKIP is acceptable but worse

business idea: stop telling us you're from NI and just shut the fuck up

*rips your sleeve so it falls out and into a puddle*

Girlfriend admitted she has an MMF threesome fantasy is she thinking of cucking me or should I just shrug it off

>Tfw apparently the only moderate unionist from NI on /brit/

worst salad i've seen

potato looks quite dire as well desu

Shan't

lazy cunt get up and show some respect

Orange cunt

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

*vroooooooooommmmmmmmmm*

yeh the whole salad is a bit shit. my mong housemate made it and asked me to use up the rest so i, very reluctantly, am

test post

an ira gunman or your uncle?

Feel like throwing myself down some stairs.

>shaving your body hair
Maximum runt

Reminder that /brit/ is now a pro unification general after last night's shitshow

I'm available, lets meet up for a quick chat only serious replies

>northern direland is actually a part of our country
it's our way of giving something back. they're like a charity.

*doesn't invest*

No such thing as a moderate Unionist. Frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Hate fence-sitting, queer-loving, infanticide-enabling pseudo-"nationalists".

just had the foreskin trimmed lads, what do you reckon?

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Make a words that follow haxball or pictionary room someone

good feedback re: potato. it tastes nice but that is not enough

need to fit this method for the experiment in 160 words haha state of me hahah

i get lots of hair just at the back of my neck where it's visible

give me one good reason why i shouldn't shave that

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It must hurt you to know that no matter how many times you scream and cry out to be cucked by the taigs you will always post with a union jack.

Everyone does you mong, the barber trims that for you

Fuck off Padraig

Well yeah because I'm an Englishman and the majority of us hate NI and would rather fuck it off

i have a VERY hairy back, chest and thighs
dont think its very attractive

no i mean lower, it grows on my "hump" at the base of my neck; the upper upper back, if you will.

Not for long "cobber"

The long game is coming to fruition, the brits have put themselves into a corner

Body hair makes you smell manly, women like it desu

shave my ballbag sometimes 2bh. the scrot gets a bit hairy and when you want a girl to be sticking her face down there its probs best not to be 2 hairy

doubt this strongly

Me on the left

even if that were true it would only be applicable if every girl got close enough to smell you

back hair is not attractive
being too hairy generally is not attractive but that being said a bit of chest hair is fine, and obviously legs and arms are fine

See? All it took was a nudge for you to show your true colours. You're welcome lad.

Anyone who doesn't support an independent Ulster in the short term, followed by a Catholic Ulster annexation of the Republic and the formation of a new, proto-fascist government in Athlete doesn't deserve life.

Absolutely delusional desu. Everytime a poll on reunification is posted you lads start screeching in rage

THICC juicy girlfriend

You queers aren't helping matters with your race to become Sweden.

SHRIEKING

>there are unironic protestants in this thread

I get a profound and disturbing displeasure at how ¯ can be considered a sexy politician, the pale skin, ugly smile, gappy teeth and naff color of hair.
Fillon is much more attractive.

t. not gay

business idea: make a general on Sup Forums or /his/ for you pathetic Irish mongs to argue in

seriously could not care in the lightest

occasional reminder that the romans plucked every body hair they had

> queers

foy

ugly anglo

Sup Forums already has one desu. Genuinely do not care about your opinion though.

get them to fight in real life and the lads of /brit/ take bets on the winner

like the beginning of spaceballs tbqh

business idea: film interesting people and have no talents myself

>the winner
planet earth

lads DO NOT bet

im going to watch Big Little Lies now

bye

>two btec units due this Friday
>barely started the introduction

think I'm fucked lads aha

Your dead uncle

The gfs

maybe you should go there

Honestly do not care that you do not care about his opinion about not caring about the argument if im honest