ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this

ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this.
What do?

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>grab
>cut
>watch

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Slice it off

Suck on that fat head.

Snort a line and go back out into the gayclub to look for traps subs n cds

Get aids

Suck it

Give it a nice slap

These new shampoo dispensers are great

Season it

Touch it with my mallet and threaten them to give me their money

Bend it backwards

Suck the racism out of that evil white cock.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

hang up my showering robe on it

Steal a stock image. Stat!

Hang my robe up on it.

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She would

sit on it with my ass of shit, if he's still into it.....Keep going

I don't get it? Wouldn't you still be facing the same direction?

Widen my stance.

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Elo newfaggot

sure is summer in here

> Being this new.

Welcome the 'chan, newfriend.

This

wow

just wow

what a fucking idiot

Suck it!

yes, so you do get it

Blush and kiss the tip of it...

give it the old suckaroo

Stomp it.

Anons, I'm pretty sure OP wants us to say we'd suck it so he can fap to it
reEEEEE

amazing fail. not sure if troll. not likely.

Underrated post kek, but I would shove a long glass rod down his urethra and crack that shit like a glow stick. Then stomp it multiple times and rob him

lurk moar

Pull down my shorts, and press my hairy pussy up against it. Fuck it hard, until I feel him cum inside of me...then whisper hotly to him.."Enjoy your aides.."

Suck it hard then piss on it and Stick it in ass and fuck it hard. I have aids anyway

turn 720 degrees and pass out

rub it a bit to get it diamons hard

yank it forcefully downwards

this breaks the penis

Grab it, push pencil right through it. That fucker ain't going nowhere. Maybe his own 127 hours movie after he cuts his own dick off to escape!

Stick a glad rod down it and crack that shit like a glow stick, then stomp it and rob him

Turn 1080 degrees and walk out and die

sure is summer in here

Summerfag alert

People ask me why i carry vice grips. this is the reason.

@740111582 fuck off new fag

>@740111582
Top new kek

Snake charm it

Stomp it

If dubs I suck it. If singles a run away.

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Cute mouth

>take shoes off
>give it a footjob
>put shoes back on with with feet soaked in cum

Kek

>reversesmile.gif

Suck and swallow?

I'd stab my knife down the middle of it at the base, and when he pulls back trying to get free, the blade of the knife will bifurcate his dick.

This is the only real option.

Now you have to post feet so I know if I'd want to be the dick, user.

Whack a mole

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Do the same

Mmmm

Not safe for a blowjob, you might catch something, but a handjob is always nice.

Oh shit vampire dick

Smoked meat logs

if you stuck yoru dick in a hole in the wall would you not have different logic for the receiver?

grab a a really sharp knife and chop it off

I'd tie a noose with my laces wrap it around his dick, and proceed to dangle from the noose.

Tie the noose to the toilet and leave

Gtfo newfag

this desu

What if you look on the other side and it's the dick again? The lights flicker and you hear heavy steps outside the door. What do now?

k

Stab something into the euretha

Pop it with a big ass rubber band.

Yeah, I'd be fine with those on my dick.

Why even try to do a background?

honestly, I wouldn't cut it but I'd scare him into thinking i would. I'd grab that shit and get a pair of scissors just to open and close it a bunch.

kek

Wait no if I had super glue, glue it to the hole instead then stab it then kek

Never done anything with a guy/dick before. But if I went into a cubicle and saw one through a glory hole id be tempted to at least give it a hand job and possibly spit on it

tie it up....(pic related)

Hang my jacket

Tell my children that I love them

>pic related

kek

Slowly restore his foreskin with him. Pop a truvada and put it in my ass

shove one of these on it. make sure the ring is larger than the glory hole.

using my big ass knive, cut it down in half and pin it at the wall. Call it the red dick flower.

Ease it into my pussy and see how much cum it can pump into me

Turn 200 gradians and moonwalk away.

Holy shit you are not on facebook faglord mc newfagson

I'm gonna need to see that dick. for research purposes
my bathroom is lame

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