ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this.
What do?
ITT: You walk into the public bathroom and see this
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>grab
>cut
>watch
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Slice it off
Suck on that fat head.
Snort a line and go back out into the gayclub to look for traps subs n cds
Get aids
Suck it
Give it a nice slap
These new shampoo dispensers are great
Season it
Touch it with my mallet and threaten them to give me their money
Bend it backwards
Suck the racism out of that evil white cock.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
hang up my showering robe on it
Steal a stock image. Stat!
Hang my robe up on it.
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She would
sit on it with my ass of shit, if he's still into it.....Keep going
I don't get it? Wouldn't you still be facing the same direction?
Widen my stance.
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Probs ask Sup Forums
Elo newfaggot
sure is summer in here
> Being this new.
Welcome the 'chan, newfriend.
This
wow
just wow
what a fucking idiot
Suck it!
yes, so you do get it
Blush and kiss the tip of it...
give it the old suckaroo
Stomp it.
Anons, I'm pretty sure OP wants us to say we'd suck it so he can fap to it
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amazing fail. not sure if troll. not likely.
Underrated post kek, but I would shove a long glass rod down his urethra and crack that shit like a glow stick. Then stomp it multiple times and rob him
lurk moar
Pull down my shorts, and press my hairy pussy up against it. Fuck it hard, until I feel him cum inside of me...then whisper hotly to him.."Enjoy your aides.."
Suck it hard then piss on it and Stick it in ass and fuck it hard. I have aids anyway
turn 720 degrees and pass out
rub it a bit to get it diamons hard
yank it forcefully downwards
this breaks the penis
Grab it, push pencil right through it. That fucker ain't going nowhere. Maybe his own 127 hours movie after he cuts his own dick off to escape!
Stick a glad rod down it and crack that shit like a glow stick, then stomp it and rob him
Turn 1080 degrees and walk out and die
sure is summer in here
Summerfag alert
People ask me why i carry vice grips. this is the reason.
@740111582 fuck off new fag
>@740111582
Top new kek
Snake charm it
Stomp it
If dubs I suck it. If singles a run away.
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Cute mouth
>take shoes off
>give it a footjob
>put shoes back on with with feet soaked in cum
Kek
>reversesmile.gif
Suck and swallow?
I'd stab my knife down the middle of it at the base, and when he pulls back trying to get free, the blade of the knife will bifurcate his dick.
This is the only real option.
Now you have to post feet so I know if I'd want to be the dick, user.
Whack a mole
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Do the same
Mmmm
Not safe for a blowjob, you might catch something, but a handjob is always nice.
Oh shit vampire dick
Smoked meat logs
if you stuck yoru dick in a hole in the wall would you not have different logic for the receiver?
grab a a really sharp knife and chop it off
I'd tie a noose with my laces wrap it around his dick, and proceed to dangle from the noose.
Tie the noose to the toilet and leave
Gtfo newfag
this desu
What if you look on the other side and it's the dick again? The lights flicker and you hear heavy steps outside the door. What do now?
k
Stab something into the euretha
Pop it with a big ass rubber band.
Yeah, I'd be fine with those on my dick.
Why even try to do a background?
honestly, I wouldn't cut it but I'd scare him into thinking i would. I'd grab that shit and get a pair of scissors just to open and close it a bunch.
kek
Wait no if I had super glue, glue it to the hole instead then stab it then kek
Never done anything with a guy/dick before. But if I went into a cubicle and saw one through a glory hole id be tempted to at least give it a hand job and possibly spit on it
tie it up....(pic related)
Hang my jacket
Tell my children that I love them
>pic related
kek
Slowly restore his foreskin with him. Pop a truvada and put it in my ass
shove one of these on it. make sure the ring is larger than the glory hole.
using my big ass knive, cut it down in half and pin it at the wall. Call it the red dick flower.
Ease it into my pussy and see how much cum it can pump into me
Turn 200 gradians and moonwalk away.
Holy shit you are not on facebook faglord mc newfagson
I'm gonna need to see that dick. for research purposes
my bathroom is lame
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