Asketh thy magic deereth anything

Asketh thy magic deereth anything

Will she ever see me again, oh wise deerfag?

Should I host the HG tonight?

should i kill myself?

Should I relapse

Will i die alone

Will I ever find happiness?

is foot inflation porn a sin in the eyes of the Lord?

Are you, magical deer, really a credible source of information?

Is there any hope for humanity? Oh wise magic deer

Will my virgin boipucci be defiled?

fucking fat pig. don't take my word for it take his.

Has the Magic 8-Ball been lying to me all along?

Is it worth it man?

should i sleep

...

ok goodnight deer friend

will i get the puss

Okay.
Will I be the sole winner of the MegaMillions lottery's jackpot between tonight and the drawing on September 26 of this year?

will i get the job

Will everyone that posts in this topic become a qt bimbo slut?

WILL I MEET MY ONEITIS AGAIN?

WILL SHE BE A VIRGIN WHEN I SEE HER?

WILL SHE WANT TO BE MY WIFE?

When this goes public will they believe

ONE AT A TIME, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE OVERWHELMING THE DEER.

Will I ever be happy

I'm gonna take this to heart.

Will I find a good friend soon?


I'm lonely and need a friend to talk to and do things with

Will my future be decent?

Will I ever be half as happy as I was 2 to 3 years ago?

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ROLLING AGAIN

roll

Will she let me make a sex in de bum bum?

Will I get a deer gf?

Will I hook up with a succubus right now?

Bed?

Fuck well will I be successful

Am I going Repulse Bay soon

If Pinocchio says ”My nose shall grow now", will it?

Will tomorrow be a good day?

But fap first?

Does she stalk me on Twitter?

is my nigga jon dead? been gone for a few days

should I fap?

damn bois, he ded

Tf man

But what ?!?...

Okayyy will i live past 25

yes, BUT

May I be granted complete control of reality?

will i ever get out of this godforsaken shithole?

...

Are Jews evil?

Will I find a hotel thread on Sup Forums?

Can I get a cute dress?

Two of them?

Three?

Alright so I will never be happy and something bad will happen before I'm 25 but I won't die

If you cum for a sperm bank in New Year's Day 1999 at 7 am central standard time and then your cum is shipped to Australia where it is still 1998. Is your kid then a time traveler?

Should I go to bed?

Deer fag will she love me?

Hah

Deer fag will she love me??

Is magic real?

wow... thats depressing... should i just off myself then?

Should I continue along this path

Finger my butt hole?

It doesn't like that you called it a fag. Apologize immediately.

Should I finger my butt hole?

will i go on an adventure this weekend?

Am I a beautiful woman?

should i marry her?

Thank you magic deer.

Do Chinese believe in Santa

Does SJH love me?

fuck you deerfag

R0ll

Is she calling him?

should I talk with Sonya?

Will I go to vegas in a few weeks

calm it, bro
god

Can deer consent?

Is she awake?

will i get sex this year?

Katt?

Will i get laid this year?

Is she calling now?

Should i find another job?

It says "Fuck No!"

do I ask her out

Is trump in danger?

Will my nephew tell his parents about my visits to his room in the middle of the night?

should I join the russian army?

then the fat will kill him?

will hillary take his place around the next 4 months??

uh oh

Will my favorite pornstar ever squirt in my face?
Pic related

Will you give me the sweet taste of death?

the rope won't support my weight?! thanks for the tip.
how about a nice mix of booze'n'pills?

should I leave my girlfriend?

Will I get the job?