STOP FUCKING FEEDING LOLIS!
I'm absolutely sick of this shit.
If you give them food once, they'll just hang out by the trashcans out back and wait for more. They don't belong with people. Leave them to scrounge for their own food in the woods.
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you say what now???
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRASH
"Though trash is trash to us, it can be a meal or two for some curious and hungry wild lolis. Notorious for making a snack of whatever you've thrown out in your trash can, lolis will stop at very little to get their treats out of your trash.
What can you do to deter these cute but curious creatures from strewing your refuse all over your lawn? Fortunately, there are several options you can choose from. Read over the suggested steps below to find a number of easy options for keeping lolis out of your trash can.
Focus on the trash can itself. Your first best defense is to ensure that the trash can itself is as impenetrable as a fortress to a loli. Purchase a metal trash can with a lid that locks in place.
Note that some plastic trash cans have a screw that secures the lid on the can. However, be aware that lolis can and do chew through plastic bins.
If you're not sure what bin to choose, ask a knowledgeable salesperson to help you – be sure to mention that it must be loli-proof. Also, special commercial loli locks for bins can be bought.
Never leave your trash can exposed by leaving the lid off! That is an invitation to foraging."
- From wikihow.
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"Spray the interior of the trash can with ammonia. Alternatively, place ammonia-soaked cloths inside the trash can or pour ammonia in neat. Ammonia smells like onii-sama to a loli, making it highly offensive to them. You can also spray other areas where lolis seem to congregate, to discourage them from entering your yard in the first place."
What is this thread
I don't know, but I hope to fucking god that someone stars dumping porn soon.
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"Install motion-detection lighting around the area where you keep your trash cans. Lolis prefer darkness and might be deterred by a sudden bright light. A 100 watt bulb is a good choice for the lighting level.
If possible, place a radio near your trash can. Set it to an all-news or talk station. The sound of human voices might deter lolis from coming near your trash cans. You can use a low level volume and gradually increase it if needed."
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"Place your trash cans in a secured bin area or other enclosure, such as inside a shed, basement or garage. If no loli can get in without an onii-chan opening a door, then the trash cans will be left undisturbed."
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"If all else fails, continue to this article:
How to set a loli finger trap."
What if the loli feeds you?
I have no idea what you're saying but here's an exploitable.
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She's setting a trap for you, obviously.
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fuck sagiri
What if I only feed her milk and cheese from my dick?
Would you deny delicious food from a delicious loli?
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Human food is bad for them. It's more natural that they forage berries and eat fresh carrion in the woods.
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make them tobe gundam
I know but I can't help it. They're just so thankful when you feed them.
Just look at her. Its probably the first thing she ate in days. Its not her fault we removed her foraging grounds.
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It's evolution. They're fucking tricky is what they are. They look cute now, but when the dark areas under your porch become their brooding den because you keep giving them free pancakes, you'll be fucking sorry. The sound of small hands burrowing under your foundation at night, making their room to lay eggs in unholy and dark places.
Oh, that sounds scary! Is there any way to prevent that?
Instead of feeding wild lolis, can I get a domesticated one from the pet store?
So, say I found a loli outside.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't have rabies, since it didn't try to bite me. Am I allowed to keep it as a pet? It'll warm up to me if I feed it and show it that I'm not a threat, right?
Also, what should I feed a loli? I see some people saying that human food is bad for them. Should I try fresh fruits or something?
OH, no no no, don't buy from loli stores, adopt from loli shelters. They're very overcrowded, you're giving a poor orphan loli a good home, as many are unfortunately euthanized because there isn't the room to house so many lolls.
DO NOT FEED
How much does a loli eat per a day? They seem to take so much food but I'm not sure if they're storing it somewhere.
Why not, user? They're cute
As a side note, the one I brought inside started screeching
Is it scared? Does it want food? An apple won't kill it, will it?
They store it in their tums.
Yes, thank you for your inquiry.
They have cheek pouches that can expand up to 40% of their body size.
You could test the stretchiness yourself, but be careful not to get bitten.
Many lolis carry wild forest diseases.
Oh that's right. I will definitely check out my local shelter.
I only worry that I might walk out of it with two or three lolis
In their tums? As in a pouch like marsupials?
Wow you're right, their cheeks are stretchy.. That is very interesting. Where do they go to store their food? I just dont want them to store it around the house.
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No, inside their bellies.
>Wow you're right, their cheeks are stretchy.. That is very interesting. Where do they go to store their food? I just dont want them to store it around the house.
Do you hear any scratching or soft "onii-chans" in the walls? Behind the insulation?
I see. They have cute bellies. I want rub them.
Actually, yes I do occasionally. I think it's this breed of loli. Should I be worried?
>Nice scam
The small one's are cute but at the same time they scare me.
Oh shit a spinning loil just burst right through my door do I need to get the gun.
No don't!
That's an indangered species of loli!
But she's a sosuner
>Actually, yes I do occasionally. I think it's this breed of loli. Should I be worried?
They are a fire hazard if they chew through any wires. You can lure them out with the promise of sweets, but this is dangerous to do alone. Please contact a professional Loli Control firm.
Be sure to report her to your local fish and game authorities. They will peacefully relocated her to her natural habitat.
Harming her may actually result in a fine.
Do not Lewd the Dragon Loli.
Do not Feed the Dragon Loli.
Too late she's right near me and is doing weird shit is she going going to sosun me
Would it be sufficient to adopt a neko loli?
I hear that they are great at getting rid infestations.
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Using a loli to deter other lolis will probably just result in your household turning into a moe slice of life. They may group together in what biologists call a "tomodachi", or a hive of lolis.
As long as you are non threatening to her you should be fine.
Just make sure you don't scare her or act threatening
Look at her that is the face of evil
i suggest adopting a dragon loli. Once they imprint they will become territorial and deter other lolis.
WOULD NOT ADVISE
She is literally the biggest mooch of all wild loli
She's only territorial so she could get more foods
Fuck you guys you said nothing was gonna happen but look at this youtu.be
If that happens then can I use the help to draw them out of the walls while I patch all the holes?
I think you've already angered her. It would be best to leave the house before she tries to harm you.
She could just be hungry though. If you are feeling brave you could try feeding her cookies and pastries to calm her.
Too late see this
Why would you pick her up? That is the biggest no-no with lolis.
They hate being touched be strangers.
The safest thing to do know is to leave and wait for authorities.
But I wanted to see her drawing:(
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denied.
foods make lolis happy.
lolis are to be loved tenderly and made happy.
lolis are cute
I often set traps for the lolis in my neighborhood. The trouble is, I have no loli shelters in my area, so I have to release them in the wild.
That's lewd.
Lewding lolis is bestiality and illegal.
I feel this picture is finally relevant now..
Who care in still living because I had some watermelon with me at the moment.
This is semi lewd and she's not naked so I'm fine
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Lolis don't make good pets.
They have little paws that are almost human-like that they can use to get into things and they can fit into any hole they can get their head into.
Lolis love watermelon but the rind is bad for them so be careful.
My loli can protect me from small animals.
This thread is fun
Please don't chain your loli like that. Collars hurt their neck. To keep them from feeling discomfort it is important to use a harness.
This thread is contributing to the trash, Kys
I fed her ravioli
Who cares have some watermelon.
The harness instructions were confusing
I don't think I did it right
kek
This thread is contributing to the trash, Kys
See now that's how you win me over.. Maybe I like the lolis..
user lolis don't like seeing other loils get tied up it reminds them of Vietnam.
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SEE WHAT YOU STARTED
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FLUFFING HOUSE
Have some more
They drafted lolis for Vietnam?
I mean, I knew they took dogs over, but lolis?
Yep they had night vision and most where expert sousuners but many died due to agent Orange the following years.
this is a major problem i gave a loli half my sammich once and now she wont stop following on my heels everywhere i go
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NO sTOP!
Go inside the net kanna.
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I've seen this for 10 damn years.
What anime is this?
I SAID GET INSIDE RIGHT NOW!
Ur autistic, kanna. KYS
A fandub of Aishiteruze Baby
Maybe
yeah that's definitely yuzu.
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