Most fucked up thing you've ever done... GO!!!!

Most fucked up thing you've ever done... GO!!!!

Jacked off into gf's sisters protein shake she left in the fridge then watched her drink it.

thats awesome did she do anything In particular to deserve it?

She's a 9/10 would love to fuck her.
She's dating some douchbag and unfortunaty/fortunately had to listen to her moaning while he railed her in the next room so I went down and nutted in the shake she left for breakfast.

defintely deserved it bet you wish he had a shake waiting in the fridge too!! from time to time in front of both of them you should drop little hints that she swallowed your nut lmao

>Went over to exs after work and he was drunk
>wanted me to lay down with him
>kept trying to get me to jerk him and grinding his dick in my ass
>kept asking for me to fuck him
>told him he was too drunk but he persisted
>Ehhmightaswell.jpg
>fuck him and cum all over his ass and back
>Clean him up and he falls asleep
>next morning he doesnt remember any of it
>Wonder if it would be considered rape since he was too drunk to real consent

its not rape, women cannot rape men

They are both men you fucking retard

>Woman

i think you are assuming my gender user

This. can't you read?

when did you decide you liked penis user? Serious question.

Rolling for another thread

apperently raped my ex?

You are retarded

First of all, it's two faggots.
Secondly, yes they can.

I can't tell if this is bait or if you're genuinely autistic.

Spam

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>apperently raped my ex?
You shouldn't do that

legally speaking, that's sexual assualt

on your sister
have some dignity

I dont really know if there was ever a lightswitch moment. it was more one day i decided to stop pretending I didn't like penis.

you live with your sister? wtf?

I took a Pepe and didn't leave a Pepe in a Pepe bread

well fuck. Did anything else interesting happen that day?

weeeeeeeeeak

I got drunk and pissed on a kindergarteners little tikes car. that was a fun police trip. Im lucky im not registered as a sex offender.

Nice quote there user
>be me
>be 2015
>20 years old
>things start getting heated in the bedroom
"you should be rough with me user, I want you to smack me around, c'mon rough me up a bit"
>you sure...? We should have a safe word
"Don't worry about me, just use me"
>why_not.exe
>shoved my dick in her mouth and smacked her a few times
>finally came down her throat
>she was kicking and screaming the entire time while I was going at it
>pulled out and got smacked in the face
"That FUCKING HURT! Never fucking do that again user! I was trying to get you off the entire time, trying to tell you to stop. You fucking raped me"
>icouldgotojailforthis.jpg
>I'm sorry? I asked for your safe word and your non verbal one, but you said you didn't need one
"Doesn't matter, you should have stopped"

She and I dated for another year and a half, never gave me head again after that

not really I was just taking a shower and thinking about life and said "huh yup i like boys" and the rest is history

rape, even if it's a faggot, is still rape user

Made friends with lame kid in middle school, invited him to what was probably his first sleepover ever. I pissed on his crotch while he was sleeping so he would think he wet the bed. He left in a rush that morning, probably never attempting to have friends again in fear of being a pisslord. Also pissed on his face a little.

Had sex with a sixty three year old lady I met on Craigslist. Her pussy stank like old person and her titties, skin and everything sagged but I was in a drought and hadn't gotten laid in over a year at the time so I just went with it. Ended up fucking her for over a year because she'd do anything I wanted: she was a widow who hadn't had male companionship, let alone gotten laid in 10 years so she too was desperate. I used to make her give me blowjobs on command upon entering her home; we did simulated rape play and some exhibitionism. She lived next door to a local elected official so I made her fuck and suck me outside in her backyard where we might be seen (we never were because they weren't ever home but still) I think about calling her up from time to time but never do.

shes probably dead by now anyway

Pisslord Im fucking dead apart of me hopes this is genuinely true I can just picture him stuffing his shit in his bag real quick, and walking home in his piss soaked pajamas LMAO

sounds like community service?

based

should have dumped her that night.

Probably. She also used to take me out to nice restaurants for dinner on my birthday, as well as bake pies, cakes and cookies for me and stuff. It was kind of nice to have a grandma that was also a fuck buddy in a weird sort of way.

nice copy pasta

jesus were you an escort or male equivalent sugar baby?

Nope. Just responded to an ad on Craigslist. She was just real lonely. She told me her husband had diabetes and died from complications related to it, but even before then their marriage had been physically lacking in the bedroom so she went at least ten years without sex or masturbating so it was rather easy to get her wrapped around my finger so to speak. I didn't make her buy me stuff, she just did it. But I did make her do random sexual things because I couldn't just get off to having sex with an old lady without it. I needed the exhibitionism etc to get off with her.

thats not a crime or really all that fucked up, hell of a story though, one question I have though was it tight after not being fucked for so long? or when you knocked the dust off was it where her husband left off kind of deal?

You're right, she was a nightmare

the most fucked up thing i ever did!? XP LOL
OMG this one time i
i hope the fbi doesn't read this omg can you imaging like, i hope they dont 8O
this one time i downloaded music from the internet.
it was like 12 songs so it was probably like, a felony, i hope that i don't like, go to jail.
plusididntseedmytorrents

illiterate faggot detected

This one time I accidentally the whole site.

Dude im adding rhis to my bucket list

My cat almost scratched me on my head and idk if it was playing or not but I don't want any scars on my face, I'm plenty ugly as it is, so I kicked it in the side as hard I could, heard a crack, it ran off and I never saw it again.
I wish I were nice. Then maybe someone would love me.

Killed 12 people by making a really stupid mistake. Eventually, you get over it.

You kow we want the story

it wasn't like fucking a young girl, but it was surprisingly tight considering her age.

He initiated.
If the encounter was not consentual, then he molested you.

I listened to someone die. I could've helped them and probably saved their life but instead I just waited for them to die before calling the police.

lets hear it

wanna know about both of these

This

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I stayed in friendzone for fucking 2 years wasting time and money for girl with meet chad and in blink of en eye she fall in love with his dick in her ass.

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