Get a new reply

>get a new reply
>excited to read user's insight
>it's some dumb one-word meme bullshit

:^)

>get a reply
>it's completely nonsensical and it seems like user either misread your post or meant to reply to someone else and missed

>get a new reply
>it's me samefagging

kek

>start a new thread that should be a magnet for thoughtful discussion
>get one shitpost calling me a faggot or similar
>thread plummets into the archive
>watch pedo and shitpost threads soar into the 100+ digits

>Get a reply
>Fuck off reddit

FOR YOU

Dumb frogposter

>post on thread
>get reply
>reply to reply
>get reply from my second reply
>reply to 2nd reply
>get 4 replies
>reply to the 1st reply on my 3rd reply
>reply to the 2nd reply on my 3rd reply
>get reply
>reply to the 3rd reply on my 3rd reply
>get reply on 1st post
>reply to that
>reply to my 4th post
>reply to the 4th reply on my 3rd post

>Capitalize sentences and proper nouns
>Use punctuation

>Get called Reddit

only underage faggots say kek

culo

>open the catalog
>it's a frogposter

>open the catalog
>it's a frogposter

ITT: reddit

You set yourself up for disappointment user.
It's up to you the postera of Sup Forums to make Sup Forums great again.

>Write a thought-out and well structured response
>Immediate replies
>"hurr go bak 2 redit"

Fuck all World Peace fans

Ofcorse you would if read every thing in this thread you're posting right?

>never been on reddit in my life
>get called reddit by some edgelord summerchild thinking Sup Forums is some tough guy club

haha this every goddamned day this

i only hear about reddit on Sup Forums. not on facebook or youtube or anywhere else.

being reddit has nothing to do with going to reddit -- it's a state of mind, reddit

.

Hating reddit is like north Korea hating south Korea their close together and no one remembers why it started

>being reddit has nothing to do with going to reddit -- it's a state of mind, reddit

(you)

So basically,

>I'm too lazy to actually make an arguement, so I'll just insult you. But instead of actually insulting you, I'm too lazy so I'll just accuse of you visiting another popular website.

Then again when someone posts "hurr >reddit" it does allow me to instantly disregard any opinion or argument they put forth.

most reddit comment in the thread

(you)

quiter

>make a post about something
>every single one of the 5 replies you get is them destroying the shit out of you
>tfw still get the (you)s

Bane?

cuck

(you)

jesus this is painful to read

!!!!PLEASE READ BEFORE SCROLLING PAST!!!!

I have given you all a (you) and all I ask in return is a (you) for myself. If even only half of you return this kindness I will have over TWENTY (you)s and it will make me very happy.

Please consider (you)ing me today.

Thank you for your time.

(you)

>intentionally work the phrase "big" or "plan" into my post
>get extra (You)s from baneposters

I only give (You)s to smart chad frogposters

>get a new reply
>points out a mistake in my post

All for (You), buddy

Loving the smell of these fresh (you)s, here have some on the house.

have a nice day user!

>shoop a fresh new meme image
>it gets lost in the endless capeshitposting wars between marvelcucks and dcshits

For (You) my friends

>Put a decent amount of effort into writing a semi-long response
>Wait a while but no reply
>After what seems forever someone replies
>"hurr u spelt a word wrong >>>>>>Reddit"

If you make a post expecting (you)s it'll turn you into a frogposter but I think you earned it this time Kermit

Here's to (you)

>make a funny post
>someone replies indicating they found it humorous
>go back and read my post and laugh at it

>wake up at 4pm
>want to die
This is how it's done, right? Now give me (You)s, please.

>scroll though catalog
>find frog thread with no replies after 20 minutes
>post dumb frogposter
>close tab

here (you) go, bro

my sides

Every time

kek

thanks, guys

(me)

i do this. what does it mean

Is there anything more satisfying than a simple "kek" (you)?

>re-open tab for thread I had forgotten about
>see (You) on my post and get excited
>it's a lazy samefag reply I made in order to bump the thread

Reaction images are better since it lets me know the person found it funny and isn't just shitposting

It means you're insecure and crave approval

I live for these to be honest with you fämäläm

Thank you. I know this wasn't part of the bargain, but here's an extra (you) for the six nicest people in the thread.

besides the obvious i mean

>post witty comment in a 200+ reply shitposting thread
>instantly get banned whilst the thread doesn't even get deleted

kek
(You)

kek

>make post
>realize I made a spelling error
>hide thread
>close browser

>bbc thread
>mod removes pedo shit and thread hits bump limit

based mods

>make thread
>realize I chose the wrong image
>can't delete it
>shut down computer and go for a walk

We've all been their buddy that's why we lash out at others who make the same mistake to forget our own

Eh, fine, if thats what it takes to stave off your suicide for another day.

>argue with some user trying to blow him the fuck out
>realise my argument was shit and full of mistakes
>proceed to get BTFO
>wince slightly then close out of the tab
>continue to post as normal

It just occurred to me how weird it must be for the majority of Sup Forums users, who don't reside in a general at all times. I've been doing it for years so I don't even really think about it but it's like you can have comfy threads like these but eventually it'll 404 and we'll all be kicked out on our own. You don't have a home thread to always fall back on.

I'm sorry, friends. Soldier on.

BOI

>make well thought out witty & subtle post
>no one notices
>angrily make throwaway shitpost
>people find it funny
>overdose on (You)s

>post comment in a 100+ reply thread
>everyone stops posting
>refresh every few minutes hoping someone replies while watching the thread sink to page 10

>comfy frog thread
>faggot fun-sucking mod deletes it

enjoy it while it lasts bros

>Your thread is dying after only 5 replies
>Samefag it to bump it up
>Realize the you can't bump your own thread any more
>Get paranoid to fuck that someone's noticed your samefagging
>Close browser and drink cheap vodka to dull the pain

Can I borrow on (you) please?

>tfw only discover the unique poster thing after getting called out on it for samefagging

>argue with user
>BTFO him, user is completely fubar
>realize an hour later how full of holes my arguments were and how he actually made some pretty good points, and that if I hadn't been as hostile, we could have possibly had a productive conversation resulting in mutual enlightenment

>use phone with wifi off to bump your own thread

Feels good man

>make a thread with a shitty movie calling it kino
>get btfo by Sup Forums
>objective accomplished

>see a (You) and get excited
>they just pretended and manually typed (You)

Fuck whoever does this.

I've actually started trying very hard now to make sure I don't hostile-post, it's actually quite enjoyable having nice discussions after torrents of abusive 'arguments' that are most threads.

(You)

>make cheeky post
>don't get any cheeky (you)s

>go in TCAP thread
>call the show entrapment and express nonsensical opinions
>get like 5 or 6 replies insulting me and calling me a pedo
>revel in the attention and go to sleep happy

>don't even know what the fuck is riddit
>post opinion
>hello riddit

Apparently, it's spam is what the system is telling me.

here´s your

...

dumb frogposter

no. not at all. but nice projecting

Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:47:58 No.74011891▶ >get a new reply
>excited to read user's insight
>it's some dumb one-word meme bullshit
>>
Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:48:34 No.74011901▶ :^)
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Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:49:38 No.74011926▶ >get a reply
>it's completely nonsensical and it seems like user either misread your post or meant to reply to someone else and missed
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Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:52:00 No.74011967▶ File: pepe fas.jpg (187 KB, 530x492)
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>get a new reply
>it's me samefagging
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Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:52:36 No.74011977▶ (OP)
kek
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Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:53:19 No.74011991▶ File: my head is leather your p(...).jpg (199 KB, 863x1300)
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>start a new thread that should be a magnet for thoughtful discussion
>get one shitpost calling me a faggot or similar
>thread plummets into the archive
>watch pedo and shitpost threads soar into the 100+ digits
>>
Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:53:29 No.74011998▶ >Get a reply
>Fuck off reddit
>>
Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:55:54 No.74012042▶ (OP)
FOR YOU
>>
Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:57:11 No.74012061▶ (OP)
Dumb frogposter
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Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)19:57:12 No.74012063▶

>samefag the shit out of it, to direct some attention to it
thats you, right?

i missed this spam

Agreed