> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> strawpoll.me/10210174/
> strawpoll.me/10212203/
> strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
Why was that old black lady on stage? When did we go to eurovision?
That German anime girl is pretty cute desu.
RUSSIANS ARE SUBHUMANS SO AS POLES
first for somali-swedish friendship
THIS IS META AS FUCK OMG OMG
LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE
this is actually sorta funny Sweden
youtube.com/watch?v=wXvsi96FX4A
YUNG
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G
MEME
E
M
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>when sweden has nothing else to show
ISRAEL IS EUROPEAN!!!!!!!!!!
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
SLOW DOWN BAKA
>SLOW DOWN BAKA
LADS WHO ELSE HAS RUN OUT OF BOOZE?
Are Swedes embarrassed by this seemingly twee representation of Sweden, or is it a good job?
what is this shit... just show the results i want to shitpost!
also love love peace piss
youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ
They should be in fucking monster costumes
>THE ETHNIC SWEDISH INSTRUMENT
looked like some scifi elk with those things on her head
so bad that it turns funny , right , right?
Third for glorious lusitanian music
>tfw Måns didn't go topless to attract faggots and snap their necks when they approach, something like a human flytrap
South Afrika is whiter than Sweden.
why am i even watching this bullshit
THE BRAINWASHING IS STARTING
This is a pretty good jam actually
1 being nothing at all and 10 being maximum cringe, how painful is this to you?
I'm seeing lots of white people.
what was the meme instrument again ??
WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
We must be on the 5th plane of irony now
Why the fuck is the joke insert song performed by the hosts better than everything else we've seen so far?
>this is actually pretty good
SWEDEN.... YE-S!
Okay, this is actually funny.
It's supposed to be satire. I think?
> somali-swedish friendship
>somali
>sweden
its same man
That thing looks like an alien frog.
b/c you don't have a gf you could be fucking instead?
I think so too. I'd gently caress the birthday cake out from her head.
>Swedish """"""""humour""""""""
JEW WILL BE THE BEEEEEEEST
cause you have a weeb candidate
would be kinda funny if they'd done this bit, but sang "cultural marxism" instead of "love,peace"
fucking lordi! yes, why doesnt anyone do this shit anymore? guaranteed win
me too
fuck this. all shops are closed. the fuck im gonna do?
wtf love peace love peace didnt know they showd thier agenda so clearly
If duberinos ISIS bombs the venue
Haha, the host goes full sweden
luv luv peace peace
THIS IS THE HYMN OF THE LIBERALS
Make Eurovision Great Again!
Ofcourse, a fucking festival of degeneracy.
Bomb. Now.
This is literally the same joke that a Dutch TV show did last year.
the polish guy is by far the best
This song is literally a collection of Eurovision memes
Please tell me someone instantly made a webm of the guy running in the hamster wheel.
I invoke Kek to grant me double digits thus meaning ISIS will strike.
Fuck off all you have is steklovata
Got 20 bottles of craft IPA delivered yesterday. Feels pretty good famalam.
SWEDS JUST PANDERED TO STRAIGHT MEN HOLY FUCK
austrias is my favorite so far, netherlands is pretty good too
i dont have time to watch all of these which are the best ones?
The Spanish Channel has been putting ads until now lol
I think a wise Austrian former painter said it better when he said "Just because a cat has her kittens in the oven don't make them biscuits".
>Big tits Polish butter churner and GWAR
it just works lads
Raid the drug pantry.
I only have acid and mixing it with Eurovision and intoxication is a recipe for disaster
SWEDISH LOOOOVE LOOVE LOVE
Based Lordi should have used his orc voice and drowned out the rest.
