Put ad in lonenly hearts column "looking for a blonde girl with big boobs"

>put ad in lonenly hearts column "looking for a blonde girl with big boobs"
>this girl anwers

what do?

they look like meatballs

try to keep in mind it's really a fat, stubbly-bearded russian guy named Dmitry who is trying to get your bank details.

for the love of god wtf is that?!
its like a fcking hugger from the alien film egg >>HOLY SHIT BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Did her boobs die on her chest? Why are they that color?

I specified girl, begone spherebeast

What the fuck happened to her to make her look like that?

Probably bleach. She's a natural blonde but her natural hair isn't that light.

lovely gal

I meant why her tits with veins lookin like a roadmap of queens bud

Why does she have varicose veins on her tits? :(

Those ain't tits. Those are tumors.

Any topless pics of her?

Dumbasses, colours are altered with photoshop in the first post. The second post has correct colurs.

she did porn didnt she ive seen her sucking dildo somewhere

>ask her to wait on the couch
>grab a needle from the other room and sit next to her
>look her dead In the eyes
>poke her boob with needle
>she bleeds out in seconds

Easiest murder committed ever.

there is a vid of her givving a nice titjob

looks like those chewing gum called jawbreakers. you know those white balls in different colors.

Dear christ, that's gonna go rotten in just a year or two

"ew"
The only reply to her is "ew"

id hit it

I'm tempted to believe that the original picture is the real one and the second one is her chest plastered with makeup and foundation.

my nutsack literally looks better than her tits

they look like jawbreakers

nope