My peepee is stuck in cup. Send help.
My peepee is stuck in cup. Send help
Put something in your dick or call 911
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cut weewee
noooo :(
jus fucken lube it up and slide it out
911 no come no more :(
Smash the cup
Remove the cup, keep the handle, you've got yourself a cock ring
Get hammer and hit dick/cup
MUST HIT HANDLE, breaking cup itself is cheating
... Just wait ?
Retard thrash around and break a bunch of shit while you do it.
You have five choices.
>grease the ring and slide it off
>smack your dick on a hard surface until the cup breaks
>try to explain it to laughing hospital staff
>cut your dick off
>wait until it goes soft then gently remove cup
Roll
but it won't get soft. computer froze while displaying porn.
Fap it out. It will go soft after
then how us you Sup Forums
Wot?! Why?!
Install Linux and you won't have this problem. Who the fuck uses Winshit in current year?
risons. lots risons.
Gently brake the end of the cup
How do you brake it if it isn't moving? Fix your grammar, kid.
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>try to explain it to laughing hospital staff
lul
hospital wont iven laff at mi no more :(
their laik, uuuuh, what nauw
Hammer.
If you miss, you deserve it.
Well I guess the only other option is to kill yourself.
Stream it so we can all laugh at how much of a hopless, miserable, dumb faggot you are
>replies to obvious bait
you dumb moron
Honestly me too
fone
Are you Sup Forums's designated bait guardian? fuck off, neckbeard
and watch those edges
ok if you're seriously stuck what you can do is soak a string in dishwashing detergent, then thread the string through the loop and rub it around until there's soap all around your dick and the inside of the handle.
should be relatively easy to pop it out from there.
>non autists
nigga you weird
Nigga, just break the damn cup if you value your dick more
I remember my buddy texted me a while back about how he got his dick caught in something (a pump intake or some shit) so I told him to watch gay porn to make the erection go away. His response was priceless: "It's not working so apparently now I'm gay too. Thanks a lot user."
More like retards who can't greentext. Even Windows ships with GNU coreutils built into it now.
someone screen this cup tread
if he breaks the cup the shards could very well slice his dick up
heeeerre i come to save the daaayyyyy!
hand hook car door
Break penis and save cup
Leave it
Looks handy.
cold shower
Christ. This is why I love Sup Forums.
Once you bust a nut it will shrink
Put cup in microwave on high for four minutes. It get bigger take dick out
Dick get smaller too. as it cooks .....
Get a hammer and smash your dick and when it shatters into pieces, glue them back together again. And I do mean, DICK, and not cup, that is not a typo you glass dicked faggot
Wow. Aren't we a little edgey? Not had our coffee yet?
You mad the rabit hol to dep
You sure showed me. Show dick now
Cut it
Rather demanding, aren't we?
How feels fucking a cup? I want to try this but in not sure if this is worth
include me in the screen-cup
feels gratifying
B8
Ill try, did you free ur pepe?
yes. managed to escape from the cup prison.
Use a lot of lube on it and wait for it to get flaccid. Dont panic, if you could get it in, you will take it out
Good job user~
I used to wear a cup in baseball.
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