My peepee is stuck in cup. Send help

My peepee is stuck in cup. Send help.

Put something in your dick or call 911

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cut weewee

noooo :(

jus fucken lube it up and slide it out

911 no come no more :(

Smash the cup

Remove the cup, keep the handle, you've got yourself a cock ring

Get hammer and hit dick/cup

MUST HIT HANDLE, breaking cup itself is cheating

... Just wait ?

Retard thrash around and break a bunch of shit while you do it.

You have five choices.
>grease the ring and slide it off
>smack your dick on a hard surface until the cup breaks
>try to explain it to laughing hospital staff
>cut your dick off
>wait until it goes soft then gently remove cup

Roll

but it won't get soft. computer froze while displaying porn.

Fap it out. It will go soft after

then how us you Sup Forums

Wot?! Why?!

Install Linux and you won't have this problem. Who the fuck uses Winshit in current year?

risons. lots risons.

Gently brake the end of the cup

How do you brake it if it isn't moving? Fix your grammar, kid.

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>try to explain it to laughing hospital staff
lul

hospital wont iven laff at mi no more :(

their laik, uuuuh, what nauw

Hammer.
If you miss, you deserve it.

Well I guess the only other option is to kill yourself.

Stream it so we can all laugh at how much of a hopless, miserable, dumb faggot you are

>replies to obvious bait

you dumb moron

Honestly me too

fone

Are you Sup Forums's designated bait guardian? fuck off, neckbeard

and watch those edges

ok if you're seriously stuck what you can do is soak a string in dishwashing detergent, then thread the string through the loop and rub it around until there's soap all around your dick and the inside of the handle.
should be relatively easy to pop it out from there.

>non autists

nigga you weird

Nigga, just break the damn cup if you value your dick more

I remember my buddy texted me a while back about how he got his dick caught in something (a pump intake or some shit) so I told him to watch gay porn to make the erection go away. His response was priceless: "It's not working so apparently now I'm gay too. Thanks a lot user."

More like retards who can't greentext. Even Windows ships with GNU coreutils built into it now.

someone screen this cup tread

if he breaks the cup the shards could very well slice his dick up

heeeerre i come to save the daaayyyyy!

hand hook car door

Break penis and save cup

Leave it
Looks handy.

cold shower

Christ. This is why I love Sup Forums.

Once you bust a nut it will shrink

Put cup in microwave on high for four minutes. It get bigger take dick out

Dick get smaller too. as it cooks .....

Get a hammer and smash your dick and when it shatters into pieces, glue them back together again. And I do mean, DICK, and not cup, that is not a typo you glass dicked faggot

Wow. Aren't we a little edgey? Not had our coffee yet?

You mad the rabit hol to dep

You sure showed me. Show dick now

Cut it

Rather demanding, aren't we?

How feels fucking a cup? I want to try this but in not sure if this is worth

include me in the screen-cup

feels gratifying

B8

Ill try, did you free ur pepe?

yes. managed to escape from the cup prison.

Use a lot of lube on it and wait for it to get flaccid. Dont panic, if you could get it in, you will take it out

Good job user~

I used to wear a cup in baseball.

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