You will all learn of Captain Sugar
>be me
>18 senior year of high school
>playing beer pong on July 4th at bro's house
>my friend Dylan (keep him in mind) suggested we chase each other around with Roman candles
>drunkapproval.jpg
>hop outside with a satchel full of fireworks
>it's darker than the darkest nigger out here
>neighbor's an old bitch and would call the police if she saw us point em anywhere but the sky
>where masks to hide identity even tho it's pitch black
>wearing pig mask
>Dylan's wearing a frog mask
>right before we light em up I hear a scream from a block away
>go check it and make Dylan wait
>light this off brand Chinese sparkler that supposedly lasted days
>loud and bright as fugg
>walk into alley and see the source of the noise
>rape.jpg
>both the victim and the rapist stare at me in awe
>realize a hooded frog figure has approached them with the light of a burning star in his hand
>"woah woah woah niggah what the fuck"
>rapist is freaking
>girl is still staring
>icouldworkwiththis.jpg
>WHERES MY FRUIT LOOPS NIGGAH
>rapist starts backing up
>"what?! what do you want?"
>MY FRUIT LOOPS NIGGAH
>the girl just walks past me and off into the street, clearly drunk
>Dylan walks behind me and whispers to my asking wtf I am doing
>HEY CRIMINAL SCUM
>dead end
>niggah better have my fruit loops
>"STOP MESSING WITH ME! Just tell me what you want you-you thing!"
>DO YOU NOT HEAD MY WORDS MORTAL
>I come closer and he crawls up against a wall
>THE GODS DEMAND THAT YOU REPAY FOR YOUR CRIMES WITH YOUR MORTALS SNACK KNOWN AS FRUIT LOOPS
>"I don't have any right now-but but I can get you some tomorrow!"
>I wait a moment for suspense
>COME HERE TOMORROW AND DELIVER ME THE SUGARY SNACK
>"ok-ok I swear I'll come back!"
>the rapist scurries away
>"what the hell user! What was that!"
>"I stopped a rape Dylan what do you want?"
>Dylan walks off back to his house with his head down
>"let's just get back to my house before shit goes down and we get caught"
Cont?
You will all learn of Captain Sugar
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Hurry up I'm almost done pooping.
K
>sleepover at Dylan's house
>wake up and go to school
>turns out the girl I saved was a new freshman at our school
>go talk to her for the first time at the end of the day
>she mentions nothing
>go home
>realize it's pretty late in the day
>go over to Dylan's house
>we play vidya games until I remember the rapist
>pretend to go to the bathroom
>go put on my "Super Suit" (frog mask, hoody, satchel, fireworks)
>hop out the window
>go to alley way
HE'S THERE
>he was just waiting there sitting looking around nervously spooning a box of fruit loops
>he instantly notices me and throws the box to me
onehandcatch.jpg
>MORE, I say trying my hardest not to burst out laughing
>"w-what..?"
>MORE... DID YOU HEAR ME?
>"WHY??? I don't get it- who are you!"
>I AM THE SUGAR
>he shuffles away quickly
>I slowly follow him home from a distance
>he lives in a cul-de-sac not to far from my house
>I repeat the address in my head and stare at his home thinking of what I can do with this information
>suddenly I realize people are hear
>it's dark but sure as hell not as dark as yesterday
>notice two of my friends from school and about three other seniors
>I stare at them
>SUGARY TREATS
>they all stare in awe
>I HUNGER FOR SUGARY TREATS
>they all instantly book it
>I walk slowly back to Dylan's house
>sneak back in
>I was gone for about an hour and he sure as hell noticed
>"where'd you go user?"
>I already switched my clothes back and I'm back in my regular clothes but I'm holding fruit loops
>"I just got the munchies and grabbed us some cereal"
>he nods but he knows more than he shows
Cont?
Stop asking and dump faggot
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Fucking cont please
No, stop.
Go on......
feed me moar sugary treats
Dylan is wearing the frog mask, but when you see the 'rapist' suddenly you're wearing it?
Inconsistant garbage story, not even a little bit true
moar
i demand moar sugary treats
Hurry up
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The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
K
>go back home
>go to sleep
>go to school
>everybody's talking about the "frog man"
>All my friends tell me about although, unknowingly to them, I already know
>now at least three times a week I go to the ally and demand cereals from the rapist and do random appearances in the park and down the street
>go to school
>one of the jocks at school keeps showing of his masculinity and tells everybody that he's gonna beat the shit out of this "frog man"
Oh.jpg
>for an entire month Captain Cereal is not in the public
>learning kungfu and working out vigorously for an ENTIRE MONTH
>every second I'm free
>captain Sugar is free
>learn of party everybody, including jock, is going to
>it's a pool party
>I've trained for this very moment for an entire month Better don't fuck it up
>find house the party's at
>hop over fence and stare evry one down
>some chicks in the back cheer and break the award silence
>then here comes jock
>"yo frog fag square up"
>stare at him
>pull firecrackers out, light them up, at the speed of light
Supriseattackbitch.jpg
>naruto behind him
>take out his legs
>put cereal box in my mouth
>pull his arms back
>pour cereal in
>everybody's screaming
>fear
>cheering
>awe
>while I feel nothing but
>SUGAR
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You're the cancer that ruins this fucking board, please end your life.
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Dayum, more!
3 in a row kek has blessed this thread
So fake. Everyone would just see you for what you were, a faggy kid in a frog mask
Gettin' good
Shut up nigger even if fake this shit is shit fucking amazing
U FAGOATS I R DA SUUGUR
Someone screencap and post to the subreddit
>they must learn to fear the sugar
>after the party if I heard anyone at school talk shit I would find where they live and pour cereal on the doorsteps out their porch
>but I fucked up
>I should have been smarter
>I was planning the biggest of all the sugary treats
>I would come into the school with my sugar captain outfit on carrying bags and bags of sugary treats
>I would feed my people and reveal my identity
>they would praise me
>women would beg for me
>evryone would obey
>I go to get more cereal from the rapist
>but he's not there
>but Dylan is
>"this is madness, you're walking around in a fucking Halloween costume threatening kids, black mailing rapists"
>WHERE IS HE DYLAN
>he didn't say a word
>You think you can stop me? We're not done
> I stormed off
>the plan would have to wait
>"Good luck torturin that old bastard user! I already told the police he was the rapist!"
>No
> this will not go without punishment
>leave a cereal box outside the school at the front doors with an address and a date on it
>sugar captain will feed his children
>The address was to the park on Friday
>arrive at the park
>almost the entire senior and sophomore classes are there
>there even some parents and adults
>I stand I front of my people
>they cheer
>YOU WILL GET YOUR SUGARS MY CHILDREN
>I set a bunch of cereal boxes up in one of the tallest trees in the park (took me for fucking ever)
>I pull out a nerf gun to shoot them out of the tree and make it rain my sugary goodness
>but than he arrives
>Dylan in his outfit
>he pulls out a huge Roman candle type firework, lights it, and shoots it at me
>matrix this shit
Noonewastesmysugar.jpg
>I go in for hand to hand combat and he instantly rips off my mask and everyone sees
>it's too late
>we fight
>we trade knees
>I fall to the ground
>he stmps me down and everyone laughs
>everyone
>I remember the laughing still
>"it's over"
>NOT VEN CLOSE
>pull out sparkler and blind him
>run off
>he chases me down
Redditfag begone this is our domain
More fucking more
oh shit first time I get dubs and don't even notice
>he brings me back to the group
>he declares that no one has to fear me anymore
>I start crying
>the same jock I fucked up before comes over with his bro's and they all start kicking me
>everyone leaves
>I stay
>I cry
>I learn
>this world isn't ready for
>Captain Sugar
End
Story of OP
>be me
>Wanna feel important
>Make fake greentext about a cereal superhero
>Kill myself later
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Holy nigger I got trips
And dubs
Well this story was shit.
At least it isn't a trap thread
I am god
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Kill yourself
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