Ok Sup Forums I want to bang a hooker this weekend but I wanna do it right and have a good experience. Anyone with Tips/Advice/Success stories would be greatly appreciated! Thanks.
Ok Sup Forums I want to bang a hooker this weekend but I wanna do it right and have a good experience...
Juan Evans
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Jackson Peterson
Make sure it's a trap hooker. They are more giving for less money.
Kevin Hill
Bring cash
Joshua Fisher
But I want real pussy / asss
Tyler Bailey
Owen Perry
A hole is a hole my dude. Besides you mite want a little dick in your butt you never know.
Kayden Anderson
don't
Jason Price
Go to Thailand. They will treat you right as long as you're nice
Eli Turner
Does anybody know a website to even find girls in your area open to this. Not one of those fuckbook sites but like backpage
Justin Murphy
I am bi but I want a girl
Kayden Kelly
Backpages
Isaiah Bennett
I am planning on going next year but I'm trying to fuck asap
Noah Cox
What the fuck shit lord. A trap is a woman if she says she is. A penis does not mean male. God you cis scum. Why don't u just go rape someone since that's what you all do anyways.
Joshua Carter
>B8
Parker Roberts
Realize they want you to cum fast so they rotate a new cock in. Do a fap before you visit to get your money worth
Ian Martin
Get anti hiv tablet
Gavin Powell
That's some good advice thank you
Elijah Johnson
What is that code for white pride? B="BLACK 8= HATE Fucking scum.
Carson Smith
Are those a thing I figured I'd be fine with a condom
Jaxon Bennett
Black girls are pretty sexy if that helps
Josiah White
Of course they only have value to u as a sexual object.
Jackson Perry
Best advice.
Easton Gutierrez
It is a thing it lasts for about 1 day and any big clinic would give you one, you can do just a condom but I wouldn't risk it
Jose Peterson
Go to Walgreens and buy that hiv test kit.
Ian Ross
I'll look into that thanks but is backpages the way to go to find women
Brayden Lewis
Check rubmaps for full service message parlor.
Cameron Diaz
Just pay your dad to play rectum roulette
Angel Walker
Would they bang tho that just seems like run and tug I'm trying to bang an Asian tho so that might be a good idea actually
Nicholas Hill
You'll be looking for a Thai place for fucking.
Mason Diaz
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Gabriel Howard
Is that dudes dick in a stick
Landon Perry
Thanks for the help so far guys
Daniel Morales
I use a "Massage Parlour". It's just a brothel. For just over $300 I get an hour which includes massage, handjob, blowjob, and sex. They are clean and require a condom. Been 4 times so far, and the sex will never compare to real sex, since there's no actual connection, but if you view it as the best masturbation you'll ever have, then it's great.
They are serving you and your needs, for a price, so enjoy that aspect of it. Sex with a hooker will never compare to actual love making, and you'll feel empty inside afterwards if you try to compare them, but it's the best masturbation I've ever had.
Brandon Morales
Always google the number and read reviews. Avoid services/companies try for an independent
Dominic Powell
fuck off faggot
Jason Nelson
Wtf isn't real about it?
Blake Garcia
>Checked
Also good advice
Caleb Diaz
I'm pretty sure that's still sex
James Jackson
Sex is 90% in your head. Hence masturbation being a thing. The actual emotional connection between lovers is super crazy important to great sex.
Justin White
You might have to register but it's worth it. Bestgfe used to be good. Avoid out of state numbers usually those girls are more hustlers than hookers
Austin Hill
Then you've never made love.
Ian Sanchez
There's a difference between making love and sex
Jordan Williams
Fucking: sticking a dick in a pussy.
Sex: actual attraction and emotions towards one another. Trying to give the other pleasure as well.
Making love: the culmination of emotional connection. Bask in the love of one another. Inexplicable. Unforgettable.
Nicholas Wright
Pretty much this guy knows what he says talking about
Levi Sanders
Yeah man I'm just trying to fuck right now lmao
Thomas Martin
OK snowflake! Back to red it
Lucas Brown
Because emotions>biology right?
Josiah Edwards
Exactly. So, don't go in there thinking of it as sex with the hooker. You're not trying to connect emotionally, and neither are they. They are providing a service to you. Use it. Use her. Fuck her. Enjoy it. You might feel like that's selfish, and it would be if this was sex, but it's just fucking.
That's why there are hookers who offer "the girlfriend experience". It's for those who don't understand this difference and feel empty after fucking hookers; they are expecting that emotional connection and missing out. Don't fool yourself. Fuck her and enjoy it.