What does /b do for a living? I fill vending machines

What does /b do for a living? I fill vending machines.

My job is a little complex.

I am paid by a particularly powerful organisation to break into people's computers.
When in the computer, I look for all photo image files, and using a deep level AI with iterative pattern recognition linked with fuzzy logic database, I deduce where the photos were taken.
I then plot out the likely coordinates and arrange for transport.
Upon arrival to the photograph's location, I take a duplicate photo from the exact same angle, with artificial lighting to match shadows and so on when necessary.
I then save the photo at a much lower resolution, around thumbnail size.
Once back at headquarters, I reenter the same compromised computer, and upload the new thumbnail sized image, directly replacing and destroying the original, full-sized image.

My work complete, I relax and check how my work goes on some super cool threads.

I sell airplane parts.

This

Prove it.

Military? Commercial? Private?

Do you live in the southern states.

What was the funniest/weirdest thing that happened to you while refilling vending machines?

I work at a hostel in the Philippines.
It's quite nice actually.

My goal is to open my own hostel in the future.
Beats driving a truck in Sweden.

Im a signal maintainer for a huge and very busy railroad in the north east. AMA

Unit operator in a power station.

Do you have any pets?

I deliver to a brewery and there was an accident on the bottling line. Beer everywhere, sirens and lights flashing. People scrambling to clean it up. Also had a group of Mexican factory workers break into a snack machine and steal the entire box that holds dollar bills and the whole mechanism that gives out change instead of just emptying them.

Gov. Inspector

I help making media in a biotechnology lab at my university.

Do you fear of getting cancer?

lol at the sirens

CALL 911 SOMEONE SPILLED THE BEER

NO, But i love dogs and hate cats.. Cats suck

zookeeper

Taking care of your morbidly obese mom doesnt count as a zoo keeper, or does it?

Bug test for a videogame company

Lol. I've been told the bottle like 1,100 beers a min. It was a huge mess. Got to see it all 2 stories above

Kek

From? I work at a CCGT, no shitty coal dust etc. It's remarkably clean!

I work as an IT supporter

How do you sleep at night knowing you're an animal correctional officer?

So you tell people to unplug it and plug it back in, in 30 seconds?

Which one?

My bad I was thinking it was more of a Nicolas power plant. Read it wrong

Which brewery? Sam Adams

No I actually support for an e-banking software

Nuclear"

I am a clerk at a Shell gas station AMA

I build boats. I sell boats.

like a babe

Do you steal bags of chips?

how many naked people have you seen on the job?
weirdest single incident?

I own 2 companies and I am a real estate developer.

I don't have to, I get anything out of date. Which when vac sealed snacks last a long ass time.

I love what I do. Most of the animals are injured, orphaned, endangered, or born in captivity. They wouldn't have a chance otherwise

Ah, they're aren't that many in this country and the only ones we do have are ageing. One new build planned but it's in an area where I can't afford the cost of living. I think the pay is double what I earn though so it might be worth the cancer...

what are your duties? i've chatted up a few zookeepers and the job sounds either awesome or awful depending mostly on your education

I work in a bar as sound technician for heavy/thrash/death metal bands, from 11pm to 4am. Then my job is to get drunk and flirt with girls until we close. No kidding.

I do have keys that I could open other machines that aren't ours in public places if they have the same numbered locks

Stage builder here, mostly within Scandinavia so 99% metal in all genres.
I build, get free entry and tons of booze.
It's a good gig.

Prove it

Its a lot of cleaning (scooping, hosing, scrubbing) but I don't mind it. Keeps me active.
I prepare and give the animals their diets, which is pretty boring, but getting to feed the animals is cool.
The best part is enriching and training the animals. I spend a good portion of my day training animals. my personal favorite is flying the hawks and owls. I wear the big leather glove and we fly them trainer to trainer.
I also have to do educational events sometimes like behind the scenes tours and keeper chats which aren't too bad but not that exciting

Host at village inn for 10 an hour.

Prove it.

oh, I think quads already prove it

Bar keep.

Other than free booze and women, best perks?

>, best perks
You learn how to read people and get to listen to music all night long.

Still looking for job. Trying for anything at this point honestly. Applying to all kinds of shit like general office work, call centers, waiter, shelving, and in last case, divination.

I would be trying for game art and 3D art (for games or just overall animation) like i want to do in the end, but i'm still too shit to go pro, still need to practice more.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. The owner allows me to drink everything I want, and wants me to stay until we close, so from 4 to 6 I am free to chat with whoever I want to and I've fucked more women (sometimes in the bar) since I started working there than in my whole life before that.

Just got my first job at dickies barbeque a few days ago, I'm waiting for this email confirmation thing to show up in my email so I can do the online training course, been waiting since two days now and even after calling in for them to resend it I still haven't fucking gotten it

I'm a male nurse

I work as the sole IT person in a managed services company with 20+ clients. It sounds great on paper, but the owners are fucking tightwads and are steadily running the company into the ground. Not to mention my boss is the owner's husband and openly admits to having non-regulated ADHD while also openly admitting he doesn't like following what little company policy we have.

I'm so glad I have prospects on the back burner so I can get the fuck out of this dead end shit hole before the end of the year. In the meantime, I cruise Sup Forums and play vidya on the clock.

I'm the person that stamps your wrist at Chuck e cheese when you come in

Might wanna look for another job bud

Sorry i spat on your face the other day.

Props to you. I used to work around nurses. Most patients are ungrateful assholes

That wasn't me but I'll take the apology

Do u get paid in tix?

Walmart supercenter cashier. only reason I haven't left after 4 months is because my managers are nice

How many milfs a day come in?

Yeah it was so much of a pain in the ass in the ER that I transferred. I work in the crazy person ward now and get punched in the face by a patient at least once a month.

tomorrow I'll probably get a work with a furniture company. kitchens mostly.
but I'd prefer to go back to uni get a m.sc. in ship and maritime design.

Nice work.
Teach it to your son.

I think this pic tells it all.

...

A decent size we got a hell of a lot of them during the weekdays where it's just them and the kid

Heh, good for you, kid.

I love my job too. What do I do? I'm a **porn star** dude.... it's fuckin tits, literally and figuratively. Ever heard of Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Dillion Harper? I've done them all. **Multiple times**... **Multiple holes**... up the ass, in the puss, **down the throat**... It's awesome dude. Beer is great but if you keep healthy and looking buff and badass like me you might land yourself a role on something ***;)***

I am I wish to learn how to sail, get a cozy 10m and cross the ocean.
Eventually following Gauguin's steps.

Im a pharmaceutical sales rep. Desperately trying to start my own business.

>Sell negro's
>$0.50 each

Finally, an honest answer.

>I fill vending machines.

Sounds like a not very well paid job but a not very stressful job where you can go home after 8 hours and don't have to worry about work anymore.

You sell negro's what?

>NEET

how do I get free stuff from vending machines?

I'm not a member of the FBI.

shitpost. take care of the yard.

Nice! I always wanted to ask...
how often do you have to check up on each machine? Do you track expiration dates and known when a product in a specific machine expires, or do you have to check every single one every time?

Firefighter

Freelance developer

why would I lie, it's not like you know who you're talking to or something

me and my girlfriend mow lawns ttogether and do dry walling and painting jobs

I'm a medicine manufacturer/distributor
lel

Does it usually pay well?

I'm kinda tempted to start and learn some coding, which languages would you recommend for a beginner?

i h a v e n o j o b

I work at a shitty seafood restaurant

sell drugs

You bastard do you know what you've done?????!

United States military

I work as an embedded engineer at a company that created the yellow device on that machine, which allows you to pay with credit cards.

I desgin antennas for cars (radio, mobile phones, GPS and so on)

sounds depressing user.

Nice.

robbery and extortion, used to sell pills in my early 20's until I had a wake up call