How's life going, Sup Forums?

How's life going, Sup Forums?

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Eh... Can't complain I guess.

Cool

And im Chill with the dubs ayyyyy

ayyyyyyyy

Pretty alright aside from being bored as all fuck and broke.
How about you, OP?

just so-so

Just waiting for the good times to come, I guess

meh

Stuck working in the heat all day, been fighting with my gf lately and haven't spoken to her since this time yesterday, debating on leaving her
Shitty user, it's pretty damn shitty

Hitler still dead so I don't know

Ah, such is life.
I felt really listless for a while until I started creating again. Any hobbies?

Shitty...

Im toxic person and i dont have friends, i live in another country and work and i dont know good the language, just hell, so lonely.

for the first time in years really freaking well. Just had a date with the sweetest girl last night. She plays vidya and woke me up with sex this morning. Shit gets better yall

I want to die.

Swimming, cooking, hanging out with people and fapping. You?

Its alright. Tryna get into uni. Job is not cooperating much. Will figure it out as I go

Every day of my life I wake up and want to kill myself but I'm a fucking pussy so I just punch myself in the head and it's causing some weird speech issues but that's not unusual so same old same old

Fucking summerfag, go lift weights and chase pussy millenial scum

>female Doctor Who
>probably going to get a female James Bond
Not good

Drawing, voice work, isolating myself and also fapping! What a cooinkidink.

Listen to Linkin Park, it'll get you through your hang up

B-but im married and ripped, user.

Trump is president
Liberal snowflakes are shitting themselves in anger
Trannies are no longer allowed in military

Doing great OP

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>and also fapping!
fapping to ASMR is great. Just saying
youtube.com/watch?v=n9eZ00bRCGA

Good, good. Nationalism on the rise all over Europe, UK un-cucked and leaving the multi-culti borderless EU shithole and Trump elected President in the 'States.

What a time to be alive.

This is.. an experience

Even I don't hate my life enough to listen to that shit and kill myself, now if I sung it I would have killed myself a few days ago

Really into conspiracy theories atm.

>sk sk sk sk
Why am i hard

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The perfect girl

>Why am i hard
Because she knows that hundreds of guys are jizzing loads and loads of cum to her as she makes these videos
youtube.com/watch?v=acItAymsdxA

Something about her little satisfied smile makes it even hotter.

My soccer team got destroyed yesterday 7-0

My coach yelled at us but didn't do shit about improving our game, he looks like he's giving up on life.

It was 106 degrees, I'm broke, no femanon to use as a comfort sleeve.

Today will be better right?

You know, fuck niggers

>Really into conspiracy theories atm.
You want to know what I consider to be the truth to all religions and if the whole world knew it, everyone would be united and have world peace because there would be no war religious wars?

Let me start off by saying that all religions have similarities because all are connected. Of course books like the Bible, Qur'an are not 100% true but there are truths in Islam, Christianity.

For instance, did you know Islam believes in Ancient Aliens that humans prayed to many years ago? The Alien are referred to as the Jinn in the Qur'an - just like in Ancient Iraq you have the Annunaki that conspiracy theorists believe are Aliens. The Qur'an states that God created 2 beings at the beginning of time: the Alien Jinn race that are inter-dimensional beings and then the humans.

Now for the religious similarities:

In Ancient Iraq: God Enki wanted to give humans secret knowledge but God Enlil did not let him

In Ancient Greece: Prometheus wanted to give humans secret knowledge of fire but was chained up by God Zeus.

In Ancient Egypt: The Serpent Sebau Fiend was chained up for going against the Gods and is waiting judgement day (information from the Egyptian Book of the Dead: you can find this in the Penguin Classics translation).

In Christianity as you know: Serpent Satan was chained up and is awaiting judgement day.

God Thoth in Ancient Egypt says that the way to be saved before you die is to believe in the Ancient wisdom knowledge of the universe.

Scientologists believe in the Ancient Aliens theory and that Thetans (spiritual beings) can infest our mind and soul. All pagan religions believe in different sorts of spirits and of course Christians, Muslims do.

Surah 16:36 in the Qur'an says that every nation has received a divine messenger.

There is truth in all religion. We must understand this so we can join as one.

>Really into conspiracy theories atm.

Rock bottom

Lost my job, addicted to cocaine and various other stimulants, smoking like a chimney and heaviest I've ever been. Going through major depression and suicidal thoughts every day, got rent to pay, debts to pay and maxed out all my shit

I'm 22, parents have no idea any of this is going on and I can't tell them because they will stop helping me out here and there financially for sure.

Trying to make some progress I tidied my room up for the first time in a month yesterday and now I'm tasked with doing my month old washing up (mold, flies everywhere)

The challenge of getting back to normality just feels so far it genuinely at times feels like it would be relieving to just end it

The mood I'm in just makes me lethargic, sleep for 14 hours a day at irregular times and generally feel incapable of doing anything

So yeah going pretty well I guess

>Someone that many don't like became president so my life is paradise
How does this imply your life is going good? Does the president help you with your college studies, marriage or relationship status and friends? Of course not.

If the only enjoyment you get in life iis by just browsing Sup Forums and hearing people cry at politics then I feel really sorry for you.

so ive been erpin with some fags who wanna get laid with me and theyre in belgium and france + one sterile girl at new orleans, locally nobodys sexually interested

so ive just been working weekly and while my IRL social life keeps fading away making me more lonely ive grown online presence a lot with time

WTF im supposed to do?
also i like showing off my nudes now and getting praise, is that bad. idk if im even that cute to be a trap and i havent shaved my beard lol

>tfw I've developed a fetish of finding others online to jerk off together to pics of chicks
is that weird

got discord?

nah i dont. i hav kik. not gonna post mine

Same shit, no friends, no social life or romantic life, no money, no happiness, depression at new low, but at least I got a job with normies so I can gawk at their normality while they gawk at my retardedness

Dull but it's okay I guess, been trying to get out more and talk to people

I saw a disturbing photograph today and it still bothers me. fuck this

Nah I totally get it
That's why I post in r34 threads/request threads

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34 and fed up. Feel stressed to hell, burnt out and all for nothing. All so I can come home from work everyday and sit here on my own getting drunk and high listening to my noisy neighbours on both sides.

I might just hang myself.

>I saw a disturbing photograph today and it still bothers me. fuck this
I've seen a porn video where people said it is real and the woman actually dies in it.

Here it is.
/23877E0

link from site motherless so you should know what to do

If someone can please tell me where this video originated from than my mind will be at ease

had a family intervention the other day only to found out every each of us sibling had been manipulated by a narcissistic father.

lifes pretty good.

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ok i guess

jobwise my work contract got pro longed another year thats good

moved out, thats good too

then we have this whole mess of a relationship with a girl i was texting with for 2 years, dating before that and now it's all gone to shit

Oh ive seen that.
Have you googled what the inside of a penguins mouth looks like?

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Pretty good all in all, although I'm probably closer to death than most of you (except the stupid ones, of course).

Married, no kids, house, 2 cars, no debts, two good holidays per year, toys and hobbies, cash to spend on decent food and drink, still working and only 3 days per week at the moment (though choice). About £1.4 mil in savings and pension for when we retire. Things are OK, but sister was killed in an auto accident a few weeks back - still, shiity for her family but life goes on.

how did you know you wanted to marry your girl?

I did now, isn't bad though, it's more natural, not painful

Interesting question. I could say I saw her grin across a crowded room and thought "I'd like a go on that", which would be true, but it's more that she's friend, companion, support, lover all rolled into a delecable little package.

Plus, in her late teens and 20's she could virtually stop traffic in a mini-skirt, knee-high boot and blouse with no bra

>That face
>That hair
>Those eyes
>Those lips
A Pure Goddess

so this feeling arose in time and wasn't there from the get go?

>Plus, in her late teens and 20's she could virtually stop traffic in a mini-skirt, knee-high boot and blouse with no bra
How is that a plus

It changes. Largely lust at first plus enjoying her companionship, then moving to something else.

Plus who the fuck else would put up with me?

and don't get me started on ASMR Darling.

She is the ultimate definition of pure white beauty
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>How is that a plus
Because she looked fucking amazing - hardly a negative

I've resorted to jerking off to girl pictures of myself from faceapp so i guess it's alright

i see, this girl of mine thinks that because in the past, her only relationship, this feeling of "i'm gonna marry him/her" should be there from the start and developing it is pointless

>he doesn't take pictures of himself in long socks and jerk off to your legs and feet
I'd shave my legs so I look more girly but then that will draw suspicion cos everyone knows me with hairy legs.

What I would love is to ask my friend if he could give me a foot job or if I could simply just jerk off his legs and feet but then he'd think I am a freak cos he ain't gay

That's crazy. How the hell would you know you want to marry them from the start, when you don't know them? No wonder so many marriages fail

exactly what i'm thinking, it takes time to get to know someone and time to know that you want to marry the other

i'm having those feelings of "i could see myself with her in the future, married" but that's not enough for her apparently ah well

cheers for sharing man!

fuck that gay shit, I ain't gonna shave my legs or go buy some queer clothing. a pic is all need to get me going

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>a pic is all need to get me going
Yeah but as a virgin like myself, pics aren't going to do it forever.

And since I don't know any chicks, idk what to do. Not hiring a prostitute

i'm literally being emotionally abused by my GF

tinder my friend. I just hooked up with a chubby qt3.14 the last two nights in a row. chubby girls are the most willing to fuck off tinder or any other place really.

b-but that stinky pussy and pits

pics may not always cut it but tell me you wouldn't fap to this

>tinder my friend
yeah I almost hooked up with a trap but then I felt bad if my family and friends found out and considering I am not really gay and only found the guy attractive when he dressed up in girl's clothing, didn't wanna lead him on hmm

Guess I regret not getting laid but even me being a virgin who considers myself desperate, guess is weird I didn't take that chance but hmm idk what can come along in the future.

Honestly what I really would want now is for me and my best friend to jerk over pics of girls together but I wouldn't suggest this cos he'd freak out so idk

make sure you go fornthe ones that look like they keep themselves does or at least smell nice. been to plenty of bars where I would go for the girl that smelled well. besides they are freaks. deep throating with no gagging, taking it raw, anal, facials, creampies. chubby girls are the best. It's like fucking a temperpedic

Broke, alone, sweating. But there's still Sup Forums to fill my days.

you and me both buddy

There's a guy I know who literally looks like the male version of Kirsten Stewart.Pic related is literally how he looks.

The amount of times I jerk off to a pic of him next to this one of Kirsten

Just fine OP thanks for asking.

no

not too bad user.got my dream car, have a baby coming soon with my long time gf and a job that pays my bills. striving to get a house next and live the life.

>>Cheap Chinese crap at $ 0?
FTFY

How?

first few months, weve know each other for a couple of years prior, were great she was all loving and stuff to me
then she started pointing shit out she didnt like about me, what i do how i am
this kept on for weeks, her being mad at me, telling me mean stuff, threatening me in a passive aggressive way with breaking up
we had some talks but i never gave in, never told her to shut up because i thought deep down she didnt mean it

after last nights talk shes back to sending " :) " smileys and trying to take a part in my life

i can smell that in a couple of days its back to "i dont want this anymore, i cant do this, i dislike xyz 100 things about you"

yeah that's life
people like to 'manipulate'

it's shit, not seeing that although she's telling me that stuff i want to be with her isn't something she's acknowledging

fuck this

just went to buy some candy and alcohol
the cashier looked at me suspiciously
well, I was a bit nervous since I had forgotten my ID home, maybe he saw that