When you think a girl is moving in for a hug/kiss and she knees you in the nuts instead. What do?

When you think a girl is moving in for a hug/kiss and she knees you in the nuts instead. What do?

pass out

Cunt punch

You collapse to a ground like a bitch because no man is immune to that. Your time will come soon. Be Patient.

once a girl kicked my nuts out of nowhere in school
punched her back in the face
got suspended for 3 days

fuck girls

knee her back in the nuts

TRIPS


and his feet raised off the ground.

>no man is immune to that
There are monks who train themselves to be.

I start crying and then call my mom so she can drive me back home.

Headbuttt the cunt, maybe punch in the ovaries for good measure

Rape her so she gets pregnant
wait 9 months
eat the baby in front of her

...

Falcon punch

...

Wonder what the filuck social cues i misread for this to have happened while I'm collapsed on the ground, i guess. Ain't nobody going to be functional for a while after that.

Cunt punt

Equality, bitch

recover

rip her bikini off

walk away, throwing/hiding the bikini

Never trust a roastie. If one approaches, run or defend yourself.

In the faction of a second between the kick, and your brain registering the pain, id headbutt that crusty bitch breaking her nose and upper jaw. Whilst knocking myself out, so i dont have to endure the gut pain of having been kicked in the fucking bollocks.

Beat her until she is teethless and force her to choke on my dick.

cum

punch her in the twat