Remember that time Data wanted to better understand humor so he went to the holodeck and asked the computer to give him...

Remember that time Data wanted to better understand humor so he went to the holodeck and asked the computer to give him a list of some of history's greatest comedians to teach him about comedy and he chose fucking Joe Piscapo?

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Who would you choose?

yeah I'm glad they took away gene roddenberry's creative control

Richard Pryor. Or the 23rd century comic the computer recommended.

Data taking shit from Holorodney for 45 minutes would have been the best episode of TNG imaginable tbqhwyf

A lot of the data from our century got destroyed and corrupted after the wars. One of the very very few things to survive from before 2100 was a tape of Joe Piscapo's greatest sketches from SNL that someone had buried in a lead-lined suitcase out in the nevada desert.

That's the reason you never see anyone watching old tv shows or movies in the future, and why they reverted back to crappy community theater besides playing around on holodecks.

>Ho, obey the prime directive? Is that what they call wives now?

that might explain why stuff from our time is missing, but what about things made after that war? why is the newest piece of pop culture they know of fucking sherlock holmes? why is there no music newer than jazz?

i think the entire human race is being forcibly medicated via the replicated food and the utter lack of creativity is a side effect (as well as the lack of personal conflicts or strong negative emotions, suppressed libidos and so forth). there's no way living on the beige nightmare of the enterprise would be possible without serious antidepressants. a week in you would grab a phaser rifle and burn every pajama-wearing dullard you see.

I don't know. Stop trying to make sense of a fictional show where you can teleport by the click of a button.

fucking kek, i'm going to be trying to imagine this episode for the rest of the night

Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein.

>Don't make jokes

Gtfo you insufferable cunt.

>Black people be like "ayy man, watchoo sayin man"

>Androids be like "uhh, I'm afraid that doesn't compute sir"

Ha!

Hahaha, it's funny because it's true, they're just so different!

Yah.

I also BBCA this morning.

Tom looks at old shows

Th best scientific mind of the era could Whistle "if I only had a heart"

>Not getting the computer to generate Rebo and Zooty

I seriously zoot zoot zooty.

Bill Cosby, Woody Allen or Srid Nyon of the martian resorts hostel.

That is true, Jordi does indeed speak that way.

>It's a "someone has an unhealthy obsession with Data" episode

He is fully functional, after all.

Everytime Data started telling jokes and moving his hands the way he did, I felt an urge to attack the television. Is this normal?

>Every couple of stardates you vote for the funniest thing on the USS Enterprise
>And every stardate you chose the same thing do you not?
>You always chose Dr. Crusher being pushed off the promotion boat
>So let us have a look at that, affirmative?
>Let us see how funny that is
>She was near the port side of the boat, was she not?
>And I was kind of here
>And she goes 'Ohhhh'
>ha ha ha
>Dr Crusher, Lieutenant Commander Data
>She got pushed off the promotion boat
>And it is the funniest thing there has ever been on the USS Enterprise
>She got pushed off the promotion boat, Lietenant Commander Data
>She was dry
>And then she got pushed off the promotion boat

>And Geordi made a face

wat

Did he have sex with Tasha Yar?

>I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically

...

>Computer, select Louis C.K.

>You ever catch a look at yourself in the mirror when you're having sex and... wait no, of course not, you're an android, right? Of course not, no, of course not, but anyway the other day I just happened to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and it just all this disgusting, pale, red, hanging.... just disgusting pathetic, fat.... red, pale, fat.... just, you know?????

That Joe Piscapo is fucking terrifying looking. What's wrong with him.

He's doing his Jerry Lewis impression. Probably should've opened with his Sinatra.

I'm watching the DS9 pilot. Does Sisko ever mellow out? He's acting extremely confrontational towards everyone.

>tfw reading this in data's voice

Limmy.
>"What's hehvyerr, a killogrram o'steeuhl or a microgrram o'dileethium?"
>"Kill Wesley. Worth eht, mate.. well worth eht."

>Computer, create one million fully virile bulls in a square mile breeding ground populated with one dozen naked Counselor Trois.

>Computer, begin program

Norm Macdonald or Larry David

Sisko mellows out by the end of the first episode.

If you want a longer arc, Kira mellows out by the end of the first season.

Ah... so THIS is the power of Babylon 5...

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wtf is this ?
i loved babylon 5 but WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?

Don Rickles.

there are so many dead.

garibaldi
sinclair
the doctor
gkar
zack allan (jeff conaway)

Sam Hyde

Jean-Claude van Damme?

>>"What's hehvyerr, a killogrram o'steeuhl or a microgrram o'dileethium?"
I may or may not have laughed at this shit for fifteen minutes straight once upon a time.

Fooken'... space, man. Tha faayynal frannntiiiier. Evven moorr faantaasticall than Yooookaaaaaa.

Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

its a movie that takes place after the events of babylon 5

its absolute SHIT

I can't wait for Sam to play the bigoted captain that mercilessly oppresses Number One in Discovery, before he dies violently owing to his own hubris

and i thought i watched all movies.

i am few up with your shit warf

Imagine him on DS9.

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>You mean I don't have to go to Quark's for food and drinks?
>Nah, you've got yah replicahtter in yah quahtters. In evree quahtters.
>But don't I have to pay latinum to use it?
>Nawis free. Isall free. Cheahs.

Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks.

Piscapo is an unfunny fuck.

Then explain why in the fuck they're always watching movies in the rec room in Enterprise.

Reporting in ! Are we beaming down to the planet of children ?

>It's a Worf stops Garak from wining the Dominion War episode
Really disappointed desu

Enterprise is a fictional story that takes place on the holodeck of the 1701-D

The Romulan ship has sustained heavy damage !

Shut up Mr. Worf.

Is this an outtake?

But sir I must protest!

Yes.

Pretty sure yeah.

They had a motherfucker of a time getting those sliding doors to open on queue.

Denied.

Is that a shoop of Pedro Pascal?

You know the worst thing about Ferengis? Ferengis always want some gold pressed latinum for some shit they supposed to do. A ferengi will brag about selling some shit a human just gives away. A ferengi will say some shit like, "Welcome to our home. Please place your thumbprint on the legal waivers and deposit your admission fee in the slot by the door. Remember, my house is my house." You're supposed to just say hello you dumb motherfucker! What are you talking about?" What kind of capitalist shit is that?

Anyone got a Deep Space 9 episode guide?

Dont want to watch trash filler episodes like in TNG.

...

I think it was Joe playing a fictional comedian.

>How about that StarFleet food huh?
>So a Klingon a Ferengi and a Dalek walk into a bar

...Jesus

Oh look, Neelix's let himself go.

thank you very much

>in the cards
>no great

fuck off

I should say that the "not important, okay" episodes are worth watching still

>Little Federation outposts
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Big Dominion Space Stations
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Seinfeld showing up in the TNG holodeck would trigger some kind of early-90s TV singularity.

fucking dead.