I'm God. Ama

I'm God. Ama.

do u exsist?

Yes. I have always existed and always will.

Why are people the worst?

Because they have free will.

kill me pls i don't want to live anymore

Your time will come.

I'm fan of your work. But why the Jews?

Is it wrong to be egotistical?

They are a deceiving race. Trust them not.

Can you microwave a burrito so hot that even you cannot eat it?

Yes. In fact, it is the worst thing after pedophilia.

I'm asking why you created them in the first place

Why were you such a shitty dad?

Could you program an AI to be so good at chess that even you couldn't beat it?

Yes
To troll Satan(they all go to hell)

Are traps gay?

what you have pedophilia, back in your time it was very popular and normal

Because reality is tough. Get used to it, boy.
Yes
Not on your life.

To destroy innocence is akin to spitting in my face.

Why didn't you stop Sup Forums from coming into existence? You could have prevented this.

do i need a shower?

But, that would imply that you aren't omniscient, nigga.

Do you care if I have a piss fetish ? Cause I don't want to make uneasy but I sure do love piss. Somethimes i piss on myself and jizz should i stop ? could it affect my soul ? Am I pure inside ? I should be ! You know what I do. I should be.
And is it your fault if I shat myself this one time coming home from school when I was young, you know what I'm talking about ? Anyway can you kill us all fast it's terrible. Thanks Bye

Well you can pick a God you prefer then. Enjoy roasting in hell.

Why are you such a pretentious piece of shit?

When I die, instead of sending me to hell/heaven, can you just give me my own universe to control? Not a Jew btw.

You will go to hell for sure

When will the "social media age" fade out? Also, when will women learn their place, and stop acting like High school sluts/children? Also, when will everyone stop thinking it's cool to act like a nigger?

Why have you forsaken us?

Can you please delete Sup Forums?

>You are even more useless than me

Satan's my dad and let me to you... you really hurt his feelings.

Will I ever gain control over my porn addiction?

Oh am I ? but why did you save me this time ? Why would you give me a second chance ?
Do you want chaos ? If you tell me i'll go in hell even after you saved me well I have no reason to be good in this world. It seems to me like you're trying to end us.

Can you kill us all please and try again

autism

oh course im trying to end all of this shit don't you see what you have become

what's your favorite pornstar?

if you are god, then prove it by getting trips

>implying you don't already know our questions
Are you phone?

Yeah, dood, why you fuck up so much? You're supposed to be perfect, you know, and it's not just the platypus, it's like all the stuff you want us to think is cream rises to the top and sours right away.
Could it be that you're even crazier than we are?

Rated post

No

ok Thanks God glad to hear it.
Will you keep the ones who haven't sinned ?

What were you smoking when you came up with the platypus, and where can I get some?

When's my next checkpoint?

Why did you allow bae, fidget spinners, dab and Jake Paul to happen?

>I'm God
>not saing "I am"

Is JW legit?

Why don't you ever respond when I need you faggot?

Do you really cause touchdowns? Why do you respond to niggas prayers on the field?

What is thy favorite furniture ?

If ur god then u would get quints

why me?

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kek bingo
>shill detected

Can't my son, you millenials need a challenge. Figure out how to make kek with each other

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You bastard

Why the fuck did you put me in this position?
Why the fuck did you force me into an array that only sinks me deeper?
Why the fuck did you take away sleep and love and introduce everything to me at inopportune times?

...

Why is my g spot up my ass?

caaaan you beeee as my god aaaammm

goooddd of all myyyyy god am

so lord i see you grinninnggg

must be grand always winnninnngggg

Explain how exactly you exist, without the extremely low level cop out of "I simply do/always have existed".

How can possess both omnipotence and omniscience, if those contradict each other, and cannot exist, in the same being, at the same time?

Why is the loli illegal?

Oh, I don't believe in God, I'm not OP, either, but something has to of existed forever, with no cause, or causality would go back indefinitely, leading to contractions.