/heem/

fights tomorrow night boys, KZ is back

*portions gooby*

prevUpcoming events:

2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan

UFC Fight Night 104 Face-Offs:
youtube.com/watch?v=MELgjqY72ZE[Embed][Embed][Embed]

UFC 208 Conference Call:
youtube.com/watch?v=__10xdqK1j0[Embed][Embed][Embed]

Other urls found in this thread:

mma-core.com/search/videos/UFC_205_Fights
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/827680625842876416
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1-1
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/carmouche-out-gina-mazany-meets-mcmann-at-ufc-fight-night-105-quinones-volkanovski-added
youtube.com/watch?v=e3FKci2hncI
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

*portions damage control*

Schaub is God

adan go to bed my man

Good op op

Thanks for events sperg

REAL THREAD

Don't be a sperg, canada finally made a decent thread

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

korean zombie hasn't fought in 5 years

Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill

i'm teaching him to use my OP, lad
when he notices that his thread actually has a chance of winning a thread war when it includes a segment of the OP, maybe he'll start to use it more

Is anyone re watching 205?

KOREAN ZOMBIE by TAPPY
GRASSO by SHEEM
VICK by DEC
OSP by DEC
HAMILTON by HEEM
ANDRADE by SHEEM

I rewatched Khabib vs Johnson yesterday
Might watch Boetsch vs Natal again right now

Including a streaming link for people who don't feel like downloading them
mma-core.com/search/videos/UFC_205_Fights

Chael is portioning exposed wires here in his placement at The Apprentice

>other guy thinks a kebab OP is gonna win out

laffin

flying into Houston tomorrow
I'll post pics from the fight =)

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>t. nate in the remach

khabib will unironically retire conor

I just ate six hard boiled eggs and holy shit I don't know if I'll ever stop farting

Man thats pretty bold

I hope he break Magiga's arm the same way Mir did to Nogueira, but we all know Magiga is too scared to fight him.

Stop being obese

Im currently watching it on FS1 but ill probably go back to watch khabib.

Should've portioned them better

>Khabib breaks Goobys left arm
>Gooby never throws dat left the same again
>Gooby finishes his career ranked 16th on fight metric

like pottery

I can't believe Italy's gay little meme actually caught on
There isn't even a joke involved

@joerogan
>The mother of all egg sandwiches: fried eggs from my yard, sunny side up, smoked Gouda cheese, mayonnaise, sour kraut, sliced jalenenos and @elyucateco_hotsauce habanero sauce on toasted Ezekiel bread.

Conor 'shit talking' diaz at press conference proves he will dodge the winner of khabib/tony

>be millionaire
>this is the best you can do

That looks fucking rancid

I think he'd sooner fight Ferguson, but yeah.

>Magiga is too scared to fight him.

yeah just like he was scared to fight aldo after HARANGUING him for two years

what is Cro Cop portioning in that pic?

Disgusting

Purina Dog Chow

False equivalence. He was never scared to fight Aldo, he is however scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the fact that:

a) He wanted Nate to be given the next title shot

b) He's haranguing a 40 year old retired boxer for a fight

t. dyel

this would be fine without the extra 4 eggs on the side

I don't get this portions meme, can someone help

looks like a retard cooked those eggs

>jalenenos

10/10

would devour

watch the conor macgregor interview 24:30

any superbowl is fucking retarded man in

He had no choice if he wanted to become champion, conor only takes fights where he has nothing to lose

meet me behind Kelsey's and I will heem your testicles

>tfw you're a sour Kraut

done

6/10 fight imo

>Boetsch pressures and lands strikes
>Natal circles away and tries to counter, landing little of note
>Repeat
>Boetsch heems Natal

now for vicente luque vs belal muhammad

>fighting chad on short notice
>nothing to lose
>would have lost title shot vs aldo
>vs his "kryptonite" of a wrestler

FIGHTS EVE IS ALMOST TURNING INTO FIGHT DAY (for the sentient part of earth)

>subjecting yourself to a commercialegg match

why would someone do this
especially outside of a social situation

Vincente Luque might be a dark horse lads

#makeufcgreatagain

It was for the interim belt, he already had his family there and sperged on about how it was the 'real' belt

Why are you bringing up Aldo and now Chad pal? It's a fact he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony. In hindsight he shouldn't have agreed to fight Nate on such short notice cause it destroyed his stock taking that loss, since then he's wisened up and he knows he's not invincible like he thought.

He is terrified of getting embarrassed again, that's why he wants the Mayweather fight done with ASAP.

Fuck Rogan for hyping up El Yucateco so much. Sriracha is so much better and good in general

It was a bit more competitive on the feet than I remember it being
Belal did land a few strikes before he got shadowrealmed, and he's a very slow starter
I was rooting for Belal going into the fight and completely dropped him after
I might give him another chance

>a UFC referee has holes in his socks
how much are they cheaping out on these guys?

here's some fresh news btw

News:

>Bader signed with Lellator
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/827680625842876416

>UFC FN 104 weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1-1

>Fights added to UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/carmouche-out-gina-mazany-meets-mcmann-at-ufc-fight-night-105-quinones-volkanovski-added

>only ufc loss unqestionably made him a better fight
>y...yeah but the next guy!!!

i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions

*portions knowledge*

Reminder that Conor should have rematched Aldo and even Dana and Kavanaugh think so

>UFC let Bader go

Shut the LHW division down tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=e3FKci2hncI

I AM A KNIGHT

could be a "lucky" pair of socks that makes him feel calm

i am better at picking mma fights than you, adan mohammed

What's the ref meta like these days?

>i bet you have a good track record with your conor predictions

I do actually, that's why I know he's scared of fighting Khabib/Tony as evidenced by the points I just brought up

what the fuck is a meta?

AHHHHHHHH

Fuck DJ. Fucking midget.

Whats he doing right now?

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Therapy.

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please stop

Cerrone? Idiot lol

abel is going to get btfo tomorrow for all you fags betting on him literally 7 inches shorter than his opponent (5'8 vs 6'3)

Trujillo is my low-key boy

I agree, I can see Vick getting him with a guillotine early

Prepping for your lanklet tears

>DC can't beat Gus guise, he's a 5'11" manlet against a 6'5" Aryan stud

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Korean Zombie
GrASSo
Vick
Oexdemir
Fortuna
Andrade

Can you take BJ Pen in a street fight?

>Oexdemir
>Fortuna

He's chilling with his family. He knew he was never going to win against Goobs. Why sulk over it? If anything he's happy, his bum life is less bummy now and the only thing he had to sacrifice was his paper-champ status.

Stop calling him goobs you fucking weirdos

*portions goobs*

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*Staggers home tired and worn down after doing grunt work at Kelsey's*

*portions gooby*

You're laughing at me now but just you wait. Ill be the only one alive on the picks.

why are forced memes the only memes that stick on heem? are most generals like this? i know /nfl/ is full of trips which is way worse but these forced memes are killingn it for me

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Blame Adan AKA the biggest sperg on all of heem

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why kind of memes would you like to see?

Name one forced meme that has stuck (been around over 3 months)

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